I'm just a simple country boy, so you all are going to have to explain to me how to do that. How can you wrap a fish in the internet?
No, no, no!!! You have it all wrong, FRiend! You CATCH fish in the internet, but because they're electronic they are best consumed immediately, hence no need for the fishwrap papers at all! ;-P
If you catch a liberalfish, though, it can make you hURL! (Or at least flush your buffer)
Here in the Sheeples Republic of FloriDUH, we solved the fish wrapping problem by releasing enormous schools of armed and rangerous brueaucrats. Now, to keep a fish, you need a ‘Fisherman’s lawyer’ - literally.
For those unable to afford such a professional, there is a ruler sold under that name, which has a summary of the rules for actually keeping a fish.
Since you can’t, practically speaking, keep a fish - you don’t need a newspaper.
The Miami Herald is a fraction of the size it was years ago, and is steadily shrinking. The same goes for most of the other collectivist rags in FloriDUH.