'BEYOND STUPID': Teen sentenced for putting sperm in salad dressing

St. Louis Compost-Disgrace ^ | 2007.05.24 | AP

[Red Badger]

I don’t eat at Taco Bell or any of those type places, either........

[jdm]

"I thought you said this would be a Caesar salad"

[SouthTexas]

Must be a VEGAN if he can get off on a salad.

[skeptoid]

From the Daily Herald

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Marco Castro

......Administrators became aware of the allegation shortly thereafter, when a group of students reported Castro. Afterward, the senior was expelled. He had enough credits to graduate, though. He told police he developed the prank after watching the movie "Jackass Number Two," which features a series of crude stunts. ....

.. ..AND:

.....To ensure this never happens again, Wheaton Warrenville Community Unit District 200 officials said they switched to industrial-size containers for salad dressing that can't be as easily smuggled out of the room.......

[Xenalyte]

Students reported Castro, and the senior was expelled from Wheaton North. There were no reported cases of illness following the incident.

At the risk of being suspended, I gotta say I can't figure out why illness would have been reported.

It's not like this was the first time any human swallowed some of that.

[bmwcyle]

It had a little wang to it.

[Continental Soldier]

Will this ‘incident’ be recorded in his ‘permanent record?’ :)

[ViLaLuz]

“why does he have to do community service work with AIDS patients?”

They would appreciate his recipes and cooking skill.

[Slings and Arrows]

In every group of young people you'll find a bad seed.

[miliantnutcase]

This thread is a train wreck ;o

[camle]

Marco Castro? or Marco Castrate?

[Danae]

Oh I gotta barf now >.<