Southwest fashion police set no-fly zone

SAN DIEGO UNION-TRIBUNE ^ | September 5, 2007 | Gerry Braun

[netmilsmom]

Define ugly.
It’s in the eye of the beholder.

[Jonah Hex]

Methinks "Keith" was being a bit bitchy...

[Badeye]

(Ding)

You are now free to move about the country....as long as your outfit conforms with ‘Keith’s fashion sense’....

Somehow, I don’t think that ‘sings’ as the original version.

That said, this young woman can sit on my lap for an entire flight if thats what it takes.

I’m all about ‘taking one for the team’ ya know....(chuckle)

[JamesP81]

Clearest case of Bush Derangement Syndrome I've heard about in weeks!

Now that's talent, my FRiend.

[Larry Lucido]

Hmm, I could go either way on this. Have her report to my office.

[SeaHawkFan]

My guess is that “Keith” is gay, like a lot of male flight attendants on Southwest.

I was going to post the same thing. I am shocked it took 29 posts for someone to make your point.

[massgopguy]

He was in a hurry to get to the Men’s Room. He had new taps installed on his dancing shoes.

[Disambiguator]

She could be Ann Coulter’s stunt double.

[brityank]

Here’s what our Military is fighting for — idiots like “Kieth”! I’ve seen less on high school kids in my area, never mind CA.

[1riot1ranger]

Could this be the elusive "Classy Green-Eyed Blonde"?

From the article: "...Ebbert, who is 5-foot-5 and has green eyes, is pretty enough to be a model".

[OB1kNOb]

Escort her off! H%11! They should have had her operating the drink cart! They would have sold out in no time at $4 a pop! They could have sold tap water for that matter at $4 a pop!

[BJClinton]

Imagine Rosie O’Donnell

I do my best not too.

Although more than likely, if "Keith" isn't playing for the other team, some middle-aged woman with the figure of Rosie probably complained to the staff.

[FoxInSocks]

Good point. I wonder if they flew with the seat unoccupied, and if not, who took it?

She got to fly after all:

"Keith asked her to go home, change and take a later flight. She refused, citing her appointment. The plane was ready to leave, so Keith relented. He had her pull up her tank top a bit, pull down her skirt a bit, and return to her seat."

[Apple Blossom]

Check where she works!

[Arrowhead1952]

Well, I wonder if some Muslim was having his sensibilities offended.

That is the same thing I thought about. They'd want her in a burqa.

[PurpleMan]

Wassamatterwitdat?

Compared to more and more of people who when they fly dress as if they are refugees from a thrift store, she looks like she’s wearing a power suit.

[SteveMcKing]

“adults with heightened sensitivities.”

= jealous wives and Islamic men.

[donna]

I’m guessing this is just a setup. She’s looking for an out of court settlement for a little quick cash.

[Polyxene]

What if she was ugly?

OR

300+ pounds wearing spandex!

EEEEWWWW!!!!

[dighton]

PSA Stewardess grads show a bit of leg, 1973.

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