Posted on 04/01/2007 2:34:07 PM PDT by B-Chan
According to a classified NATO report, the Japanese military and government security apparatus attempted to create an "ultimate weapon" in 2001.
The NATO document, entitled "Theopotential Technology Development in Japan: An Intelligence Assessment", was discovered among a group of documents released to Samui Ochanomizu, a newspaper researcher seeking information on the August, 1998 overflight of Japan by a North Korean ballistic missile test. According to the document, reaction to the overflight created a tremendous stir within Japan's defense establishment, prompting the creation of a research project designed to create the "ultimate weapon". This research led to the initiation of a program called WINDHOUSE, which according to the document made use of "theopotential" technology to create a weapon of godlike power. Based upon the sketchy details given, analysts reading the document surmise that the WINDHOUSE weapon was an ontological bomb — a device capable of essentially rewriting the source code of the physical universe itself, enabling its user to blot out time and space in a given area at will. Purt simply, the WINDHOUSE weapon could simply make anoyone or anything "not be". (Ontology is the study of being.)
(Excerpt) Read more at asahi.com ...
Indeed...but before I can tell you more, make sure you look at your calendar...
It froze you out because you haven't sent a donation, as is the universal practice with all the theopotential developments.
I guess it worked, it made the project not be
My calendar!
It's gone!
It just ceased to exist!
They should've tried harder.
How I wish I had an ontological bomb today. I'd make my neighbor's infernal wind chimes simply "not be."
LOL, April fool!
sure.. a "not be" bomb.... right...
LOL
How would you test that? Hey... anyone heard of Cindy Sheehan lately? Maybe it works.
Note to self - Always make sure all ontological bombs are up to code and properly grounded.
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Finally! An answer to flatulence in elevators!
April 1st is turning into a long day.
So in other words, they were going to send any incoming DPRK missiles into the corn field.
It's fair looking BS.
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