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Ambassador recalled for conduct unbecoming
Reuters ^
| 3/12/2007
| unknown
Posted on 03/12/2007 11:01:12 AM PDT by Herakles
JERUSALEM (Reuters) - Israel has recalled its ambassador in El Salvador after he was found drunk and naked with sex toys lying nearby in the yard of his official residence, Israeli media reports said on Monday.
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TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Israel; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: ambassador; elsalvador; recall; sextoy
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Ok, which one of you set this poor guy up?
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posted on
03/12/2007 11:01:15 AM PDT
by
Herakles
To: Herakles
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posted on
03/12/2007 11:02:11 AM PDT
by
roaddog727
(BullS##t does not get bridges built)
To: Herakles
"The reports said he was drunk, naked, and bound and gagged with a rubber ball in his mouth and sex toys lying near him."
Ok, which one of you set this poor guy up?
The inflatable sheep did it. You just can't trust them, because they don't get drunk. They just sit there, drink after drink, then pounce.
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posted on
03/12/2007 11:12:00 AM PDT
by
Gorzaloon
(Global Warming: A New Kind Of Scientology for the Rest Of Us.)
To: Herakles
Can't you just hear the Assistant Director now railing to cue the sex toys and clear the set cause "we got a plane to catch, everybody! It's a wrap!"
You know. The usual behind the scenes banter.
Comfort-talk. Just another job well done.
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posted on
03/12/2007 11:12:11 AM PDT
by
CBart95
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
03/12/2007 11:14:51 AM PDT
by
KoRn
(FRED THOMPSON FOR PRESIDENT!)
To: Herakles
The Democrat Party has a new front-runner...
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posted on
03/12/2007 11:14:57 AM PDT
by
atomicpossum
(Replies must follow approved guidelines or you will be kill-filed without appeal.)
To: Herakles
Future Ambassador to SanFrancisco.
To: Herakles
To: Herakles
To: Herakles
To: Herakles
The worst I've ever seen:
To: Herakles
" Israel has recalled its ambassador in El Salvador after he was found drunk and naked with sex toys lying nearby in the yard of his official residence, Israeli media reports said on Monday."Hey.....we had a President of the U.S. who could easily have done the same thing.....name of Bill something or other. Fortunately, he settled for "quickies" in the Oval Office.
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posted on
03/12/2007 11:49:42 AM PDT
by
albee
(The best thing you can do for the poor is.....not be one of them. - Eric Hoffer)
To: Herakles
Was Charles Rust-Tierney nearby?
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posted on
03/12/2007 12:48:15 PM PDT
by
lilylangtree
(Veni, Vidi, Vici)
To: KoRn; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Good Purim, boychik?
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posted on
03/12/2007 12:59:55 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("By the way... who is Ben Dayho?" --60Gunner)
To: Slings and Arrows
I am sure there was a deep cover diplomatic mission to account for this, and if not, it will all depend on what the definition of 'is' is.
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posted on
03/12/2007 1:05:27 PM PDT
by
RunningWolf
(2-1 Cav 1975)
To: Herakles
3rd from R
To: Herakles; MotleyGirl70; Larry Lucido; Mr. Brightside; Rb ver. 2.0
GEORGE: You know, my mother used to walk around on our apartment just in her bra and panties. She didn't look anything like you, she was really disgusting, really bad body. If you could imagine uglier and fatter version of Shirley Booth. Remember Shirley Booth from Hazel. Really embarrassing, cause you know I had only mother in the whole neighborhood who was worse looking than Hazel. Imagine the taunts I would hear.
WOMAN: Like what?
GEORGE: Like a "Hey your mother is uglier than Hazel. Hazel really puts your mother to shame"
(She comes out of the bathroom fully clothed)
GEORGE: What's going on?
WOMAN: It was a pleasure doing business with you George, but I'm afraid I have to get going.
GEORGE: Get going? But we haven't really, you know....
WOMAN: Eight dollars? Eight dollars?
GEORGE: What are you doing? You're robbing me?
WOMAN: I wasted my whole morning with you for eight dollars?
GEORGE: Wait, wait a second, what are you doing?
WOMAN: I'm taking your clothes.
GEORGE: No, that's my only suit. It cost me 350 dollars. I got it at Moe Ginsburg.
WOMAN: Bye George.
GEORGE: No wait, you can't just leave me here! Will I see you again?
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posted on
03/12/2007 1:11:45 PM PDT
by
Cagey
To: RunningWolf
Should've sent Joe Wilson.
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posted on
03/12/2007 1:12:19 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("By the way... who is Ben Dayho?" --60Gunner)
To: Slings and Arrows
Hold on, Slingerama, more troops are being rounded up.
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posted on
03/12/2007 1:17:46 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(A positive attitude will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.)
To: Herakles
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posted on
03/12/2007 1:19:13 PM PDT
by
ryan71
(You can hear it on the coconut telegraph...)
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