Posted on 06/24/2007 7:36:42 AM PDT by nuconvert
Exactly how Liberals (and Russians and Iraqis) think. ;-)
Thanks for making a beautiful Sunday morning also a humorous one! Hope funny things happen during your day...and have a happy one too!
Being analytical, I believe I have found the source of the problem.
Back to the physics book I went. If you increase the mass of an object you can increase its gravitational pull.
So let’s say that the earth’s mass is now greater thus creating an increasing gravitational pull.
What is the source of the increased mass?
It’s just got to be that everyone is keeping all the National Geographic magazines. Everyone has shelves and shelves of them. Once I even saw a couple hundred in Aunt Edna’s bathtub.
Aunt Edna kept everything, empty spice containers, the tanned pelt of the bobcat she had shot for eating her peacocks out of the barn, lots of old newspapers and all the National Geographic magazines that had come since they were married in 1945.
There was pretty much NO MORE ROOM in her small house. So she sat in the driver’s seat of the car....(the rest of the car was also filled). Because there was no room to sit in the house.
Aunt Edna had grossly contributed to the mass of the earth by not recycling things. Thus making me weigh more.
The last time I got on the Dr.’s scale I was also horrified at the number. So I tried to explain that I needed to deduct 5 pounds for Aunt Edna and another 10 for all the other Aunt Ednas of the world.
The Dr. would not buy it.
The waking the kid up thing is funny.
i want a magnet that will suck the kids right out of bed :)
pong
Holy Floating Frogs, Batman !!!
LOL!
The best way to deal with old National Geographics is to invite the grandchildren over. They instantly get out the scissors, paste, and old National Geographic magazines, cut out the pictures, and go to work with them. Then you recycle the whole mess about a week later, when they’ve moved on to new efforts.
I want a magnet that will attract the fat on my behind and levitate it off my body.
I have heard that they have those at the fitness center which is across the parking lot from me. I paid them 258.00 but am still as fat as ever.
LOL!! I love your very analytical assessment of the earth’s increase in gravitational pull as a justification for the increased reading on the Doctor’s scale. Seems peculiarly logical to me . . .but then great minds think alike. - I am your ever faithful friend with a dog named Talula! Thought I would try this Free Republic thing out and you were my first post!
when i was in the Navy, we all wondered why our off-season unifoms would shrink, just by hangin in the closet.
we think mothball fumes have a bad physics-type effect on polyester...
I can't.
Cancer?
Heeeeeeeeeyuck!!!
(ok thats not funny- I thought this was the friday silliness thread)
;^)
but what CAUSES it?! oh, the humanity!
can’t we waste meeeeellions of tax $$ on a gubmint study for something actually useful?
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