Posted on 05/16/2007 2:19:46 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
This is way too funny, and by now, you should know the drill concerning potables, combustibles, and sharp objects. You've been warned!
A website has surfaced that is “on a mission to take away every one of Al Gore's meaningless carbon credits by simply providing carbon debits.”
Called “Carbon Credit Killers” (h/t Glenn Reynolds), the proprietors “run a burgeoning business of clearing trees from grasslands so the Antelope won’t be scared.”
Their Deluxe Package includes:
In reality, I have no idea whether this is serious, or just a brilliant way to sell t-shirts and marketing material.
Regardless, I can’t stop laughing.
Bump.. have to check this out later..
The reason we sell Carbon Debits is simple – we want to take away the pathetic excuse of Carbon Credits from those liberals who hide their shame filled lives behind money-bought lunacy. Carbon Credits are simply a way for the rich (Al Gore) to continue to hypocritically live lives that look nothing like what they try to enforce on everyone else in society. We want to take away those excuses.Our goal is to completely wipe out every Carbon Credit ever bought by selling their nullifying opposite – the Carbon Debit. The guilt and shame that caused people to buy Carbon Credits in the first place will be placed back on them as we let them know that their actions caused us to nullify their credits. They are the cause of us killing trees; they need to face up to their guilt.
This message is important for one reason – Far Left Liberals are lunatics that operate solely on shame of themselves, their success, their country, and their wealth. It is time to expose their ideas and self-defeating idiocy – and selling Carbon Debits is the best way to do that.
LOOOOLLLL. SWEET.
;-)
I’ve got to get me a t-shirt as well. This is too funny. Now why didn’t I think of this????
We do that in my part of the country. It’s a pastime called logging. Then we take our logged carbon debits to a sawmill and sell them for $$’s making our carbon debits worth something to us rather than Al Gore. We don’t send emails to Al Gore though. We just spend the carbon debit cash in a bar for a Beer Credit.
That's right, I'm coming out as an Gasguzzler-American. I drive a gas-guzzling SUV - 13 mpg. There! I feel liberated! Now I can indulge myself an trade up to a Hummer!
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