All onboard, the Fred train is pulling away.
The Train has already pulled away and Fred missed it! If he were a serious candidate, he would be out there campaigning. Oh, I forgot, he hates to campaign. Well, sorry. We do not just hand the nomination to candidates, they have to work for it! I won’t be voting for Fred.
Yeah baby!
Look, it’s clear Fred wants the nomination by acclamation. Ain’t gonna happen. He needs to get in the damn fight. We are 10 months away from the first primary, and while I don’t know what the point is, very soon we will be at a point where it will be impossible to mobilize a campaign and funds in time to run. So it’s time for Fred to you know what or get off the pot.
FRED-DEE!, FRED-DEE!, FRED-DEE!
Run Fred Run