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72 Virgin Project
Cowboy Confessional ^
| 5/14/2007
| Guy Smith
Posted on 05/15/2007 1:17:52 PM PDT by guyshomenet
... one proposal that arose was to preempt jihadist motives by providing them with 72 virgins now. Why want for Paradise when you can get your gals today? The program would be based in the United States, and located somewhere close to plentiful supplies of strip bars, liquor stores, and BBQ pork restaurants (bear with me on this). New Orleans might be a good candidate for a location, and I know they would like the federal dollars that come with it.
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: government; jihad; program; virgins
To: guyshomenet
Where are you going to find 72 virgins around New Orleans?
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posted on
05/15/2007 1:21:15 PM PDT
by
VRWCmember
(Go Rudy Go! (And take McCain with you!))
To: VRWCmember
For the right price, they are all virgins.
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posted on
05/15/2007 1:22:00 PM PDT
by
chaos_5
To: guyshomenet
... one proposal that arose was to preempt jihadist motives by providing them with 72 virgins now. Watch this [Scary]:
Turning Muslim in Texas.
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posted on
05/15/2007 1:22:48 PM PDT
by
CarrotAndStick
(The articles posted by me needn't necessarily reflect my opinion.)
To: VRWCmember
Where are you going to find 72 virgins around New Orleans?Bring them from Tiajuana, they are all virgins there, even the mothers of the daughters.
To: VRWCmember
Where are you going to find 72 virgins around New Orleans?I think it's ONE 72 year old virgin. The arab slobs got it wrong.
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posted on
05/15/2007 1:29:44 PM PDT
by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
To: Puppage
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posted on
05/15/2007 1:32:10 PM PDT
by
Kolb
To: Kolb
Duuuuuude! I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
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posted on
05/15/2007 1:38:51 PM PDT
by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
To: guyshomenet
To: guyshomenet
Did some research and found a photo of one of them.
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posted on
05/15/2007 1:47:06 PM PDT
by
KeyLargo
To: guyshomenet
How can 72 virgins be considered paradise.
So your in paradise for ETERNITY. I suppose one could go through the virgins in 72 days give or take. Now you are stuck with 72 woman who think you owe them something for the rest of time. Not my idea of a good deal. Imagine 71 ex wives....
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posted on
05/15/2007 2:18:12 PM PDT
by
JD861555
To: TennTuxedo
*** Absolutely the funniest thing I have seen on the interent in a long time! :-D
It's definitely a keeper.
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posted on
05/15/2007 3:19:06 PM PDT
by
parisa
To: CarrotAndStick
“Turning Muslim in Texas” almost looks like a
mockumentary. I have to believe that in order
to watch it. Very difficult.
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posted on
05/15/2007 3:48:01 PM PDT
by
Jo Nuvark
(Those who bless Israel will be blessed, those who curse Israel will be cursed. Gen 12:3)
To: Kolb
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posted on
05/16/2007 7:03:11 PM PDT
by
magslinger
(Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors. And miss. R.A.Heinlein)
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