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Yahoo News ^ | August 13,2007

[AmericanMade1776]

Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., a candidate for the Democratic presidential nomination, uses hand sanitizer as she leaves a patient's room at St. Rose Dominican Hospital during a nursing shift with Michelle Estrada, right, in Henderson, Nev., on Monday, Aug. 13, 2007. (AP Photo/Tiffany Brown, Pool)

[AmericanMade1776]

"Out, damn'd spot! out, I say! "Hell is murky! Yet who would have thought the old man to have had so much blood in him?"

[hoagy62]

Ye gads..I’m touched a commoner! Must disinfect immediately!

[upchuck]

Some things do not wipe off. They resist the most vigorous scrubbing.

[hoagy62]

I’m = I’ve

[Dilbert San Diego]

oh my God. I’m glad I was not a patient there and have to see that Hillary is a nurse for a day, and she’s coming for me!!!

[AmericanMade1776]

Nurse Hillary Ratched on Duty!

[MaxMax]

Bill touched me! He TOUCHED me and I need to wash.
Is that Bill hiding around that corner?

[rineaux]

She just found out on CNN breaking news that Bill thinks John Edwards is prettier than her.

[AmericanMade1776]

Hillary needs comforting, she had to see a sick person and touch them. She looks scared and probably having a panic attack. Not so good in a crisis Hillary.

[ConservativeofColor]

[rodeo-mamma]

“Obama did pretty good during the rectal exam, maybe I can trust him as a running mate, everything checked out, I don’t know though if I want to share the spot light, but then again . . .”

[exit82]

“There may be bugs on some of you mugs, but there ain’t no Botox on me!”

“Geez! I haven’t washed this hard since the day Vince was found in Ft. Marcy Park!”

“It wasn’t pleasant, and it wasn’t my choice—but Barack really needed that enema!”

” I hate these “do what the common folks do” visits—I’d rather be home baking cookies!”

[Old Sarge]

She Who Must Not Be Named massages her knuckles after disciplining
one of the kitchen staff who looked Her in the eyes
at a recent fund-raiser.

[Lizavetta]

[RhoTheta]

Great Minds Think Alike!

That line sprang into my mind, I scrolled down, and there it was!

[rlmorel]

Come on folks. She is just practicing good hygiene. I ususally wash my hands too when I am done...

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Winner!!!!!

[teacherwoes]

“A little water clears us of this deed...”

[weegee]

Exactly what I would’ve posted.

[rlmorel]

LOL! Good one...:)

[AmericanMade1776]

ha...

[monkapotamus]

[imahawk]

Is the broom ready? I can’t wait to go ride again.

[Windcatcher]

Whoever gets the reference wins a cookie :^)

[Enchante]

"Here’s the smell of the blood still; all the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand. Oh, oh, oh!"

[NormsRevenge]

Saving the Clinton Legacy

Has the patient, uhh, I mean Bill been sedated yet?

No?

Good. Don't administer it. I'll perform the operation without anesthesia.

[AmericanMade1776]

Nurse would you send in my next victim.

[Rudder]

She must’ve just given Bill a hand...

[CJ Wolf]

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands...

[Enchante]

Hillary Always Reaches for the Disinfectant After Touching Her Husband

[AmericanMade1776]

not very big ,is it?

[AmericanMade1776]

I can not wait to see Hillary press more flesh in her campaign. In fact we should all buy stock in the company that makes her hand sanitizer.

[Enchante]

or this:

Hillary: "My Husband is Such a Skanky Slut That I Go Through Gallons of Disinfectant Each Month"

OR: "I Need More Disinfectant Than Ever Now That Bill is On the Loose Again"

[Corin Stormhands]

[Corin Stormhands]

You know seriously, Hillary’s never been attractive. But she doesn’t even look healthy in that picture.

[AnnaZ]

LOL!

You didn't ping me. You know I love the glove (and the manic expression that accompanies it. LOL.).

[AmericanMade1776]

You can sanitize Hillary but you can not Hide.

[Mygirlsmom]

That was my first thought. She looks like she dropped a lot of weight quite rapidly. My neighbor’s basset hound has jowls that are less droopy.

[AmericanMade1776]

Corin Stormhands wrote: You know seriously, Hillary’s never been attractive. But she doesn’t even look healthy in that picture.

I think Hillary looks vulnerable and scared in that picture, not much of a candidate to lead America in the fight against terrorism.

[monkapotamus]

Sorry!!! HEHE.

[DGHoodini]

“Babies? What Babies? We don’t have no stinking babies here!”

[DGHoodini]

“Not sign over their assets to ME, will they? Hah!”

[Theresawithanh]

"I can wash my hands over and over, and I still can't get rid of the scent of John Edward's cheap cologne..."

[Colonel_Flagg]

The caption is backwards. The patient is the one who should be sanitized after this visit.

[So Circumstanced]

“No, Hillary. That glaring bright white Solar room behind you is for Al Gore to confront his Global Warming inner angst.” “Don’t disturb him; he, like you is disturbed enough already.”

“Now come Hillary, be a sweet little compliant socialist Villager and follow me down the corridor to your own very special room, the “orIgami room”, where you can fold Whitewater documents into tri-cornered creations; just like the one you have in your hand!.”

[AnnaZ]

"What, will these hands ne'er be clean?"

[healy61]

“I don’t care. Paper always covers rock, so I win.”

[Doctor Don]

She really needs a good heart scrubbing!