The Official Secret Handbook for illegal Immigrants-

http://www.conservativehumor.net/ ^ | 06/12/07 | juan muhammed kim

[spartagroup]

Careful!!!!!

Reading This Book May Prove
Dangerous to Your Health

This is the secret guidebook that 20 million
to 30 million illegals used to enter and prosper in America.

A brave patriot found the book and translated it into English
In 1994, making it available in the early internet.

It caused a buzz, but the secret illegal organization
Bought up all possible copies and tracked down and
Eliminated all who bought the book, along with their copies
And finally the patriot himself.

Illegals, giddy with the Bush-Kennedy cabal that would
Turn the country over to them, got careless and let a copy
Of the guidebook slip into the hands of a real American.

Until the illegals eliminate us, sample pages of the book can be viewed starting at

http://conservativehumor.net,/h2>

You may even buy the book

IF YOU DARE!!!!!!

Remember, you were warned.

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[Calpernia]

sentedkennedy?

[Calpernia]

Oh, I get it. Sen Ted Kennedy.

I thought Kennedy was sent somewhere.

That would be a good idea.

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[2ndDivisionVet]

Just say NO to Amnesty!! Keep calling!! It’s NOT OVER!!

U.S. Senate switchboard: (202) 224-3121

U.S. House switchboard: (202) 225-3121

White House comments: (202) 456-1111

Find your House Rep.: http://www.house.gov/writerep

Find your US Senators: http://www.senate.gov/general/contact_information/senators_cfm.cfm

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Thanks much for converting the web addresses to actual links.