Posted on 04/07/2007 4:55:01 PM PDT by Dick Bachert
Former Vice President today issued a public apology for the recent freeze in many sections of the United States.
"While getting me a midnight snack, Tipper left the door open on our coal-burning 10,000 square foot drive-in kitchen freezer here in our 60,000 square foot Nashville mansion. Just as soon as I eat down the recent 10,000 pound shipment of frozen pork BBQ, we should be able to get the door closed and warm the country up to seasonal levels.
"Be assured that I'm buying carbon credits for every BTU."
"And let me remind you that all the scientific evidence on global warming suggests that had this not happened, temperatures in the nation would be averaging 156 degrees."
To assure this doesn't happen again, Gore stated that he's installing a lock box on the freezer door."
Not to worry Al. Just pay me a couple of million dollars in carbon credits and I’ll forgive you.
It’s so cold that Al can see Tipper’s nipples through her t-shirt.
I HAVE noticed an odd glow to the Southern Sky, of late. Do they make CFLs for the fridge?
You can probably see Als nipples through his suit!
Tipper does have some large nipples.... ;o)
I never guessed I’d put the words “perky” and “Gore” into the same thought.
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Suggest you solicit that apology from the SUN.
You man-caused global warming people ought to be honest enough to disclose your REAL agenda.
The eruption of Mt. Pinatubo hurled more CO and particulates into the atmosphere than ALL the human activity since man discovered fire.
If Gore wants to save the world, I suggest he draft legislation banning all future anamolous solar activity and volcanic eruptions.
Francisco, The village called. They want their OTHER idiot back. Please go home.
hmm, will you apologize for the second warmest March ever recorded in the US?
http://lwf.ncdc.noaa.gov/oa/climate/research/cag3/na.html
Has Algore finished the ribs yet? And tell him to stay away from the beans. Otherwise, the planet really WILL warm.
Repeat yourself much??
And they just experienced the hottest March on record on Mars and Venus as well. Think it’s from all those SUVs and outdoor BBQs??
Does Nurse Ratchet know you’ve broken into the office and have hot-wired her computer?
If she finds out, your next electro-convulsive shock therapy session might be your last.
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