Posted on 03/21/2007 1:51:03 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
I tried a "gentler" approach with my liberal alumni blog, focusing on Al saying "the planet has a fever". So, I copied the lyrics of the Mary Poppins song "A Spoonful of Sugar" to a new thread titled "Al Gore as Mary Poppins?"
They're still fuming over the fired US attorneys "scandal". Maybe I'll send a couple over the cliff...
Is there such a thing as 'stare decisis science'??
"Al Gore gave a fiery speech today claiming that American democracy was in grave danger ... and then his wife said 'Al, just pay the pizza guy and let's eat.'" --Jay Leno
Left-wing, mother-earth worshipping, moon-bat, could have easily been POTUS, Bump!
(The boys break through to the surface)
Rescuer Team: Oh, my god! It's the kids! They're alive!
Al Gore: Kids! I saved you!
Stan: Stay away from us, asshole! I was nice to you because I felt sorry for you, because you don't have any friends. But now I see WHY you don't have any friends. You just use 'ManBearPig' as a way to get attention for yourself because you're a LOSER!
Al Gore: Yeah right. The man who single-handedly killed 'ManBearPig' is a loser?
Here's the movie if you have about an hour and 15 minutes. It's well worth watching.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4520665474899458831&q=The+great+global+warming+swindle
Throw a net over all of these moonbats! Please!
After all, if flooding the Qattara Depression will create a 7500 square mile sea to contain 88% of the excess ice melt from Greenland, a 3000 square mile sea in Death Valley should more or less absorb the rest.
This is a whole lot more effective than moving the planet back to the pre-industrial age as a means of limiting the catastrophic rate of global warming and melting of ice caps!< / sarcasm >
Dude, you owe me a new monitor for post #21.
For a liberal, science is discovering which ashtray you left the roach in last night.
How about packing his bloated, bloviating, fart and belch producing ass into a rocket and blast him off of the planet. That will go a long way toward driving down the amount of greenhouse gasses and horses asses.
The oGre is on again on cspan right now!!
Like he knows a lot about science. He passed bonehead biology at Harvard with a D. He flunked out of grad school and withdrew from a Divinity degree program because he was failing. He might be an expert on how to have your crooked father buy you a political career but he is as far from a scientist as I am from being an opera singer.
Hell, someone inform the dumbass that this feckless Congress can't even save America from illegal immigrants or the onslaught from militant Islam.....and he expects Congress to save us from Mother Nature?
The fat bastard should lead the way and stop dispensing so much worthless and false hot air...
Can no one rid us of this troublesome "priest"?
Semper Fi
Al Gore needs to STFU and get the bend over girl in his face. This dude has some serious problems with focus.
http://www.idonothingallday.com/2006/11/bending-over.html
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