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  • Leaked 'Star Wars' Auditions With The Bots From MST3K

    01/14/2017 6:11:18 PM PST · by Morgana · 15 replies
    Funny Or Die ^ | Published on Dec 4, 2015 | Funny Or Die
    In newly released footage it was revealed that Mystery Science Theater 3000 bots Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo auditioned for the part of BB-8 in Star Wars: The Force Awakens in this leaked footage. They may have been a little typecast.
  • Mystery Science Theater 3000’s Joel Hodgson on the undying appeal of mocking bad movies

    08/05/2016 8:45:15 AM PDT · by Morgana · 37 replies ^ | July 24, 2016 | Bryan Bishop
    When Joel Hodgson announced a Kickstarter campaign to bring back Mystery Science Theater 3000, the 1990s cult cable show he’d created and starred in, the internet basically melted down. The show’s combination of bad B-movies and relentless riffing had earned it an active underground fan base, and in the 17 years since its demise MST3K had continued to live on thanks to word of mouth and online chatter. It was the perfect target for a Veronica Mars-esque resurrection, sure — but even that underplayed how big the revival would become. Fans helped the campaign blast past its original $2 million...
  • Last of the Crow war chiefs turns 102 in Montana

    03/24/2016 10:17:45 AM PDT · by Morgana · 11 replies ^ | March 24, 2016 | admin
    CROW AGENCY, Mont. — The last Crow war chief entered the log-cabin trading post at the edge of the Little Bighorn Battlefield just after noon on a Sunday, supported by his son on his left and a cane held firmly in his right hand. Often, at tribal events such as powwows, he’ll swing his cane overhead in celebration. But on this October afternoon, with wind sweeping across the stretch of southern Montana that’s home to the Crows, the cane simply supported the centenarian — Dr. Joseph Medicine Crow in English or High Bird, his traditional name, in Crow.
  • Creator of Mystery Science Theater 3000 Starts Kickstarter Campaign to #BringBackMST3K

    11/10/2015 2:39:42 PM PST · by Morgana · 56 replies ^ | November 10, 2015 | Eric Van Allen
    In a not-too-distant future, you could be watching brand-new episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000. Joel Hodgson, the creator and original host of MST3K, has turned to Kickstarter to campaign for a new season of the cult-classic movie-riffing series. Returning to the line-up are the original bots, Tom Servo and Crow, to mock and joke through each unbearable film. The asking price? $2 million is the initial goal, which will allow the team to shoot three brand new episodes of MST3K. Each additional $1.1 million after that will allow them to shoot another three episodes, up to 12 episodes. The...
  • What to Binge This Weekend: Spend Labor Day Aboard the Satellite of Love

    09/06/2015 9:45:02 AM PDT · by Morgana · 22 replies ^ | September 4 2015 | Ethan Alter
    The arrival of Labor Day weekend means that another summer is in the history books. And it’s not just regular folks who are taking three days off; based on the paucity of new movies and TV shows available from now through Monday, Hollywood has effectively shut down as well. And what little fresh media exists out there — like The Transporter Refueled and Hand of God — sounds mostly bad. Given that, your finest entertainment option this weekend is one that elevates badness into an art form. We’re talking, of course, about Mystery Science Theater 3000, the legendary comedy series...
  • Crow riding atop a flying bald eagle

    07/03/2015 5:15:35 PM PDT · by Bryanw92 · 52 replies ^ | David Strege
    The perfect metaphor for today's America:
  • The girl who gets gifts from birds

    02/27/2015 12:53:34 AM PST · by WhiskeyX · 43 replies
    BBC ^ | 25 February 2015 Last updated at 17:09 ET | Katy Sewall
    Lots of people love the birds in their garden, but it's rare for that affection to be reciprocated. One young girl in Seattle is luckier than most. She feeds the crows in her garden - and they bring her gifts in return.
  • Just heard Levin say CNN reports we will prevent blacks from voting Tuesday

    06/24/2014 4:31:59 PM PDT · by Vendome · 80 replies
    vanity | 06/24/2014 | Vendome
    That's just stoopit. Everyone knows we only do that on Wednesdays
  • A crow solves an eight-step puzzle

    This Is Really Amazing: Crow Solves An 8-Step Puzzle To Get Food!
  • Birds of pray: Doves released in the Vatican as a gesture of peace are immediately ATTACKED…

    01/26/2014 3:50:55 PM PST · by Olog-hai · 29 replies
    Mail on Sunday (UK) ^ | 10:22 EST, 26 January 2014 | Mark Duell
    Two white doves released by children standing alongside Pope Francis as a peace gesture today were attacked by other birds. As tens of thousands of people watched in St. Peter’s Square, a seagull and a large black crow swept down on the doves right after they were set free from an open window of the Apostolic Palace. One dove lost some feathers as it broke free from the gull. But the crow pecked repeatedly at the other dove. It was not clear what happened to the doves as they flew off. …
  • Smart Crow uses cars to crack nuts in Akita, Japan near Senshu Park

    I thought this was fascinating, so I thought I share it. I didn't know they were this smart here's another one
  • Book: Ex-Fiancee Sheryl Crow Told Feds About Lance Armstrong's Doping

    10/10/2013 3:00:41 PM PDT · by george76 · 30 replies
    Breitbart Sports ^ | 10 Oct 2013
    Armstrong was open about his doping with Crow, never suspecting that she would tell anybody about it. "Rather than try to hide the transfusion from her, Armstrong was completely open about it," the authors write, according to the Daily News. "He trusted that Crow would have no desire to tell the press or anyone else about the team's doping program. He explained that it was simply part of the sport - that all cyclists were doing the same thing."
  • Sledding crow in Russia soars to Internet stardom

    01/19/2012 3:03:12 AM PST · by nuconvert · 11 replies
    Crows are presumed to be reasonably intelligent, and they often exhibit playful behavior. But do they like to go sledding on the snow? The accompanying video shows a crow in Russia sliding down a snowy roof while standing atop a jar lid--not once but twice--in an episode that has stormed the web, garnering 2 million views during the past week.
  • Crow Roof Tubing

    01/13/2012 6:27:13 PM PST · by beaversmom · 47 replies
    You Tube ^ | January 11, 2012 | unknown
  • The Crow that Made Two Cats Fight

    01/15/2012 7:05:35 PM PST · by beaversmom · 55 replies
    Live Leak ^ | January 14, 2012 | unknown
    From the video link: "The smartest Crow in the world! made the two Cats fight, so that it can enjoy the show." Video link
  • Alabama's immigration law: Jim Crow revisited

    11/17/2011 11:49:11 AM PST · by mdittmar · 20 replies
    CNN ^ | November 17, 2011 | Martin Luther King III and Richard Trumka, Special to CNN
    Editor's note: Martin Luther King III is president and chief executive officer of The King Center in Atlanta. Richard Trumka is president of the AFL-CIO. (CNN) -- It is one of the painful ironies of our time that in the same season Martin Luther King Jr.'s memory is finally honored with a memorial in our nation's capital, the state where he began to lead the civil rights movement is once more the center of an ugly conflict over racial injustice. The passage of Alabama's anti-immigrant legislation, HB 56, invokes inhumanity reminiscent of the Jim Crow South. And the police state...
  • Lost: Where Are Sheryl Crow’s Antiwar T-Shirts?

    09/02/2011 6:03:38 AM PDT · by AustralianConservative · 11 replies
    The Winston Review ^ | September 1, 2011 | -TWR-
    Seasonal anti-interventionist, Sheryl Crow, has lost her antiwar T-shirts. Or she is making hypocrisy – not war. Curiously, the singer-songwriter supported Bill Clinton when he “dispatched the military overseas forty-four times during his eight years” – a modern record, according to historian Thomas Woods. Crow also traveled with Hillary and the comedian Sinbad to the Balkans. Bill Clinton’s anti-Serb campaigns were legendary. Yet, in 2003, Crow mysteriously advocated pacifism, pleading with Bush 43 to appease Saddam Hussein, because interventionism was evil. To make her point, she strutted around in her “War Is Not The Answer” T-shirt, at The American Music...
  • Reid, Pelosi silent on 'Jim Crow' accusations

    08/31/2011 2:17:16 PM PDT · by Nachum · 18 replies
    Washington Examiner ^ | 8/31/11 | Jim Gehrke
    Democratic Congressional leadership remains silent about a Democratic congressman's claim that Tea Party members of Congress would "like to see [black Americans] hanging on a tree." The top-ranking Democrats in the U.S. Senate and House of Representatives - Sen. Harry Reid, D-Nev., Sen. Dick Durbin, Rep. Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., and Rep. Steny Hoyer, D-Md., - have not responded to The Washington Examiner's requests for comment on this issue. They have not supported or contradicted, or even acknowledged, the accusation leveled by Rep. Andre Carson, D-Ind., that their Tea Party colleagues in Congress would like to see Carson murdered. Repeated efforts...
  • Crows dive-bombing police officers

    06/13/2011 12:15:02 PM PDT · by JoeProBono · 31 replies
    upi ^ | June 13, 2011
    EVERETT, Wash.- Police in Washington state said a trio of crows are playing a real-life game of "Angry Birds" by dive-bombing officers outside a police station. The Everett Police Department said the crows, which live in a tree next to the north precinct office, have been dive-bombing officers for the past few days, The (Everett) Daily Herald reported Monday. Everett police Lt. Bob Johns said he recently "got zinged" by the birds. "They're like velociraptors," he said. Police said one officer attempted to ward off the crows using the siren in his patrol car and the birds responded by covering...
  • Sheryl Crow: Tea Partiers are Too 'Uneducated' to 'Understand What’s Happening on Wall Street'

    06/28/2010 4:17:34 PM PDT · by Nachum · 75 replies · 4+ views
    Newsbusters ^ | 6/28/10 | Alana Goodman
    Pop-star and courageous anti-toilet-paper crusader Sheryl Crow apparently has a new political concern: Tea Partiers. The country crooner told CBS journalist Katie Couric that Tea Party members are uneducated, angry and potentially dangerous in an interview with Glamour magazine this June. After Crow complained in the interview that Americans have become too blasé about politics, and that nobody has taken to the streets to cause "a riot or a revolution," Couric correctly pointed to the Tea Party as an example of modern day activism.
  • Crows caught taking a crafty cigarette break on holiday island

    05/19/2010 7:21:21 PM PDT · by Free ThinkerNY · 18 replies · 1,182+ views ^ | May 20, 2010
    They already boast the raspy tones of seasoned smokers. But actually getting to grips with a cigarette is another thing. No matter how much they huffed and puffed, these crows couldn't quite work out what to do. Britons Judie and Tony Ellis, on holiday in the Maldives, spotted one crow fly past with the packet before landing on a roof for a crafty cigarette break.'It seemed to be dishing them out to the others,' Judie said. 'They even had them in their beaks the right way.'. As Judie, 53, rushed to get her camera to record the scene two more...
  • Republicans Attacking Republicans...Sore Loser Repub's Attacking War Hero Using Dem Tactics

    05/14/2010 10:25:42 AM PDT · by Starman417 · 6 replies · 426+ views
    Flopping Aces ^ | 05-14-10 | Wordsmith
    Illogically high expectations about pinpoint accuracy and target discrimination in a fire-fight are the fantasy of armchair-academics and videogame players. Men on the ground know that war is sloppy and rough. Combat is not a noun or a place that you are “in,” but rather a verb, a thing that you “do” to other people. Principally, combat is imposing your will on the enemy by violence of action and the ugly truth is that the process kills all kinds of people: good ones, bad ones, and yes, even our own. When our expectations of success and precision are unrealistic it...
  • Revealed: The 'Tail' Of The Squirrel That Went Nuts At The Crows Eager To Eat Its Dead Friend

    04/26/2010 6:30:31 PM PDT · by Steelfish · 16 replies · 991+ views
    Daily Mail (UK) ^ | April 26th 2010
    Revealed: The 'Tail' Of The Squirrel That Went Nuts At The Crows Eager To Eat Its Dead Friend 26th April 2010 [Pics in URL] Sometimes, your friends are worth fighting for - even in the crow-eat-squirrel animal world. Nowhere was this more apparent than when a feisty squirrel was caught on camera trying to scare off crows from feasting on his dead companion's carcass. The agitated looking creature waves his tail in warning as one crow hovers over the lifeless body laying in the road.
  • Which is the Real ‘Racist’ Party: Fifteen Questions for Democrats

    02/08/2010 7:09:02 PM PST · by curth · 13 replies · 918+ views
    Big Journalism ^ | Feb 8th 2010 | Frank Ross
    Once upon a time former Governor, Presidential candidate, and Chairman of the Democrat National Committee Howard Dean called the GOP the “White Party.” CNN commentator Lou Dobbs took Dean to task for his language. So was Dr. Dean, and those among the Left who share his understanding of history, accurate? Is the GOP the party of white people? Let’s test the good doctor’s diagnosis. Fifteen questions follow. The correct answers are provided at the end. No peeking! Question #1. During whose administration did the signature of an African-American first appear on U.S. currency? During that of a Republican or a...
  • Texas musician Bart Crow talks to Red Dirt Report

    01/13/2010 2:20:00 PM PST · by SoonerStorm09 · 142+ views
    Red Dirt Report ^ | January 13, 2010 | Andrew W. Griffin
    WASHINGTON – While there may not be a lot of Texas country musicians playing cities like our Nation’s Capital (save for that Pat Green show I covered here in 2008), your roving Red Dirt Reporter happened to be in “the District” this week when he had a chance to talk to popular Maypearl, Texas native and singer-songwriter Bart Crow. Writing for The Norman Transcript, your Red Dirt Reporter wrote a piece titled "Bart Crow Band tunes 'promise of good things to come.'" I've liked this guy's work since "Wear My Ring" was released a few years ago on his debut...
  • VIDEO: The Crow Paradox

    07/27/2009 3:34:53 AM PDT · by JoeProBono · 16 replies · 313+ views
    huazhuanghufu ^ | July 27, 2009 | Robert Krulwich
    Here's a surprise: Wild crows can recognize individual people. They can pick a person out of a crowd, follow them, and remember them — apparently for years. But people — even people who love crows — usually can't tell them apart. So what we have for you are two experiments that tell this story. First, how do crows tell us apart? Watch this video:
  • 50 duke it out in SVL melee:fight over a crow

    06/30/2009 4:17:56 PM PDT · by JoeProBono · 31 replies · 795+ views
    SPRING VALLEY LAKE • What possibly started as a fight over a crow led to a melee involving at least 50 people during Spring Valley Lake’s Family Festival, according to San Bernardino County Sheriff’s Victor Valley station officials. Two groups of people were barbecuing along the east beach near Spring Valley Parkway and Country Club Drive on Saturday night when a member of the first group kicked a crow that was hopping around their area, said Stella Hodson, spokeswoman for the Victor Valley station. “Someone from the second group took exception to the abuse of the bird and confronted the...
  • EATING CROW: Crow Meat Comes Back -- Boosts Sexual Potency?

    06/10/2009 3:33:32 AM PDT · by JoeProBono · 8 replies · 1,274+ views
    nationalgeographic ^ | June 9, 2009
    In Lithuania, eating crow isn't an exercise in public humiliation, as the English idiom suggests. Here, crow is literally eaten, and says one connoisseur, "it increases sexual potency." Despite their intelligence and function as scavengers, crows are rarely popular birds. The large black birds with a noisy squawk have traditionally held the role of evil-doer or thief in fable and fairy-tales. In Lithuania, crow has been part of a traditional diet throughout the centuriesmostly eaten during times of hardship. The meal of crow remained widespread in Lithuania into the 20th Century but almost died out during Soviet occupation. Now it...
  • VIDEO: Meet the brains of the animal world

    05/07/2009 3:16:09 AM PDT · by JoeProBono · 18 replies · 995+ views
    bbc. ^ | 7 May 2009 | Rebecca Morelle
    "In the past, people thought birds were stupid," laments the aptly named scientist Christopher Bird. But in fact, some of our feathered friends are far cleverer than we might think. And one group in particular - the corvids - has astonished scientists with extraordinary feats of memory, an ability to employ complex social reasoning and, perhaps most strikingly, a remarkable aptitude for crafting and using tools. Some corvids, such as rooks, live in large groups Mr Bird, who is based at the department of zoology at Cambridge University, says: "I would rate corvids as being as intelligent as primates in...
  • Democrats demand bank return bailout funds (Northern Trust Corp partied w/Sheryl Crow, Chicago)

    02/25/2009 4:11:03 PM PST · by Libloather · 17 replies · 1,083+ views
    Moldova .org ^ | 2/25/09
    Democrats demand bank return bailout fundsFebruary 25, 2009 U.S. Rep. Barney Frank, D-Mass., has asked Northern Trust Corp. to return U.S. bailout funds equivalent to the bank's allegedly lavish entertainment expenses. In a letter to the bank, Frank, chairman of the House of Representatives Financial Services Committee, said we insist that you immediately return to the federal government the equivalent of what Northern Trust frittered away on these lavish events. The letter, signed by Frank and 17 Democrats, referred in part to the bank's entertainment expenses connected with a PGA golf tournament that the company sponsors, the Chicago Tribune reported...
  • Computer Crashes Needn't be Fatal

    12/03/2008 6:29:45 PM PST · by smokingfrog · 79 replies · 1,555+ views
    Newsweek ^ | November 29, 2008 | Daniel Lions
    Backing up data is a pain in the neck. The only way to make people do it is to automate the process. Mozy does that. Many of us have suffered a data-destroying computer crash. But some stories are better than others. Josh Diulio, a marketing exec from Monroe, Mich., left his HP laptop sitting on a ledge on the balcony of his apartment building while he ran inside to get a drink. When he came back a crow was perched on the open laptop. The crow, startled by Diulio, leaped up and away, tipping the laptop just enough that it...
  • Where Are My Reparations?

    08/04/2008 4:49:47 AM PDT · by Victory111 · 10 replies · 81+ views
    Cross Action News ^ | 8-4-08 | Michael Reagan
    In the latest example of sheer looniness that has marked the current Democrat-controlled Congress, surely the worst if not the craziest Congress in all U.S. history, the House officially sought forgiveness from Native Americans and the victims of Jim Crow-ism. They did that in our name, laying upon our shoulders the sins of long-dead Americans and having us cringe at the feet of today’s casino-rich Native Americans, and our black brothers and sisters whose votes they lust after.
  • Crow 'Thinks He's a Dog'

    07/31/2008 1:40:37 AM PDT · by Coffee200am · 12 replies · 87+ views
    Web India 123 ^ | 07.31.2008 | UPI
    A British family said a crow they adopted as a pet has begun taking on the characteristics of their five dogs, even going so far as to attack the mailman. The Notaro-Livingstones of Huntsworth, England, said they adopted Jack the crow about 10 months ago when they discovered him outside of his nest and unable to lift his own head, The Telegraph reported Wednesday. The family said that as Jack recovered, he began mimicking the family's other pets -- a pack of five dogs. They said Jack steals dog treats from the other pets and will often jump onto the...
  • Caption Barack & The Crow Tribe

    05/20/2008 9:35:33 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 51 replies · 192+ views
    US Democratic presidential candidate and US Senator Barack Obama, (D-IL), talks to Carl Venne, chairman of the Crow tribe, at a campaign rally in Crow Agency, Montana May 19, 2008. Venne presented gifts to Obama for his children and wife. CAPTION CORRECTION - CORRECTING IDENTITY OF SENATOR OBAMA'S CROW "PARENTS" US Democratic presidential candidate and US Senator Barack Obama, (D-IL), arrives with Hartford and Mary Blackeagle, his new Crow "parents" who adopted him as a member of the Crow nation, for a campaign rally in Crow Agency, Montana May 19, 2008. REUTERS/Rick Wilking (UNITED STATES) US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION CAMPAIGN 2008...
  • Caption Sheryl Crow!

    05/16/2007 6:16:27 AM PDT · by redstates4ever · 73 replies · 1,391+ views
    Yahoo! News Photos ^ | 5/12/07 | staff
  • Rosie: One Sheet to the Wind

    05/03/2007 5:36:55 AM PDT · by Keli Kilohana · 13 replies · 1,056+ views
    5/3/07 | Keli Kilohana
    ONE SHEET TO THE WIND Rosie doesn't want Earth to suffer. So, she is taking Sheryl Crow's offer. And, it is no small feat. But, she'll use just one sheet --of Brawny--the quicker picker-upper!
  • St. Louis media actively seeks public opinion about archbishop’s decision re Crow

    04/30/2007 1:20:31 PM PDT · by NYer · 26 replies · 752+ views
    Catholic News Agency ^ | April 30, 2007
    New York, Apr 30, 2007 / 11:23 am (CNA).- The St. Louis media seems to be running a campaign against the Catholic Church, following Archbishop Raymond Burke’s protest of abortion-activist Sheryl Crow’s performance at a Catholic hospital fundraiser. The St. Louis Post-Dispatch and KMOV (CBS affiliate), in particular, have invited the public to voice its opinion over the archbishop’s decision.Catholic League president Bill Donohue says the “voyeuristic posture assumed by these two media outlets is not legitimate.According to Donohue, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch “is inviting non-Catholics to opine about an internal matter of the St. Louis Archdiocese, beckoning the bigots...
  • "Liberal Intellect - T.P. saves the world" CARTOON...

    04/28/2007 9:20:39 PM PDT · by IPWGOP · 29 replies · 1,130+ views ^ | 4/29/2007 | IPWGOP
      "I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required" - Sheryl CrowThis cartoon/graphic is free for noncommercial use in emails, blogs, and forums.
  • Language Changes

    04/26/2007 8:54:03 PM PDT · by Grizzled Bear · 52 replies · 1,281+ views
    Today | Me
    Language changes. This cannot be denied. Due to one person's brave words we have a new change to our lexicon. Sheryl Crow, the 'one square wonder' has single handedly wiped the way clear the future of our communication. For instance; when things are getting shakey at work you should state that if everyone doesn't work together the "Crow's really gonna hit the fan." When someone startles you, tell them you nearly "Crowed your pants." Suppose you are playing poker. Your friend fails to disguise his glee at the hand you dealt to him. While holding your chips closer than your...
  • Sheryl Crow and George Tenet: Is This Serendipity,or What ?

    04/24/2007 7:21:26 AM PDT · by genefromjersey · 276+ views
    The Inside Straight ^ | 04/24/07 | vanity
    Talk about serendipity ! George Tenet releases a new book on the same day Sheryl Crow urges us to use only ONE SQUARE of toilet paper ! Oh....and PLEASE don't squeeze the Charmin' !!
  • Sheryl Crow's Backstage List & Carbon Footprint (Hypocrisy From Toilet Paper Diva!!!)

    04/23/2007 8:49:06 AM PDT · by 2ndDivisionVet · 160 replies · 5,392+ views
    The Smoking Gun ^ | April 23, 2007
    When it comes to Sheryl Crow's touring requirements, if it's Tuesday, this must be Bombay. Gin that is. The rock star's performance contract includes specific day-to-day instructions on what kind of booze Sheryl needs in her dressing room (TSG has never seen such attention to detail in any other concert rider we've posted). For each show, Crow requires 12 bottles of Grolsch beer, 6 bottles of "local" beer, and a bottle each of "good Australian Cabernet" and "good Merlot." As for the harder stuff, promoters are directed to purchase specific booze depending on what day of the week the concert...
  • Crow, filmmaker [David] speak against global warming

    04/23/2007 3:04:36 PM PDT · by Huntress · 44 replies · 878+ views
    St. Louis Post Dispatch ^ | 4/23/07 | Unattributed
    Their college tour ended, Sheryl Crow and Laurie David describe their efforts to stop global warming as part of the "most important mission" of the times. That's the hope of Grammy-winning rocker Crow and David, who produced the Oscar-winning documentary movie "An Inconvenient Truth. Advertisement "It's great to go out and play music, and I love that, too. And it's also nice to make money. But this is not that," Crow said in an interview on Sunday in Washington. "This is a whole bunch of people dedicating their time, their lives, working for free, for a mission. And it is...
  • DFU SONG: Just One Look (Sheryl Crow sings "Just One Sheet")

    04/23/2007 2:43:42 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 28 replies · 1,056+ views
    DFU News of the Day in Song ^ | 4-2007 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - JUST ONE LOOK We must do our is up to each human being who's here It is all environmental Just one sheet...that is all you get, get, get...when you're wiping your fanny I'm not kidding Just one wipe may have to help granny She can't do it Just one sheet...though it sounds absurd, you must listen...stop global warming Save our planet Just one sheet...or we all will be in deep mouring If it's too late to save it...right down the crapper, there it goes We use too much paper...that's obvious...obvious And if all of...
  • Black GOP group runs controversial ads

    09/24/2006 10:33:07 PM PDT · by stainlessbanner · 17 replies · 863+ views
    Akron Beacon Journal & AP via ^ | September 23, 2006 | Kristen Wyatt
    A national black Republican group is running a radio advertisement accusing Democrats of starting the Ku Klux Klan and saying the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. was a Republican, a claim challenged by civil-rights researchers. The National Black Republican Association ads have been heard in Ohio, the Ohio Democratic Party said Thursday. Republican Party officials and the campaign for Republican gubernatorial nominee Ken Blackwell, who is black, said they haven't heard of the ads and can't say whether they've aired in Ohio. Blackwell, the state's secretary of state, faces Democratic U.S. Rep. Ted Strickland, who is white, in the November...
  • MST3K: A Lesson in Perspective for Liberals

    04/18/2006 6:27:50 AM PDT · by Reaganesque · 60 replies · 1,501+ views
    I have felt for sometime now that the main motivating force behind the "Bush lied, people died" crowd is the notion that "they did it to Clinton, so we'll do it to Bush." And while there were those on the right that went to extremes in their criticism of President Clinton, the general level of vitriol and hate that Liberals have sunk to in their seething rage against Bush specifically and Republicans in general is totally out of proportion with reality and precedent. This reminded me of this sketch from Mystery Science Theater 3000:Mike: And then the drunk guy says,...
  • NBC's Gregory Eats Crow

    02/19/2006 5:14:27 PM PST · by wagglebee · 253 replies · 8,850+ views
    NewsMax ^ | 2/19/06 | NewsMax
    NBC White House correspondent David Gregory ate a little crow Sunday on this "Meet The Press," apologizing for his arrogant behavior during White House press briefings dealing with the shooting of a hunting companion by Vice President Cheney. Reacting to the storm of criticism leveled by the public at the Washington press corps for complaining that they were not told immediately about the incident, leaving the job of reporting it to a small-town Texas newspaper, Gregory apologized for his boorish behavior. "I think I made a mistake,” he told host Tim Russert. "I think it was inappropriate for me to...
  • What Would You Have For Your Last Meal? (Tookie)

    12/12/2005 9:10:59 PM PST · by handk · 196 replies · 3,375+ views
    N/A ^ | Today | Self
    I wouldn't have even started this thread if it weren't for all the media attention being given to the "Tookie" execution tonight. So, in listening to various broadcast and radio shows on the topic, several times the topic of his "last meal" were discussed, and it got me to thinking -- what kind of food would I request if I were similarly situated? I know, it's a bit macarbe, but really, if YOU had one last meal, what would it be? I'll chime in later with my selection.
  • Time to eat crow (literally)

    11/11/2005 7:12:14 PM PST · by Shermy · 23 replies · 386+ views
    Aftenposten (Norway) ^ | November 12, 2005
    A restaurant in Østre Bolærne, an archipelago on the outer fringe of the Oslo Fjord, has decided on menu innovation to attract new diners. Manager Rolf Bjarne Sund is not sure if the new additions of crow and seagull to the menu will be a definite hit with visitors, but hopes they will give the rare items a try, newspaper Tønsberg Blad reports. "It has something to do with the feeling that this (crow) is not a clean bird," Sund admitted. "But it is incredibly good. It tastes like chicken with a hint of game. And it is safe to...
  • Armstrong is engaged and contemplating a comeback (Teeth gnashing in Paris)

    09/05/2005 8:48:44 PM PDT · by Racehorse · 15 replies · 410+ views
    Austin American-Statesman ^ | 5 September 2005 | Suzanne Halliburton
    Seven-time Tour de France champion Lance Armstrong made two significant announcements Monday regarding his future. He and rock star Sheryl Crow are engaged and are planning a spring wedding. And Armstrong confirmed that he is "thinking" about coming out of retirement and defending his Tour yellow jersey. Armstrong made these relevations during an interview with the American-Statesman. [. . .] Armstrong has only entertained the idea of riding the Tour next July for about the last two weeks. He first started mulling the idea after a French newspaper reported Aug. 22 that Armstrong tested positive six times for a banned...
  • Mom at Bush ranch decries spectacle (I guess she didn't say all those things she said)

    08/16/2005 4:23:26 AM PDT · by Cincinatus' Wife · 118 replies · 3,674+ views
    Dallas Morning News ^ | August 16, 2005 | G. ROBERT HILLMAN
    CRAWFORD, Texas – Bothered by what she laments as mounting "distractions," Cindy Sheehan sought Monday to refocus her peace vigil near President Bush's ranch on her central anti-war message. Since she "came out here and sat down on a lawn chair" 10 days ago, Ms. Sheehan said, the situation has "got out of hand and just turned into a media circus." For instance, she cited calls for the president's impeachment as "another distraction off of our original cause." On Sunday, she faced reports that she was not paying her federal income taxes. "They killed my son in an illegal and...