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Boortz : JUST STOP WHINING ABOUT GASOLINE PRICES
Nealz Nuze ^ | May 17, 2007 | Neal Boortz

Posted on 05/17/2007 5:48:48 AM PDT by cweese

My goodness, people! Don't you realize that there are things in your life that you really need to be worrying about? What's all this weeping and moaning over gas prices?

With every single paycheck the Imperial Federal Government seizes about 14% of the money you have earned. This money is put into an income redistribution fund from which you may or may not draw a check when and if you reach a certain age. Die too soon and that money goes to someone else .. not to your heirs. Live long enough and you may .. just may ... get most of your money back, though there is no legal guarantee that you'll get a cent.

Yet here you sit pissing and moaning about gas prices.

We did the math here last week, but let's pull out the calculator again for those of you who don't come here every day.

First, the figures:

According to the AAA, one year ago the price of regular was $2.929. Today that price is $3.114. That's an 18.5 cents per gallon increase over the past year.

Now we go for the average gas mileage for cars in the U.S. The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration says that as of 2004 the average mpg for new cars sold in the U.S. was 24.7. In 1980 it was 23.1. So, to make a point here, we're going to go even below the average price for 1980. We're going to use 20 mpg.

Now ... for those of you who went to government schools, I'll do the math for you. You're driving your family of four 1400 miles to get to Disney World and back. That means you'll be burning 70 gallons of gas at 20 mpg. The gas is now 18.5 cents more expensive than it was last year. Let's go ahead and round that UP to 20 cents. So, we burn 70 gallons and each gallon costs 20 cents more than it cost last year. That's going to cost you an amazing $14.00.

Oh My God! What an incredible tragedy! What a devastating blow to your finances! You're going to have to spend $14.00 more to drive your family to Florida this year than you did last year! That's $3.50 for each family member! How in the hell are you ever going to be able to afford this? Alert your local radio station news department! Call the newspaper! Sound the alarm! Americans are being crippled by these rising gas prices! Call your politician. Something has to be done about the evil oil companies! Get the government involved! We need more regulation!

Oh .. and you people driving to and from work need to be outraged too! Are you doing your share of the whining?

The average commute to and from work in this country is 16 miles. Now of course we know that cars don't get the mileage on a stop-and-go commute as they do on the road, so we're going to lower the gas mileage figure from 20 to 15. So, you're driving 32 miles (on the average) to get to work and back every day. That is gobbling up about 2.13 gallons of gas. Go back to that 18.5 cents per gallon increase over last year and you'll see that you're spending about 40 cents more for gas for your commute this year than you were last year. That would be about $2.00 a week. Less than the price of a decaf skinny latte at Starbucks. A lot less.

Oh, the humanity! You're spending less than the cost of three text messages on your cell phone every day to cover the increasing cost of gas! Tell your boss you're going to have to quit! You just can handle this any more! Get fired! Go on unemployment! Forty cents a day! That's it! Your back is broken!

Come on people, wake up! Your governments -- local, state and federal -- are stealing money from you every single day to fund vote-buying programs. Your local elected officials are ripping you off to support welfare artists and to study the mating habits of Polish zlotnika pigs. How do you think they feel when they see you griping about gas prices? They LOVE it! They steal you blind and there you sit complaining because you're going to have to spend $14.00 more to drive your family to Disney World and back. They take 14% of the money you earn every day -- money you may or may get back with virtually no interest -- and you're spinning around on your eyebrows because you're spending 40 cents a day more to get to that job and back home again!


TOPICS: Business/Economy; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: boortz; energy; gas; gasoline; prices; whining; windbag
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To: lucysmom

there was some of that, but the underlying problem is California cannot produce enough electricity to supply its residents and had to go on the open market and buy it at spot prices...

They will have the same issue with water and most other things because they people there live with their head in the sand regarding what 25 million+ people will need....

No landfills, no drilling, no power plants, tax businesses till they squeal and leave, no refineries...lets live in pretend world....


241 posted on 05/18/2007 8:38:39 AM PDT by Former MSM Viewer ("We will hunt the terrorists in every dark corner of the earth. We will be relentless." W 2001)
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To: Former MSM Viewer
Exactly.....

Someone who "get's it".

FRegards,

242 posted on 05/18/2007 6:29:05 PM PDT by Osage Orange (Gun exchange programs would work great if they gave you a gun when you handed in a criminal.)
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To: Former MSM Viewer
there was some of that, but the underlying problem is California cannot produce enough electricity to supply its residents and had to go on the open market and buy it at spot prices...

Yes, that sounds good, until one investigates the number of generating plants taken off line for unanticipated "repairs". (Hmmm - kinda sounds like the current gas under supply due to switching from winter to summer blend and the number of refineries that suddenly need repairs)

They will have the same issue with water and most other things because they people there live with their head in the sand regarding what 25 million+ people will need....

Well, our population is closer to 40 million than twenty-five, in fact, its right around 36 million. So, we met your challenge years ago and are on to bigger challenges than you've imagined.

No landfills, no drilling, no power plants, tax businesses till they squeal and leave, no refineries...lets live in pretend world....

Much of San Francisco and the bay area is built on landfill. Most of the damage sustained in San Franciso during the 1989 earthquake was in areas that were landfills - has to do with liquefaction - basically that means when particles making up the landfill are about the same size and saturated with water, the soil turns to mush when subjected to the shaking motion of an earthquake.

The power plant thing is just goofy. New generating plants have been built since the energy crisis - how in the world do you think we heat our hot tubs and chill our cheese.

It may surprise you to know that five (5) oil refineries are located in the very liberal San Francisco bay area. I live close enough to get the "shelter in place" advisories on radio and TV every time there is an accident.

When Shell oil announced their decision to shut down their Bakersfield refinery, it was liberal politicians that protested the move and wanted to keep it functioning.

So what is it you recommend for California? Thicker air? Should we restrict the number of people allowed to live in the state (fine by me - I remember the good old days)? Ration water (been there, done that)? Drill for more water? Solve the water problem by drilling for oil? Force the oil industry to build more refineries? Fill in the San Francisco Bay (Yippee - no more bridge tolls).

243 posted on 05/18/2007 10:07:41 PM PDT by lucysmom
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To: Michael A. Velli

The comparison to bottled water, milk, etc. is ridiculous, as you state, multiple gallons per week isn’t required to get to work.

The most ridiculous I’ve ever heard on one of these threads was an admonishment by one poster that we all should just move to within a mile or less of work. He claimed that he did and now walks to the store, to work, etc. and uses less than 1 gallon per week. He was just completely oblivious that his system won’t accomodate every person. That solution is no less ridiculous than leftists who want to ban cars and only allow public transportation, oblivious to the fact that half of America lives outside of major cities.


244 posted on 05/21/2007 7:02:05 PM PDT by kenth (I got tired of my last tagline...)
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To: lucysmom
So what is it you recommend for California?

Start by refraining from exporting your political insanity and government-enforced lifestyle choices to the rest of the country.

I have more after that.

245 posted on 05/21/2007 7:17:16 PM PDT by elkfersupper
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To: elkfersupper
Start by refraining from exporting your political insanity and government-enforced lifestyle choices to the rest of the country.

Really? Like Ronald Reagan? We elected him governor twice, you know.

I really am curious to know how you would solve California's water problems.

246 posted on 05/21/2007 9:50:53 PM PDT by lucysmom
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To: lucysmom
I really am curious to know how you would solve California's water problems.

Nuclear-powered desalination plants.

247 posted on 05/22/2007 11:34:39 AM PDT by elkfersupper
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