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  • 72 Virgins

    06/04/2012 10:53:32 PM PDT · by Eleutheria5 · 16 replies
    Free Republic ^ | 5/6/12 | Eleutheria5
    Apparently, our discussion was pulled from the religion forum. So let's continue it here. Of all the risible things one could discuss about Islam, this is the most destructive. It transforms what would be mere horny teenagers and 20-year-olds into suicidal mass murderers, all so some power mad Imams can further the cause of world domination on the backs of innocent civilians. But be not afraid. Let not your heart be troubled. The best remedy to megalomania exploiting ordinary impulses to promote mass slaughter is laughter. Come on in and make fun.
  • Is the Muslim Heaven More Exciting Than the Christian Heaven?

    05/13/2011 3:33:37 PM PDT · by pinochet · 54 replies
    Have you noticed that Muslims show more eagerness to get to their heaven, than Christians. Muslims love to strap bombs to themselves and blow themselves up. The Muslim heaven promises Muslim men 72 virgins. I have often wondered what Muslim women get in the Muslim heaven. Do they get 72 male virgins who are lousy in bed, or do they get 72 sexually experienced men? Also, what does the Christian heaven have, that can compete with the Muslim heaven? Is the Christian heaven comprised of Church services, in which people sing hymns in a Church service that lasts a trillion...
  • Do virgins have happier marriages?

    05/07/2011 9:28:57 PM PDT · by TheDingoAteMyBaby · 41 replies
    Daily Mail ^ | Apr 29, 2011 | SHARON BEXLEY
    Hollywood megastar and major heart-throb he may be, but Tom Hanks has never embraced the girl-a-minute lifestyle of many celebrities. In a recent interview he admitted to only ever having had two lovers. This can hardly have been for want of opportunity. Having few physical relationships has been a conscious choice - and one that has made him, at 46 years old, a blissfully happy married man. 'Never in my life have I put out the vibes of a ladies' man or rake,' he said recently. 'I know that I'm a celebrity and, along with that, will come attention from...
  • Online Dating Sites Cater to Virgins

    03/19/2011 8:12:29 PM PDT · by TheDingoAteMyBaby · 12 replies
    Charisma News Online ^ | 18 March 2011 | Jennifer LeClaire
    Online dating is nothing new, but the $1.8 billion industry is growing—and diversifying—by leaps and bounds. There are dating sites for cheaters, dating sites for millionaires, and dating sites for Christians. The are dating sites for specific ethnic groups, dating sites for divorcees, and dating sites for age groups. Now, there are even dating sites exclusively for virgins and abstinent singles. WeWaited.com and WeAbstain.com are catering to singles on the dating scene that are looking for someone of the opposite sex that holds the same values. While WeWaited.com targets virgins looking for other virgins to date, WeAbstain.com focuses on singles...
  • Meet the real 40-year-old virgins

    03/06/2011 3:57:24 PM PST · by Tolerance Sucks Rocks · 62 replies
    NewScientist.com ^ | June 5, 2009 | Ewen Callaway
    Contrary to Hollywood notions, the 40-year-old virgin is not an awkward yet funny and endearing electronics salesman played by Steve Carell. He is a church-going teetotaller who has neither been to jail nor served in the military, according to a new survey of more than 7000 people. He also represents an estimated 1.1 million American men and 800,000 women aged 25 to 45 who have never had sex. The study, led by urologist Michael Eisenberg of the University of California, San Francisco, will appear in an upcoming issue of the Journal of Sexual Medicine. His team's survey found that 13.9...
  • Study: 61 Percent of Teens Want to be Virgins until Marriage (Planned Parenthood hardest hit)

    02/10/2011 11:03:34 AM PST · by Libloather · 40 replies
    Christian Post ^ | 2/09/11 | Jennifer Riley
    Study: 61 Percent of Teens Want to be Virgins until MarriageBy Jennifer Riley | Christian Post Reporter Wed, Feb. 09 2011 07:40 AM EDT Contrary to popular opinion, a solid majority of U.S. teens would like to be virgins when they marry, a newly released study finds. Sixty one percent of America’s youth said they would like to not have sex until marriage, finds OneHope’s comprehensive study, “Spiritual State of the Children,” released Wednesday. And 63 percent of respondents said they would like to regain their virginity if possible. The 91-page study – which also includes data about teen’s belief,...
  • The Virginity Capsule - now for sale

    11/08/2010 2:02:07 PM PST · by george76 · 14 replies
    Elder of Ziyon ^ | November 07, 2010
    We have discussed the phenomenon of hymen restoration surgery for Muslim women to appear more like virgins for their wedding night, and how it is illegal in many Arab countries. But since it can save the lives of many women who might be murdered by their new husbands, the procedure is even covered by British national health insurance. But now, there is a cheaper method. ... This capsule is similar to a Chinese device ... that performed the same function, when an Egyptian cleric demanded that any bride found to be using it should get the death penalty.
  • Residents stone, slash would-be suicide bomber to death

    03/26/2010 3:14:29 PM PDT · by atomic conspiracy · 32 replies · 762+ views
    CNN Afghanistan Crossroads ^ | 3-26-10 | Matiullah Mati
    KABUL, Afghanistan - A suicide bomber wearing a vest laden with explosives was killed by locals Thursday in eastern Afghanistan before he was able to detonate, police said. (More at link)
  • UK: Parents sell virgins aged 12 for sex (to rich Arabs)

    10/20/2009 3:58:36 AM PDT · by knighthawk · 20 replies · 1,295+ views
    The Sun (UK) ^ | October 20 2009 | ANTHONY FRANCE
    BRITISH virgin girls as young as 12 are being sold to mega-rich Arabs for sex at up to £50,000 a time. Parents force the schoolgirls into prostitution and then sell them to millionaire paedophiles. Vice Squad cops nicked three women and a man from Manchester after secretly filming them offering to pimp six girls aged between 14 and 23 at a five-star West London hotel. They also taped the gang bragging how they were prepared to peddle even younger, prepubescent girls.
  • The Forever Virgins (Consecrated Virgins)

    05/22/2009 12:04:21 PM PDT · by buccaneer81 · 13 replies · 567+ views
    The Boston Globe ^ | May 24, 2009 | Liz O'Donnell
    The Forever Virgins Even before the Catholic Church had nuns, it had consecrated virgins. And, today, women like Kathy Reda are choosing and reviving this largely forgotten vocation. They're walking down the aisle and betrothing themselves to God.
  • 72 Virgin Project

    05/15/2007 1:17:52 PM PDT · by guyshomenet · 13 replies · 988+ views
    Cowboy Confessional ^ | 5/14/2007 | Guy Smith
    ... one proposal that arose was to preempt jihadist motives by providing them with 72 virgins now. Why want for Paradise when you can get your gals today? The program would be based in the United States, and located somewhere close to plentiful supplies of strip bars, liquor stores, and BBQ pork restaurants (bear with me on this). New Orleans might be a good candidate for a location, and I know they would like the federal dollars that come with it.
  • "Seventy-two Virgins"

    01/27/2007 11:14:00 PM PST · by garjog · 11 replies · 1,331+ views
    The New Yorker ^ | 01/26/07 | by Steve Martin
    Virgin No. 1: Yuck. Virgin No. 2: Ick. Virgin No. 3: Ew. Virgin No. 4: Ow. Virgin No. 5: Do you like cats? I have fourteen! Virgin No. 6: I’m Becky. I’ll be legal in two years. Virgin No. 7: Here, I’ll just pull down your zipper. Oh, sorry! Virgin No. 8: Can we cuddle first? Virgin No. 9: It was a garlic-and-onion pizza. Why? Virgin No. 10: . . . so I see Heath, and he goes, “Like, what are you doing here?,” and I go, “I’m hangin’ out,” so he goes, “Like, what?” . . . Virgin No....
  • Virgin Birth Expected at Christmas -- By Komodo Dragon

    01/14/2007 4:17:53 PM PST · by jefferson31415 · 15 replies · 363+ views
    National Geographic ^ | December 20, 2006 | James Owen
    A virgin birth is expected this Christmas, though this particular nativity scene will be set in a zoo instead of a stable. That's because the virgin in question is Flora the Komodo dragon, a giant lizard at Chester Zoo in England that has laid fertile eggs despite never having had a mate. Enlarge Photo Email to a Friend RELATED Trapping Komodo Dragons for Conservation (January 29, 2003) Sex Speeds Up Evolution, Study Finds (March 30, 2005) Komodo Dragons: Photos, Video, Fast Facts, More DNA tests confirmed Flora was the sole parent, says Chester Zoo curator of lower vertebrates Kevin Buley....
  • Suicide Bombings Down Due to Shortage of Virgins

    11/25/2006 10:43:41 PM PST · by Lori675 · 16 replies · 1,238+ views
    Political pundits have long speculated on the cause of the downturn of suicide bombings in Israel. Some have posited that the credit belongs to Ariel Sharon's iron fist. Others have claimed the cause was Arafat's death. However, a new theory has surfaced, and most of the public has accepted the idea as the most likely to be the proximate cause: there are no virgins left in heaven. "This is most devastating," said Allah during a sit-down interview. "There were so many suicide bombings that all the virgins were used up before I could generate more. I cannot keep up with...
  • Most Indian men want virgin brides [37% had homosexual exp.]

    11/06/2006 7:21:19 PM PST · by freedom44 · 118 replies · 2,807+ views
    Reuters ^ | 11/6/06 | Reuters
    NEW DELHI (Reuters) - Nearly two-thirds of young Indian men expect the woman they marry to be a virgin, but nearly half have had sex with prostitutes, according to a poll. The survey of more than 2,500 men aged between 16 and 25 conducted by India Today magazine across 11 cities found that 49 percent claimed to have had sex with a sex worker while 37 percent said they had had a homosexual experience. But 63 percent of young men in conservative India said they expected the women they married to be a virgin. The average age of their first...
  • Syria Needs Truck Drivers

    08/06/2006 7:00:40 PM PDT · by TheRadicalRepublican · 5 replies · 297+ views
    New York Tiimes ^ | August 6, 2006 | CaptainEd
    Help Wanted: No Experience Necessary Have you ever dreamed of a career in the trucking industry? Ever wanted to feel the breeze in your hair? Ever heard the call of the wide, open highway? Now’s your chance! The Syrian government has immediate openings for fifty truck drivers on the picturesque Syrian-Lebanon trade route! Now you can make a difference, get your foot in the door to eternity and help wipe out Satan and his spawn while earning a great wage and these exciting perks: (1) $25,000 accident or dismemberment policy paid immediately to your clan (2) compensation for hauling fallen...
  • Bali bombers have 18 days left

    08/03/2006 6:51:21 PM PDT · by Aussie Dasher · 24 replies · 740+ views
    Herald Sun ^ | 4 August 2006 | Mark Dunn
    THE Bali bombers responsible for killing 88 Australians could have less than three weeks to live. The three killers -- Amrozi bin Nurhasyim, Imam Samudra and Ali Gufron -- will be shot at dawn on August 22, barring any 11th-hour appeals. Relatives of the men were told of the execution date last week. The evil trio will be taken from their cells on the island jail of Nusakambangan, off the south coast of Java, and driven to the nearby beach where they will be blindfolded and shot. Amrozi, 43, dubbed the smiling assassin, Samudra, 36, and Gufron, 46, also known...
  • DFU SONG: Surrender (we killed Zarqawi in another massacre; Dems not happy)

    06/08/2006 7:39:58 AM PDT · by doug from upland · 16 replies · 832+ views
    DFU SONGS | 6-8-06 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - SURRENDER In Iraq there is more trouble...a safehouse was turned to rubble Democrats are really grieving 'cause Zarqawi is no more They did not let him surrender...they blew up his whole rear-ender What did they think they were doing...when they killed a dozen friends They did not let him surrender...they blew up his whole rear-ender Ted calls for investigations...yes, he soiled his Depends Dems do not like hearing this news...when our side's doing well What of Novem-em-ber?...they're scared as hell Up to heaven each one rises...but the virgins have surprises Every one is old and wrinkled...with a...
  • Lorica of St. Ptrick

    03/16/2006 4:49:53 PM PST · by Mrs. Don-o · 13 replies · 204+ views
    EWTN ^ | 377 AD | St. Patrick of Ireland
    I arise today Through a mighty strength, the invocation of the Trinity, ... Through confession of the Oneness Of the Creator of creation. I arise today Through the strength of Christ's birth and His baptism, Through the strength of His crucifixion and His burial, Through the strength of His resurrection and His ascension, Through the strength of His descent for the judgment of doom. I arise today Through the strength of the love of cherubim, In obedience of angels, ... In innocence of virgins, In deeds of righteous men. I arise today Through the strength of heaven; Light of the...
  • Suicide bomb film opens Dubai film festival [Puke Level Orange]

    12/11/2005 5:28:56 PM PST · by Alouette · 21 replies · 583+ views
    Reuters ^ | Dec. 11, 2005 | Andrew Hammond
    DUBAI, Dec 11 (Reuters) - Hollywood and Arab stars converged on the Gulf Arab city of Dubai on Sunday for a festival of world film that opened with a movie about why Palestinians carry out suicide bombings. The cast of "Paradise Now" were feted at the opening ceremony along with U.S. box-office pulls such as Morgan Freeman and Matrix star Laurence Fishburne, Arab stars Adel Imam and Leila Elwi and French-Algerian rai singer Faudel. Now in its second year, the Dubai International Film Festival has set itself the ambitious goal of being a "cultural bridge" between the West and the...
  • Allah Cancels Virgins for Martyrs Program

    12/02/2005 6:56:51 PM PST · by LibWhacker · 22 replies · 1,086+ views
    Brainsnap ^ | 12/2/05 | Nikolai Stephens
    Islamic Heaven officials have announced a major policy shift which could significantly impact upon proclaimed jihads across the world. The Virgins for Martyrs program, a central tenet of jihadist philosophy for more than a thousand years, has been cancelled. “Allah has made the decision. We won’t be housing any more suicidal jihadists,” Islamic Heaven spokeswoman, Sukai Sanchez told the media. “So the virgins are no longer needed.” This dramatic shift in policy is not unexpected. Just last year Brainsnap reported that Islamic Heaven officials were finding it difficult to recruit the necessary virgins to satisfy the increasing number of suicide...
  • Just slaughter a sheep and be quiet ["Jews, beware!"]

    11/03/2005 1:22:08 PM PST · by Alouette · 15 replies · 684+ views
    Y Net News ^ | Nov. 3, 2005 | Aleh Halihal
    Muslim, Christian holidays in Israel nothing more than campaign opportunity for politicians Jews usually mix-up Ramadan with Id al-Fitr. They think of Ramadan as a month-long holiday of happy fasting and dancing in the streets, whereas Id al-Fitr is some sort of undefined vagary that must represent an Islamic slaughter sometime in history. Would it really matter if Jews learned to differentiate between three happy days of this festival and the exhausting month that precedes it? Nah, don't worry about it. The Muslims will drink Coke and slaughter a sheep, just as long as they continue celebrating these strange days...
  • Iran Admits 'Suicide Column' Program (Training 40,000 Suicide Bombers)

    10/07/2005 9:37:10 AM PDT · by ex-Texan · 42 replies · 2,268+ views
    YnetNews ^ | 10/06/2005 | Roee Nahimas
    Iran has announced that it is actively recruiting members of public to become suicide bombers, provides training camps across country for 'suicide column.'As the world deals with suicide bombers and radical Islamists, Iran has, once again, upped the terror ante. Iranian government officials have long denied media reports about a long suicide bomber recruitment program -- until now. '40,000 time bombs in Iran'According to the London-based daily Asharq Al Awsat, Ayatollah Muhammad Taki Misbah Yazari, a senior figure in Iran's leadership and spiritual advisor of President Muhammad Ahmadinejad, has issued a call in an Iranian newspaper for the public to...
  • INTERVIEW WITH A BOMBER: Nationalism, zealotry and humiliation drives rising suicide attacks

    09/30/2005 4:06:29 AM PDT · by Past Your Eyes · 13 replies · 490+ views
    New Hampshire Union Leader ^ | September 30, 2005 | Steve Gutkin (AP)
    BEERSHEBA, Israel (AP) - A bomb strapped to his abdomen, Rafat Moqadi walked into a Tel Aviv restaurant and saw a woman dining with her two little girls. "Seeing that, I decided not to carry out the operation. I couldn't do it," he said. Yet, Moqadi said he longed for what he believes awaits a suicide bomber in the hereafter - God's reward and a special place in heaven for martyrs. "He has a life in paradise," he told The Associated Press on Thursday. "He doesn't die." A rare jailhouse interview with the would-be suicide bomber revealed a common thread...
  • Swazi King Takes 13th Bride

    09/26/2005 6:56:51 AM PDT · by reelfoot · 20 replies · 1,500+ views
    The Australian ^ | September 26, 2005 | correspondents in Mbabane, Swaziland
    THE king of Swaziland has picked a teenage student to be his 13th bride less than a month after more than 50,000 bare-breasted virgins vied to catch his eye at the annual Reed Dance ceremony. King Mswati III, who is 37, presented 17-year-old Phindile Nkambule as his new wife-to-be at a traditional ceremony, where she appeared topless but donned the red feathers worn only by royalty for the first time. Women's groups and political opponents said King Mswati's penchant for multiple young brides ill befits a country with the world's highest rate of HIV/AIDS, but the monarch said polygamy is...
  • Swazi women dance to catch king's eye

    08/29/2005 8:02:33 PM PDT · by F14 Pilot · 71 replies · 5,656+ views
    CNN ^ | Monday, August 29, 2005 | Reuters
    Swaziland (Reuters) -- More than 50,000 bare-breasted virgins vied to become the king of Swaziland's 13th wife Monday in a ceremony that critics say ill befits a country with the world's highest HIV/AIDS rate. King Mswati III, sub-Saharan Africa's last absolute monarch, is due to attend the annual Reed Dance ceremony, which he has used since 1999 to pluck new brides from thousands of dancing girls dressed in little more than beads and traditional skirts. Clad in short beaded skirts and colorful tasseled scarves and carrying machetes, the girls sang tributes to the king while marching around the royal stadium...
  • Iran's New President Glorifies Martyrdom

    07/29/2005 8:14:02 AM PDT · by eakole · 35 replies · 800+ views
    The Middle East Media Research Institute (MEMRI) ^ | Thursday, July 28, 2005 | MEMRI
    Iran's New President Glorifies Martyrdom The act of martyrdom is often celebrated by the Iranian theocracy. Most recently, Iranian President-Elect Mahmoud Ahmadi-Nejad, in his second TV appearance since his election victory, spoke July 25, 2005 on Iranian Channel 1 in praise of "the art of martyrdom." The day after Ahmadi-Nejad's TV appearance, the London Arabic-language daily Al-Sharq Al-Awsat published a report about his spiritual advisor, Ayatollah Mohammad Misbah Yazdi. The report advised Iranians on how to volunteer for the Iranian regime-sponsored volunteer martyrdom squad, and mentioned an Iranian women's volunteer group that is dedicated to carrying out martyrdom operations against...
  • Supply and Demand...

    10/29/2004 6:49:26 PM PDT · by pickrell · 1 replies · 567+ views
    Idle speculation | 29 October 2004 | Ron Pickrell
    Sadly, with all of the focus recently upon the deficit, and the current accounts balance, there is developing, with very little media attention, a virtual catastrophe in the making. I'm talking, of course, about the virgin gap. Since each martyr is allotted his 72 virgins, and the U.S. military are doing their best to facilitate the entry of many more of those charming creatures to the queue of killers waiting outside the Sandy Gates, the sheer numbers are actually becoming daunting. I understand that spending more of the taxpayer's money is universally accepted as being a sign that a candidate...
  • Has anyone noticed the removal of pork products from menus at franchises?

    10/17/2004 6:20:45 AM PDT · by applpie · 118 replies · 2,903+ views
    It finally dawned on me today. Ahah. My local Boston Market (Burke, VA) has removed ham from its menu--all the ham/pork products. This is in spite of the fact that the corporate menu still includes ham. I did happen to notice quite a few muslims working at the restaurant. So what do you think about that? Personally, I find it pretty offensive that the freedom of many is affected by the Islamic dietary laws in public franchises.
  • Virgin-making doctor heads for Virgin Islands

    03/16/2004 8:57:49 AM PST · by Loyalist · 4 replies · 199+ views
    TORONTO -- Canada's most prominent genital enhancement doctor plans to create virgins in the Virgins. Robert Stubbs says he has been forced to travel to the British Virgin Islands to restore the hymens of patients who are non-residents of Canada because the Canadian Medical Protective Association no longer insures malpractice claims for problems with surgery performed in Canada. The association, which defends 95 per cent of the country's medical practitioners against such lawsuits and pays any compensation awarded, introduced the new policy on Jan. 1 as a way of avoiding the kind of multimillion-dollar malpractice awards that have become common...
  • Publishers insult Prophet (Infidels Print Picture of Mohammed Surrounded by Naked Woman!)

    11/10/2003 6:38:47 PM PST · by Alouette · 98 replies · 6,033+ views
    Publishers insult Prophet (pbuh)!   Complain about blasphemous picture of the Prophet (pbuh) with naked women.MPAC apologises for having to show this blasphemous picture. However we feel it is important that Muslims are aware, so insh'Allah we can put a stop to this. It has been brought to our attention that a British company has published the above 'portrait' of Allah's last prophet, Muhammad (peace be upon him) to illustrate the topic of Shariah in their book, 'The History of Punishment'. Why would anyone paint the prophet Muhammad (pbuh) surrounded by naked women?! Why have they chosen to cause so...
  • How British stopped Islamic Terromism many, many years ago -- and it worked!

    11/07/2003 7:20:26 PM PST · by topher · 76 replies · 370+ views
    koran, informed source on religion who is anonymous
    In the Koran, it is written that if an Islamic believer dies, and his body is mingled with the flesh of pigs, he does not get the 72 Virgins. (And I guess he goes to hell.) When the British controlled the Middle East, they started using it to stop the killing of British soldiers/citizens. They would mix the remains of the terrorist with ground up pig flesh (I believe it was usually the ashes or some other means). Maybe some freeper can find more information on this somewhere. But according to my source, it stopped Terrorism, and it is a...
  • Virgins Meet in Sin City, Tout Abstinence

    06/29/2003 10:26:47 AM PDT · by Mister Magoo · 20 replies · 307+ views
    Washington Post ^ | June 29, 2003 | CHRISTINA ALMEIDA
    Virgins Meet in Sin City, Tout Abstinence By CHRISTINA ALMEIDA The Associated Press Sunday, June 29, 2003; 7:54 AM LAS VEGAS - In a city known more for sin than virtue, a group of virgins from around the country gathered this weekend to send a message: wait until marriage. It was a clash of the "Good Girls" and the sin-seekers as about 200 teens, parents and youth counselors descended on the Strip to pass out cards promoting abstinence. "What better place to bring this than Sin City?" said participant Deanna Grimm, 24, of Sioux Falls, S.D. "They need to hear...
  • Abstinence Proponents Bring Message to Sin City

    06/29/2003 7:49:30 AM PDT · by MVV · 6 replies · 195+ views
    FoxNews.com ^ | 6/29/03 | Associated Press
    <p>LAS VEGAS  — In a city known more for sin than virtue, a group of virgins from around the country gathered this weekend to send a message: wait until marriage.</p> <p>It was a clash of the "Good Girls" and the sin-seekers as about 200 teens, parents and youth counselors descended on the Strip to pass out cards promoting abstinence.</p>
  • The consecration of a virgin

    06/22/2003 3:33:44 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 17 replies · 278+ views
    Miami Herald ^ | June 22, 2003 | TERE FIGUERAS
    Kathleen Mary Danes will awake this morning with the giddiness and expectations of the June bride that she is. But when she approaches the altar at the Cathedral of St. Mary in Miami, there will be no groom -- at least not in the physical sense.Instead, Danes will formally become a consecrated virgin, taking part in an obscure Catholic rite that will confer on her this title: bride of Christ.The 62-year-old retired college administrator will become the first such woman consecrated by the Archdiocese of Miami, joining the small but growing ranks of U.S. women called to a vocation that...
  • Islamic paradise according to the Koran (my title)

    04/19/2003 2:17:50 PM PDT · by miltonim · 5 replies · 473+ views
    hinduunity.org ^ | 04/16/00 | hinduunity
    In this article I shall describe the Islamic Paradise or Jannat which was invented by Prophet Mohammed to bribe the Arabs into committing hedious crimes by promising them materialistic things which they couldn't obtain in the harsh desert. The paradise contains six important items: beautiful virgins, young boys, water, wine, fruits and wealth. To prove my point I have taken verses from the Koran and quotes from the Hadiths. VIRGINS (HOURIS) Mohammed knew that sex would sell very well among the group of his lecherous followers who were motivated to fight battles by the promise of sex slaves and booty....
  • CAPTION THIS! (goat clones)

    01/30/2003 7:48:35 AM PST · by Alouette · 18 replies · 265+ views
    Yahoo ^ | Jan. 30, 2003 | Reuters
    Thu Jan 30, 9:35 AM ET Cloned goats are displayed at the Shanghai Wild Animal Park on the outskirts of China's financial hub January 30, 2003. Seventeen special breeds of goat, including seven cloned goats, are on display at the wildlife park during a week-long festival for the upcoming Year of the Goat, which begins on February 1. REUTERS/Claro Cortes IV
  • DFU SONG: See You in September (hello, Saddam) 8-12-02

    08/12/2002 11:58:01 AM PDT · by doug from upland · 10 replies · 284+ views
    DFU SONG PARODIES | 8-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - SEE YOU IN SEPTEMBER (brief intro) Hello, Saddam, we are almost there You will be able to hide nowhere See you in September We will visit you again There you are…we hear that you're in a bunker That's where you'll hunker…with all your girly men Tell those virgins to get ready You will see them…somewhat sooner than you planned So bend over…kiss it goodbye We'll make glass of your desert sand Hello, Saddam, we are almost there You will be able to hide nowhere Tell those virgins to get ready You will see them…somewhat sooner than you...
  • What after?

    04/09/2002 10:07:20 AM PDT · by Right to be Wrong · 17 replies · 327+ views
    I Have two questions? First: If men of Islam are promised 72 virgins for murdering themselves and some innocent fellow men, what are the women of Islam promised to find in their heaven if they murder themselves and a number of their fellow men? Second: What are men of Islam expecting after 72 days of partying in heaven when all virgins will become used goods? Or, they don't think so far out!
  • Priest demands brides have virginity certificate

    04/04/2002 7:53:11 AM PST · by Texaggie79 · 20 replies · 267+ views
    A priest in Brazil is refusing to marry women without a certificate to prove they are virgins.Catholic priest Natal Antonio Mella, from Petrolina of Goias, only accepts certificates from doctors he appoints.He publishes his decisions on whether he will marry would-be brides in his church newspaper.Residents of the small town in the north of the country are said to be angry at his decision.His bishop, Manoel Pestana, has told him to change his mind.The priest told Terra Noticias Populares: "The church doesn't allow women who are not virgins to get married."He says he will allow other priests to marry non-virgins...
  • DFU SONG: Beer Barrel Polka (Hey, Osama) 4-2-02

    04/02/2002 7:26:28 PM PST · by doug from upland · 2 replies · 269+ views
    DFU SONG PARODIES ^ | 4-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - BEER BARREL POLKA Hey, Osama…hey, Osama…all my training I've completed So now give me my assignment…I am waiting, I am waiting Hey, Osama…hey, Osama…infidels will be defeated And "Allah Akbar" I'll scream before I die I was taught since I was very young Islam will have its day in the sun It will be just as it should be Just like the great 12th century I will follow you with no regret You have chosen me…I'm in your debt By you the whole world will be led But I won't see it…I'll be dead Pass me the...