[ProtectOurFreedom]

Now this guy has an intriguing theory!

[3AngelaD]

Especially intriguing is the idea of luring the illegals out to sea, and then abandoning them to their fate.

[martin_fierro]

Wittiest article that’s appeared in the Murk in 20 years.

[TommyDale]

Great article! LOL!

[mylife]

Hilarious!

[tflabo]

It's SHAMnesty you whales...not SHAMUnesty....

Try pulling this illegal entry stunt in Alaskan rivers and the Inuits/Eskimos would be slicing up your blubber by now.

[txroadkill]

I’ve been saying this the whole time...they wanted Z visas....and a FEMA card.

[NavVet]

But the whales eventually went home. I think they are more like the “health care tourists” we see from ‘Canada, Europe and other places that practice Hillary Care.

[M203M4]

We need comprehensive reform - ratify the Law of the Sea Treaty!

[tflabo]

Poppa Daddy Whale rules from the East Coast habitat you wandering big fishkies.

[grjr21]

The wayward whales [Delta and Dawn] are presumably gone, but the reason they entered California waters is still unknown.


Just drowning the women that Americans whales won't

[InABunkerUnderSF]

Got a login screen and the prompt:

The requested resource (/reg/WEB-INF/jspf/nullFooter.jspf) is not available

Why doesn’t the Murkey like me? Could it be the letter I wrote when I canceled my subscription?

[at bay]

Mother whale: O.K., it’s probably safe for us to return to open oceans now.

Baby whale: You think so, Mom. What about the pods of killer whales we were fleeing from?

Mother whale: Experience tells me they’re probably gone by now. Plus we’ve done our little p.r. skit that we talked with the other humpbacks about doing.

Baby whale: You mean the schtick where we let the humans think we’re lost, so we can get a gauge on where their current humanity is towards us?

Mother whale: Right. It’s always a risky task, but someone has to do it.

Baby whale: You really think they thought we were “lost?” How the hell can we get lost? We swim thousands of miles every year from one end of the earth to the other?

Mother whale: Watch your whale song, jr, and yes, these humans believe they are far superior to us.

Baby whale: But even as an infant, my brain is several times as large as theirs, do they really think I need all these brains to filter krill?

Mother whale: They have incredible egos, my dear, especilly the democrats. Those are the humans with the smallest amount of working brain area.

Baby whale: Are they the ones on the tour boats that try to reach out and pet us?

Mother whale: Yeah, mostly.

[Sir Clean Plate Club]

They were intending to travel to Cuba (Kuba) but became miffed when they didn’t receive priority passage through the Panama Canal.

[KC_Conspirator]

Just remember that Superman is an illegal alien and I would deport him too.