[EveningStar]

Tard ping

[toddlintown]

Bovine Beano.

[mimaw]

Why don’t they just stop making their damn ice cream. Less need for milk product maybe less cows. Come to think of it if all liberal wackos would stop using dairy and beef there would be fewer cows, they could stop eating and drinking and save the earth.

[MilesVeritatis]

Aha! It was Ben & Jerry who got Rosie off The View.

[Red Badger]

How very kine of them...........

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

Hopefully, this doesn’t end like the episode of South Park where people were spontaneously combusting due to holding in their excess gas.

Oh, I don't know. I'd pay good money to see that.

[Minutemen]

It is only proper that Liberal Ben & Jerry cease operations immediately and stop adding to this global warming crisis!

[Don Corleone]

Have you tried the new “Cow Pie” swirl?

[Red6]

This is a funny, right?

[AU72]

To celebrate “Climate Change” they should start making “Dirt Nap Crunch”.

[samtheman]

Why don’t we all just hunker down in caves and eat grass... and if anybody burbs, poke a sharp stick in his eye.

[IamConservative]

I am lactose intolerant. I can produce more methane than a herd of cows with just one bowl of their ice cream so maybe that should just close up shop and be carbon neutral...

[NurdlyPeon]

Actually, there is an economic value to being concerned about cow belches and cow farts. Methane is a very high energy gas that cows release into the atmosphere (with the emphasis being on “high energy”). This energy has to come from somewhere. It comes from the cow feed, which is another way of saying that it comes out of your wallet. This feed-dollar-energy is wasted because the cow has an inefficient digestive system. The kangaroo has a diet similar to the cow, but produces far less methane. This is because the kangaroo has an additional bacteria in its gut, which allows the feed to be digested into biologically usable fuel, rather than just waste methane. Efforts are currently underway to transplant this particular bacteria from kangaroos to cows, which will result in the savings of millions of feed dollars (and will help with global warming at the same time).

[bnelson44]

Ever go to a dairy farm? It isn’t the belching that smells.

[gallaxyglue]

I’m still concerned—why not bag the cow’s rear and mouth, collect the methane, and use it to fuel our planet? Ben and Jerry are nuts for not thinking of that. Drive a methane-fueled BMW...light your home with it...fly to Asia on methane-powered jets...

[RightWhale]

Dr James Hanson, FedGov scientist spokesman and main ringleader of Global Warming, is getting more time on MSM news broadcasts than in the lab.

[leda]

oh my! this sounds series!

[freekitty]

Hate their ice cream. Really do. Can’t they just leave the cows alone. No one asked them to do anything.

[Brilliant]

Ben & Jerry’s will henceforth use only turkey milk in its ice cream.

[Rightfootforward]

Loved the South Park reference. Absolutely cracked me up — as does their idiotic pursuit of this subject.

Leave it to socialist dudes with more money than brains to make this kind of thing their pet cause. [Almost-pun intended.]

Have I mentioned I can’t stand their ice cream? It’s true, it’s true and I’m proud of it.