Posted on 04/30/2007 7:03:56 AM PDT by smoothsailing
Qaeda Caves Under Pressure of Democrat Pull-Out Bill
By Scott Ott, Editor-in-Chief, ScrappleFace.com
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(2007-04-27) — Al Qaeda in Iraq today announced it would cease all martyrdom operations, bombings, kidnappings and attacks on U.S. and Iraqi forces just a day after the Democrat-controlled U.S. Senate sent a bill to President George Bush that sets a timeline for withdrawal from Iraq.
“Under orders from our supreme ruler, Usama bin Laden, we announce our complete surrender and ask for mercy from our triumphant conquerors,” said an unnamed spokesman on a prerecorded audio statement released on al-Jazeera and CNN. “We are defenseless in the face of the Democrats’ aggressive pull-out schedule — Allah be praised.”
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid and House Majority Leader Nancy Pelosi plan a trip to Baghdad next week to receive the surrender documents from an al-Qaeda emissary who has committed to meeting them in a public marketplace for the historic ceremony.
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Not only was the spokesman unnamed, he was unarmed as he made the announcement.
Immediately after, he fell to the ground in a position of supplication. Later examination of this unnamed spokesman indicated a very sudden case of lead poisoning. The sequence of events was rather uncertain.
There have been no further statements from this unnamed spokesman.
Funny.
I could tell right away that this wascrappleface.
The reason: It wont be Al Qaeda doing the surrendering ,it will be the Democrat party and the United States headed by them.
This is really sad:
Iraq Pullout will turn into:
a. $5 gas within 6 months
b. gas lines within 1 year
c. gas rationing within 2 years
d. all of the above
It will all be put on GW not for the pull out
but for ‘starting’ the Iraq war as a vendetta
to settle accounts for the first Bush POTUS
What will happen if we leave before we achieve victory:
The terrorists whether they are Al Qaeda or the Iranian and Syrian terrorist regimes or a combination of all of them will not only control Iraq but the whole Middle East and with it come consequences to the US and the West that is worst than our most horrible nightmares. The terrorists will use the hundred of billions of oil revenues to conduct terrorists attacks that its hundred of folds more horrible, more deadly, and more damaging than the 9/11 terrorists attacks, including the use of nuclear weapons and they will also use the oil weapon to blackmail the Western and the world economy for many years to come.
If some terrorists dwelling in camps in Afghanistan with a limited budget and few volunteers were able to do 9/11 terrorist attacks, killed 3000 people and caused one trillion dollars in economic losses, imagine the incredible horrors that the terrorists can inflict on us if they control the whole Middle East and it vast revenues.
We are not fighting in Iraq for the Iraqis, we are fighting for our freedom and our way of life and those of our children, grandchildren, and for many generations to come.
I'll bet it's fun to work for scrappleface.
It's gotta be! Any opportunity to heap scorn and ridicule on our domestic enemies must not only be fun, but quite gratifying.
Stay well, dear Allegra. :)
There is no better way to say it.
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