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Using Live Mice...
Posted on 03/20/2007 12:30:33 PM PDT by John Robinson
We technicians here in the Free Republic server room experimented with real mice attached to our computers. Unfortunately, not one mouse survived being plugged-in for more than a few minutes. We've reverted back to the hamsters, they're more durable and they know how to dance to the electronic pop music we enjoy.
You should notice a significant improvement in response time.
Go go hamsters.
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To: sionnsar; tuliptree76
Nice truck! Where are the shower curtains? And this place has crumbs in the corners ... we're gonna have rodent problems ...
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posted on
04/01/2007 9:11:52 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("I have noticed that nothing I never said ever did me any harm." ~ Calvin Coolidge)
To: Just another Joe; stephenjohnbanker; sionnsar; tuliptree76; Monkey Face; Tax-chick
How prophetic:
All of you people are sick and twisted.
You haven't seen anything yet.
I predict a 3,000+ reply thread here.
Actually, it's going to be closer to 4,000 posts by the time we're done with it.
And as far as being sick and twisted.....You have NO idea....
Welcome to the Undead Thread.
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posted on
04/01/2007 9:42:04 AM PDT
by
rottndog
(If you don't believe in the abolition of government run schools, your views aren't radical enough.)
To: rottndog
I'm not sick! I'm feeling just fine today!
Wednesday is poorly, though; I think she has a bladder infection. Of course it had to be on the weekend ...
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posted on
04/01/2007 9:44:13 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("I have noticed that nothing I never said ever did me any harm." ~ Calvin Coolidge)
To: Tax-chick
Would you rather have her peeing all over the house when you're not there?
Poor kitty. Maybe she needs some mouse therapy:
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posted on
04/01/2007 9:52:07 AM PDT
by
rottndog
(If you don't believe in the abolition of government run schools, your views aren't radical enough.)
To: rottndog
Good point. She'll have to spend tonight in the garage. I couldn't sleep at all last night, imagining all the places she was piddling.
I think she's constipated, too.
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posted on
04/01/2007 9:58:12 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("I have noticed that nothing I never said ever did me any harm." ~ Calvin Coolidge)
To: rottndog; Just another Joe
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posted on
04/01/2007 10:05:50 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face
constipated kitty....need a bigger mouse for mouse therapy...
Hey 'Face!
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posted on
04/01/2007 10:08:48 AM PDT
by
rottndog
(If you don't believe in the abolition of government run schools, your views aren't radical enough.)
To: Tax-chick
Hi, TC!
I'm sorry Wednesday is ailing on a Sunday. And a Spring Sunday as well!
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posted on
04/01/2007 10:10:06 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
To: rottndog
What's happenin'?
You got sun?
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posted on
04/01/2007 10:10:46 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
To: Monkey Face
Oh yeah....in Spades...
And nary a cloud in the sky...
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posted on
04/01/2007 10:12:22 AM PDT
by
rottndog
(WOOF!!! HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY!!!!!)
To: rottndog
We have 70 degrees, no wind and 13%. Ahhhhh! Nice! Although I still need a sweater until it gets up to 100....;o]
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posted on
04/01/2007 10:14:39 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
To: Monkey Face
I need to prop my leg up again, but I'll be back later!
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posted on
04/01/2007 10:17:40 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
To: Monkey Face
Same here yesterday and probably today...although we have a little higher humidity...58%.
Nice day. Too bad we have lot's of chores to get done today...Everybody has been sick at some point the past week, so it's cleaning time.
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posted on
04/01/2007 10:20:38 AM PDT
by
rottndog
(WOOF!!! HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY! (How is April these days?))
To: Monkey Face
I have a large hoist, if you need it...
See Ya.
274
posted on
04/01/2007 10:21:24 AM PDT
by
rottndog
(WOOF!!! HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY! (How is April these days?))
To: rottndog
I have a patio full of boxes and a living room that looks like an obstacle course, but it will all be here tomorrow. I don't do NUTHIN' on Sundays, unless it's a matter of life and death.
It's a day of REST! So I do!
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posted on
04/01/2007 10:24:40 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
To: Monkey Face
I would love to rest all day today...
But my to do list doesn't stop growing on Sundays.
276
posted on
04/01/2007 10:27:28 AM PDT
by
rottndog
(WOOF!!! HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY! (How is April these days?))
To: John Robinson
Mice? I've got just the solution...
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posted on
04/01/2007 10:28:05 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(What would a free man do?)
To: Monkey Face
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posted on
04/01/2007 10:31:35 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(What would a free man do?)
To: Dead Corpse
Rats....you beat me to it....
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posted on
04/01/2007 10:35:58 AM PDT
by
rottndog
(WOOF!!! HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY! (How is April these days?))
To: Dead Corpse
Try again...
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posted on
04/01/2007 10:40:07 AM PDT
by
rottndog
(WOOF!!! HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY! (How is April these days?))
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