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Reid: Bush Must Halt Slaying of Terrorist Leaders
Scrappleface ^ | Scott Ott

Posted on 05/01/2007 8:01:42 AM PDT by Sub-Driver

Reid: Bush Must Halt Slaying of Terrorist Leaders

by Scott Ott

(2007-05-01) — As unconfirmed news broke that the chief of al-Qaeda in Iraq may have been killed in a battle with a rival terror group, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid called on President George Bush to step in and halt the slaying of terror leaders.

“It’s a known fact that every time a terror leader is killed, another rises to take his place,” said Sen. Reid. “Therefore, the only way to stop the spawning of new terror leaders is to halt the slaying of the current ones.”

The Nevada Democrat said Mr. Bush should petition the United Nations to send in an unarmed peacekeeping force to protect the known terror leaders from accidental or intentional execution by Iraqi and U.S. forces, as well as by their own colleagues in the terror industry.

“If these guys keep getting knocked off,” Sen. Reid said, “how will we ever build relationships that lead to negotiations and peace treaties? The longer a terror leader stays at the helm, the more we can get to know him. When Democrats talk about bringing stability to the region, this is what we mean.”


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: satire
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To: Sub-Driver

“Kumbayah, my Lord, Kumbayah!
Someone’s whining, Lord, Kumbayah...”

Scott Ott for FauxPresident ‘08!! ;-)


41 posted on 05/01/2007 8:16:14 AM PDT by pillut48 (CJ in TX --Bible Thumper and Proud! RUN, FRED, RUN!!!)
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To: Sub-Driver

I was more frightened at believing the headline was real than I was of the headline itself.


42 posted on 05/01/2007 8:16:53 AM PDT by montag813
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To: Sub-Driver

This story is fake but true.


43 posted on 05/01/2007 8:18:31 AM PDT by highlander_UW (I don't know what my future holds, but I know Who holds my future)
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To: cll
Why did I instantly took this as real life?

Because it could be?

44 posted on 05/01/2007 8:20:47 AM PDT by auntyfemenist (Card carrying conservative, William F. Buckley fan.)
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To: Sub-Driver
When Democrats talk about bringing stability to the region, this is what we mean.”
What? Stop bothering the guys attacking US?
What a way to fight a war.

OH wait, that's right I forgot. We were winning and they want a new direction.
If you remember, they displayed their new direction using French Tactics:


45 posted on 05/01/2007 8:22:56 AM PDT by GrandEagle
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To: Sub-Driver
There are two side’s, right and wrong. “I know GB is stating this as I type. Anyway, Reid is on the wrong side, as is any other politico who is towing the line of the left.

Reid IS siding with terrorists...think not, OK read the article.

Pay attention and get motivated.

46 posted on 05/01/2007 8:25:21 AM PDT by gathersnomoss
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To: GrandEagle

It Scrappleface, but he hits it so close to home you don’t know if it’s real or not, man is he good.


47 posted on 05/01/2007 8:26:34 AM PDT by Abathar (Proudly catching hell for posting without reading the article since 2004)
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To: Sub-Driver

“The longer a terror leader stays at the helm, the more we can get to know him.”

Yeah Harry, YOU’VE been around quite a long time and we’re getting to know you REAL well. It’s time YOU said goodbye.

This guy is THE definition of the word MORON.

They have NO idea who we’re all up against. Not a clue.


48 posted on 05/01/2007 8:27:12 AM PDT by KingRonnie9
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To: Sub-Driver

Again, I thought this was real until I noticed the Scrappleface byline. The Democrats really have gone so far off the deep end that they are self-parodies, so actual parodies are harder and harder to spot...


49 posted on 05/01/2007 8:28:06 AM PDT by piytar
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To: Sub-Driver

sadly, based on Sen Reid’s recent treason I actually thought this might be true.


50 posted on 05/01/2007 8:28:24 AM PDT by StoneColdTaxHater
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To: Sub-Driver

Harry Reid read this and immediately held a news conference.

He stated he agrees with this completely.


51 posted on 05/01/2007 8:29:52 AM PDT by JoeSixPack1
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To: Sub-Driver

What’s so terribly sad is when reading it I thought it was true. I wouldn’t have been a bit surprised if he really would have said such a thing.


52 posted on 05/01/2007 8:29:57 AM PDT by KoRn (Just Say NO ....To Liberal Republians - FRED THOMPSON FOR PRESIDENT!)
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To: Abathar
It Scrappleface,
I know, but I try not a miss an opportunity to post the picture of the Dems. announcing their "new Direction" - Hands in the air, surrender on their mind.
53 posted on 05/01/2007 8:30:37 AM PDT by GrandEagle
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To: Sub-Driver

At first I thought that this was a real article. That is how crazy that man is. This is really something that he would say!


54 posted on 05/01/2007 8:34:05 AM PDT by goodwithagun (My gun has killed less people than Ted Kennedy's car.)
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To: IrishMike

He could easily have said, “Therefore, the only way to stop the spread of the flu virus is to halt the innoculation of potential victims.”

This guy is more dangerous than anyone in the Al-Qaeda organization.


55 posted on 05/01/2007 8:41:31 AM PDT by 353FMG (I never met a liberal I didn't dislike.)
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To: Sub-Driver

ROTFLMFAOTIPMP!

Actually...it ISN'T that funny, being as true as it is...

56 posted on 05/01/2007 8:42:34 AM PDT by rlmorel (Liberals: If the Truth would help them, they would use it.)
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To: Sub-Driver

He’s full of good advice - we just need to listen to him.

He’s going to make an announcement soon on why we shouldn’t use bullets because lead pollutes the atmosphere.


57 posted on 05/01/2007 8:44:05 AM PDT by ZULU (Non nobis, non nobis Domine, sed nomini tuo da gloriam. God, guts and guns made America great.)
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To: Sub-Driver
Reid: Bush Must Halt Slaying of Terrorist Leaders

Why?

58 posted on 05/01/2007 8:44:10 AM PDT by from occupied ga (Your most dangerous enemy is your own government)
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To: domenad
The sickest thing about Scrappleface headlines is I don’t know they’re false until I read the origin of the headline.

Of course, not everyone does that (like me.)

59 posted on 05/01/2007 8:55:32 AM PDT by Misterioso
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To: Bainbridge

Pretty Much.


60 posted on 05/01/2007 8:56:24 AM PDT by Pete from Shawnee Mission
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