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The Daily Bulletin ^
| 03/12/2007
| Michelle Groh-Gordy
Posted on 03/12/2007 11:54:51 AM PDT by Smogger
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To: Froufrou
I firmly believe that Auto-Pragmatics and Auto-Bahners combined are causing 95% of all accidents, both minor and those with multiple fatalities.
The Pragmatics are just annoying.
The Bahners ("Boners") are literally homicidal.
To: Smogger
I don't really fit well into any of the categories. I think the auto-matic might be the best fit, except the car I drive is hardly "distinctly styled," "attention-getting," "trendy" and "extravagant" (unless to consider the rust spots on my 1995 Opel Astra "attention-getting" and the Diet Coke cans scattered about "extravagant.")
I'm on the real Autobahn a lot more often than the Auto-bahner-wanna-be's, though. It's nice being able to "make good time" without worring about tickets, but after the first hour the first time it's no big deal. It's still kind of cool seeing the occasional Mercedes fly past at warp speed, though.
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posted on
03/12/2007 12:15:40 PM PDT
by
Gil4
(Time Man of the Year 2006 - and I'm darned proud of it)
To: GSlob
LOL
Definitions:
Idiot = Someone in front of you who is driving slower then you want to go.
Maniac = Someone who passes you up.
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posted on
03/12/2007 12:16:43 PM PDT
by
Michael.SF.
(In this (political) War, Republicans are gutless appeasers. -- Ann Coulter)
To: 1Old Pro
O.K. that rules me out, what's the classification for folks who admit driving over 50 miles over the speed limit? Fatalities?
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posted on
03/12/2007 12:17:06 PM PDT
by
Ditto
To: GSlob
You and I both know that there are only two types of drivers, other than oneself, on the road:
Those driving too slow, who are morons, and those driving too fast, who are idiots.
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posted on
03/12/2007 12:18:00 PM PDT
by
swain_forkbeard
(Rationality may not be sufficient, but it is necessary.)
To: doorgunner69
To: posterchild
I think someone is autoerotic-ing us.
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posted on
03/12/2007 12:18:29 PM PDT
by
Old Professer
(The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
To: cyclotic
When teaching my daughter to drive the full size van, I cautioned her to not exceed 80mph on the freeway until she gets more wheel time. Nice. When someone cuts her off and she rolls that van down an embankment, please come back and tell us so I can laugh about it.
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posted on
03/12/2007 12:18:30 PM PDT
by
BearCub
To: doorgunner69
Typically, when in front of you in the lane, will sit for 5-10 seconds before moving out on the green lightAnother of their favorite traits is to relentlessly crawl at 35 - 40 max on an entrance ramp when the traffic that you're trying to merge with is going 70 - 75. Then, when they can't find a large enough gap they stop at the end of the ramp blocking you from merging.
Another is to sit in the passing lane going at or slightly below the speed limit smugly thinking how they're enforcing the traffic laws.
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posted on
03/12/2007 12:18:55 PM PDT
by
from occupied ga
(Your most dangerous enemy is your own government)
To: Smogger
When I die, I want to go peacefully, in my sleep. Just like my Grandpa.
Not screaming and yealling like the passengers in his car! ;-P
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posted on
03/12/2007 12:21:07 PM PDT
by
MortMan
(Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.)
To: swain_forkbeard
There also are paranoiacs, who seem to tailgate and follow you no matter where you go.
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posted on
03/12/2007 12:21:20 PM PDT
by
GSlob
To: SteveMcKing
"I firmly believe that Auto-Pragmatics and Auto-Bahners combined are causing 95% of all accidents, both minor and those with multiple fatalities.
"
In combination, I'd agree. I think the speed gap, or someone going 50 and someone passing them at 80, is def more deadly than 2 people going 50 or 2 people going 80.
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posted on
03/12/2007 12:21:59 PM PDT
by
tfecw
(It's for the children)
To: SteveMcKing
Last week, after sitting in morning rush-hour traffic (backed-up for miles when an 18-wheeler smooshed a small car), I cleared the accident site and the related law-enforcement presence - and the interstate lay nearly empty before me. I cranked the ol' SUV up to 75 mph and made up most of the time lost sitting in that traffic jam.
Just as I was beginning to feel guilty about zipping along at 15 mph over the posted limit, a guy in a Toyota Prius went by me at what had to be 90 mph. I wonder if he's some sort of sub-sub-category.
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posted on
03/12/2007 12:23:03 PM PDT
by
Charles Martel
(Liberals are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
To: Gil4
I was on the Autostrada somewhere north of Firenze with the gas pedal mashed to the floor and getting ready to speedshift into fourth when a Jaguar starship passed doing about 100 mph faster than my VW van like we were going the wrong way. Almost missed the shift, which would have cost ten minutes of progress toward high gear.
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posted on
03/12/2007 12:23:17 PM PDT
by
RightWhale
(300 miles north of Big Wild Life)
To: Smogger
Currently an Auto-Matic, with a genetic predisposition for -Bahnism. Funny, when I had 4 hondas in a row, then a slow pickup, I drove like a bat out of hell. Now that I have something very fast, I drive much more responsibly (94% of the time!!!). Or maybe I'm finally growing up.
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posted on
03/12/2007 12:23:24 PM PDT
by
highnoon
(Stop global whining)
To: GSlob
Sounds like somebody remembers the old George Carlin car routine.
Everybody in front of you is an idiot driving slowly. Everybody behind you is a maniac trying to get past you. Everybody's an idiot or a maniac, because nobody's driving my speed. Somebody drives my speed I slow down so I can keep an eye on them.
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posted on
03/12/2007 12:25:44 PM PDT
by
Richard Kimball
(Why yes, I do have a stupid picture for any occasion)
To: Smogger
I think they missed some, namely Auto de fe (popular among "middle ages" drivers), auto-destruct (first phase of road rage) to Autopsy (final stage of road rage)!
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posted on
03/12/2007 12:25:49 PM PDT
by
Jagman
(I drank François Rabelais under the table!)
To: Smogger
There are two types of drivers, those who drive Buicks, and everyone else!
Although I really don't drink, I'm more like an Auto Bahner. I drive seriously and am constantly alert yet admittedly somewhat aggressive. I have the presence of mind and the visual depth perception that I DO NOT need to sit at a corner and wait until both horizons are completely clear before I move out!
One more thing you rubber neckers: Go rent a crash video from the safety of your couch and stop impeding traffic!
Whew! I feel better already.
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posted on
03/12/2007 12:26:41 PM PDT
by
Obadiah
(Yes, I do question Democrat's patriotism.)
To: Smogger
I'm an excellent driver.
/Rainman
To: BearCub
"Nice. When someone cuts her off and she rolls that van down an embankment, please come back and tell us so I can laugh about it"
Nice, very nice.
My friend did just that on a 75mph road. To be fair he was only doing 75, not 80, so do you still get to yuk it up?
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posted on
03/12/2007 12:27:21 PM PDT
by
tfecw
(It's for the children)
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