Posted on 08/16/2007 1:40:15 AM PDT by HAL9000
URGENT - WEATHER MESSAGE NATIONAL WARNING SERVICE MIAMI FL 0300 AM CDT THU AUG 16 2007 ...DEVASTATING DAMAGE EXPECTED...
.HURRICANE HOWARD DEAN...A MOST POWERFUL STORM WITH UNPRECEDENTED DESTRUCTIVE POWER..EXCEEDING THE INTENSITY OF HURRICANE KATRINA OF 2005.
HOWARD DEAN IS FORECAST TO LEAVE A SWATH OF DESTRUCTION ACROSS THE ENTIRE CONTINENT. MOST OF AMERICA WILL BE UNINHABITABLE FOR YEARS...PERHAPS LONGER. ALL HOMES AND TRADITIONAL FAMILIES WILL BECOME NON FUNCTIONAL. PARTIAL TO COMPLETE DESTRUCTION IS EXPECTED.
ECONOMIES AND INSTITUTIONS WILL SWAY DANGEROUSLY UNTIL TOTAL COLLAPSE. ALL STANDARDS OF MORAL DECENCY WILL BE BLOWN AWAY.
DUE TO THE DEAFENING WINDBAG FORCES OF HOWARD DEAN, AIRBORNE DEBRIS WILL BE WIDESPREAD...AND MAY INCLUDE HEAVY ITEMS SUCH AS BATTLESHIPS AND M1 TANKS. THE BLOWN DEBRIS WILL CREATE ADDITIONAL DESTRUCTION. PERSONS...PETS...AND LIVESTOCK EXPOSED TO THE WINDS WILL FACE CERTAIN DEATH WHEN STRUCK.
POWER OUTAGES WILL LAST FOR YEARS...AS AMERICA'S INFRASTRUCTURE IS DESTROYED. SHORTAGES OF BASIC SUPPLIES WILL MAKE HUMAN SUFFERING INCREDIBLE BY MODERN STANDARDS.
THE VAST MAJORITY OF NATIVE TREES WILL BE SNAPPED OR UPROOTED. FEW CROPS WILL REMAIN. ALL LIVESTOCK LEFT EXPOSED TO THE WINDS WILL BE KILLED, EXCEPT FOR HILLARY CLINTON.
A HOWARD DEAN ALERT IS ISSUED WHEN HIS SUSTAINED WINDS REACH HURRICANE FORCE...AND ARE CERTAIN WITHIN THE NEXT 15 MONTHS. DO NOT VENTURE OUTSIDE!
$$ FORECASTER HAL9000
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http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/refresh/graphics_at4+shtml/083527.shtml?5day#contents
ROFLOL, you are bad, Hal! Very funny!
Wow..
The multi-talented HAL9000 has a sense of humor, too - and a good one, at that...
Who knew??
Golly Hal, your main post looked really real to me.
LOL.
This forecast makes no sense at all. It only visits New Orleans once, and as we all know, Dean will come back to that city over and over and over.
Hilarious! ROFL
Tropical Storm dean IS now Hurricane Dean as of 5AM advisory. FYI
Pretty doggone good, Hal. I laughed through the whole thing.
See libs, this is what happens when you don't let Karl Rove control the weather!
Hurricane HOWARD DEAN has arrived. Beware of this disastrous storm!
Rove was trying out his new earthquake machine on Peru. Rumor has it this was the reason for his sudden un expected departure.
just lots of hot air that will blow away to nothing.
Thamks HAL9000
HA HA HA, this is great.
It’s always fun to wake up laughing.
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
Good map - looks like my state will only be brushed by the Dean Insani...uh Hurricane.....thank goodness. Won’t have to flee for my life.........:-)
That one is in the “Top 10”, Hal..
Pretty funny. But now that Rove is leaving the White House, who is going to control the weather machines?
HAH!
Very Funny!
Blame Bush and Global Warming!
/Sarcasm OFF
Mean Dean bump.
Won’t it blow itself out when it gets to Iowa?
you left out women and minorities hardest hit...
you know, the invisible ones!
Love your creativity, HAL. Gonna pass on a link.
LOL! Good one!
Rats, the Howard Dean radar exceeded Google’s bandwidth limits. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.
I am sure he will take the weather machine with him....
LOL! Very funny! LOL!
The storm is expected to go to New Hampshire, to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and to California and Texas and New York … And to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan, and then to Washington, D.C!
Here is the photo on another site.
I’d better get down to the grocery store and buy a year’s supply of bread and milk.
LOL. We should worry. Everyone knows that Deans spins to the left, if full of hot air, and always leaves a mess wherever he goes.
*snort*
We’re facing certain death again!
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