Sheryl Crow takes a swipe at toilet paper use

CBC ^ | April 23, 2007 | 4:26 PM ET | CBC news staff

[Freedom4US]

This is a joke, I’m sure.

[NRA2BFree]

We are soooooo DOOMED!!! this is proof that liberals are certifiably nuts! You can’t make this stuff up. Use one square, slip up and you’ll be using more water to clean up the mess than you would paper to wipe right. LOL

[Grizzled Bear]

Someone wiser than I once posted; “When Toilet Paper becomes a luxury you have achieved communism.”

Are they trying to speed up the process?

[Grizzled Bear]

She’s obviously never suffered from IBS! I can guarantee you one square is NOT sufficient!

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Now I’m suffering from TMI!

[annelizly]

If i promise to plant a frickin tree can I then use all the TP that I want??!!

[Wildbill22]

I am starting to feel that I cannot financially contribute to the financial prosperity of one that is loud, and gleefully displays blatant and obnoxious ignorance as in this case, just because they are famous. If a performer wishes to keep their stupid ideas to themselves I might still purchase their products, but Sheryl Crow is now on my “no buy” list. I highly recommend we all do so to shut up those idiots in Hollywood and the music industry who think that their unrelated talents give them some sort of moral or intellectual superiority.

[SeafoodGumbo]

[Wildbill22]

Her lawn is BEGGING to get TP’d.

[Wild Irish Rogue]

Poor Larry David of Seinfeld fame, he’s married to the Poop Nazi.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

I hear that if you squat just right over an open hole, you don’t need to use even one piece of Crow-wipe!

[phatus maximus]

I agree...

It’s feminazi 101 - attack men by rooting out their place of peace...I means seriouslywhere do most men find refuge from the women of the world? On the crapper of course reading absolutely every word the sports section (including even the WNBA box scores or ice skating competition results) or favorite magazine and then using copious amounts of TP when we’re done just because we can....

Coincidence? I think not!

[Anti-Bubba182]

I wonder if Sheryl Crow realizes how stupid she sounds....sitting in her trailer enjoying her perks.

[MarkL]

"I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as a tree."

From "Trees," by Sgt. Joyce Kilmer, 69th New York Infantry Regiment, KIA, France, 1918.

"I think that I shall never see a graph as lovely as a tree."

From "Algorhym" by Radia Perlman, "inventor" of the Spanning Tree algorythm, IS-IS and nlsp routing protocols.

Mark

[Paleo Conservative]

[RatRipper]

I’ll bet her servants buy toilet paper by the case at Sam’s.

Either that, or she has been rich so long she doesn’t realize us po folk can’t afford a bidet.

[RatRipper]

“And to think Lance Armstrong wanted to marry this moonbat!”

As if Lance isn’t a moonbat . . .

[4Liberty]

Toilet paper rationing. what next?

Genius

[bruinbirdman]

"She may only use one sheet of tissue at a time, but you should see her shower curtain."

Cap'n, I am not going to read the 100+/- replies.

1 sheet is OK by me. Is that single ply, or 2 ply? It means a lot to me.

yitbos

[goldstategop]

There was a hilarious demonstration of this on today's Rush Limbaugh Show. It just cracked me up! Liberals are such idiots - I don't mind at all. As a matter of fact, I want Sheryl Crow to keep on talking so people know just how stupid she sounds.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

[Chances Are]

I shall not be convinced until this Sheryl Crow puts a video on YouTube showing us how SHE toilets herself using one square of toilet paper.

Ahhh, that's a low blow you're delivering to the libs! Leading by example?!? Wot?!? It's never been done before by them, and it sure as hell ain't gonna start with the likes of Sheryl Crow.

Whose name, incidentally, is beginning to beg definition by terms. Like "useful idiot". "Busybody". "Short Attention Span Theater". "A few Jokers short of a full deck".

You get the idea. Whatever you can bring to the table will be much appreciated!

CA....