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Early Christmas Shopping: Hillary Nutcracker
http://hillarynutcracker.com/completelynuts.html ^

Posted on 08/21/2007 10:42:18 AM PDT by tgslTakoma

I just saw this on Babalu Blog and had to find out a little more about it.

Here's what it looks like:


The folks marketing the Hillary Nutcracker also have a YouTube commercial, which you can watch by mashing here.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: hillary; thighstoothin
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Hillary-ous.
1 posted on 08/21/2007 10:42:19 AM PDT by tgslTakoma
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The thighs are not large enough to be real-looking. But then, I guess we don’t want to powder the nuts, only break them.


2 posted on 08/21/2007 10:43:24 AM PDT by SpinnerWebb (Islam... if ya can't join 'em, beat 'em.)
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3 posted on 08/21/2007 10:44:43 AM PDT by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)
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To: tgslTakoma

That’s a hoot!


4 posted on 08/21/2007 10:44:49 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: tgslTakoma

Is there a ball breaker version available?

Wait, there already is one. It’s “herself”.


5 posted on 08/21/2007 10:44:58 AM PDT by garyhope (It's World War IV, right here, right now, courtesy of Islam.)
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I can’t wait to see the Hillary! corkscrew.............


6 posted on 08/21/2007 10:45:02 AM PDT by Red Badger (ALL that CARBON in ALL that oil & coal was once in the atmospere. We're just putting it back!)
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To: tgslTakoma

Bill is not included.


7 posted on 08/21/2007 10:45:09 AM PDT by Zathras
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Bill already has one, life-sized. He’s willing to pay to have it hauled off, but hasn’t had any takers.


8 posted on 08/21/2007 10:46:02 AM PDT by Ancesthntr
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To: tgslTakoma

Photo is not accurate.

Hillary should have two nuts between her legs.


9 posted on 08/21/2007 10:46:33 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG (Apparently my former party considers me an "ugly nativist".)
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I'm waiting for the Hillary vase-a-pult to really heave a vase at an errant spouse.
10 posted on 08/21/2007 10:48:25 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (May the heirs of Charles Martel and Jan Sobieski rise up again to defend Europe.)
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To: SpinnerWebb

Exactly...this thing puts way to positive a spin on the Hildabeast...


11 posted on 08/21/2007 10:52:10 AM PDT by in hoc signo vinces ("Houston, TX...a waiting quagmire for jihadis.")
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Be a good gag gift !


12 posted on 08/21/2007 10:53:25 AM PDT by CORedneck
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I’d rather not have one of these for Christmas.


13 posted on 08/21/2007 10:54:35 AM PDT by CholeraJoe ("Is the lion burning?")
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14 posted on 08/21/2007 10:54:46 AM PDT by xcamel (FDT/2008 -- talk about it >> irc://irc.freenode.net/fredthompson)
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To: CholeraJoe

good Godamighty!


15 posted on 08/21/2007 10:55:43 AM PDT by xsmommy
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The thighs are not large enough to be real-looking. But then, I guess we don’t want to powder the nuts, only break them.

I don't care who you are. That's funny.

16 posted on 08/21/2007 11:02:12 AM PDT by kidd
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good Godamighty!

GREAT BALLS OF FIRE

17 posted on 08/21/2007 11:05:42 AM PDT by BOBTHENAILER (One by one, in small groups or in whole armies, we don't care how we do it, but we're gonna getcha)
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Be a good gag gift !

No kidding! It's payback time for a birthday card.

Picture Hillary! sitting at the POTUS desk. Inside the card it says: "See? There are scarier things than getting older."

18 posted on 08/21/2007 11:10:14 AM PDT by Ladysmith ((NRA, SAS) I’m paranoid. The only question is, am I paranoid enough?)
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To: tgslTakoma

YECH! I refuse to consume anything that starts out in general contact with that part of Hillary.


19 posted on 08/21/2007 11:15:15 AM PDT by Hazcat (We won an immigration BATTLE, the WAR is not over. Be ever vigilant.)
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They should ship it in a testicle lock box.


20 posted on 08/21/2007 11:16:26 AM PDT by mewzilla (Property must be secured or liberty cannot exist. John Adams)
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