DFU SONG: Just One Look (Sheryl Crow sings "Just One Sheet")

DFU News of the Day in Song ^ | 4-2007 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - JUST ONE LOOK

We must do our part...it is up to each human being who's here
It is all environmental

Just one sheet...that is all you get, get, get...when you're wiping your fanny
I'm not kidding

Just one sheet...so wipe carefully-y-y...you may have to help granny
She can't do it

Just one sheet...though it sounds absurd, you must listen...stop global warming
Save our planet

Just one sheet...or we all will be in deep mouring
If it's too late to save it...right down the crapper, there it goes

We use too much paper...that's obvious...obvious
And if all of you would just join me...we'd make a difference...no muss, no fuss

Just one sheet...it might take some prac-practice...you can do it...I'll show you
Come and watch me

Just one sheet...I will hold a class and say -- up close I'll get, to know you
Let's get started

Yes, just one sheet...that's all you get
It's just one sheet...that's all you get
Yes, just one sheet, that's all you get

[doug from upland]

[doug from upland]

One ping

[cripplecreek]

Chuck Norris only uses one sheet.

[3AngelaD]

I wonder how she will like going down in history as the Single Sheet of Toilet Paper Lady.

[fieldmarshaldj]

I’ll wipe my ass with a whole roll of Charmin in her honor.

[doug from upland]

TP-ing her house would be a great FReep.

[A Strict Constructionist]

Remember not to squeeze.

[fieldmarshaldj]

One sheet at a time.

[fieldmarshaldj]

My urologist already did that.

D’oh !

[Military family member]

Elaine can't spare a square

[TBP]

We need to use just one sheet becaue these people are so full of what you use toilet paper for that it will take all our toilet paper to clean it up.

[Excellence]

This idiocy is going to be her undoing.
YEAH!

[doug from upland]

When she mentioned it, that was also my first thought. A Seinfeld classic.

[fieldmarshaldj]

Y’know, I just realized that now that she’s divulged her sanitary habits, does anyone want to shake hands with someone who has only used one itty bitty sheet after dropping the kids in the pool ?

[Diogenesis]

Click here for Crow's new theme song

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

This whole topic is totally assinine.

[doug from upland]

The BBC got their information off of Sheryl Crow’s official website. Crow was reported to have said, “only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required”.

[Dilbert San Diego]

This is too much information. I can just imagine the pesky occasions which require more than 1 sheet. Please spare us this much detail about saving the environment.............

[lightman]

Loo, loo, skip to the loo
Just one sheet there, my darling.

[Always Right]

I was thinking ‘Brown-eyed girl’, but perhaps “Brown-hand girl’.