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Kathy Griffin's Unfunny Jesus Jokes
Townhall.com ^ | September 14, 2007 | Brent Bozell III

Posted on 09/14/2007 4:53:10 AM PDT by Kaslin

Nearly everyone with a television can make jokes about TV awards shows, especially the speech-making. How many times have people made the hoariest jokes about thanking the "little people," or mimicking Sally Field's Oscar speech: "You like me! You really like me!" But Kathy Griffin, the comedienne with the self-satirizing "My Life on the D-List" show on that D-list network Bravo, took the ritual to a new low when she won an Emmy for Outstanding Reality Program.

She mocked Jesus Christ.

"A lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this award," she declared. "I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus. So, all I can say is, 'Suck it, Jesus.' This award is my god now."

The audience reaction? Reporters noted laughter in the crowd. Griffin certainly knows Hollywood diehards would be pounding the tables over that one.

It's certainly a ritual for entertainers to thank God or Jesus when they win awards. Some of them are very sincere, like gospel singers at the Grammy Awards. Others have looked more than a little ridiculous, such as during the Vibe Magazine Awards in 2005, when several rappers took home awards for "songs" with nasty lyrics about shooting people -- and then thanked God.

Griffin could have mocked the ritual without mocking Jesus and millions of Christians. But she had to shock, to say, "Suck it," and suggest she'd rather worship her Emmy award like it was a pagan goddess. Was she sorry? No. Reuters reported she was "unrepentant" when asked about the speech backstage. In fact, she was well pleased with herself: "I hope I offended some people. I didn't want to win the Emmy for nothing." Griffin's official Website giddily declared her line "will go down as one of the best quotes in Emmy history."

The public doesn't think so, and Hollywood knows it.

The cable channel E! announced they would scrub the remark from their taped broadcast of the Creative Arts Emmy Awards. (It wasn't part of the more prominent Emmy show that aired on Fox.) Some media outlets also scrubbed the actual remarks from their news stories. Associated Press reporter Lynn Elber would only explain Griffin made "an off-color remark about Christ." Some TV outlets, like MSNBC, also scrubbed the line in their retelling of the story. Good for them.

That wasn't as strange as Reuters, which began its dispatch with the words "Comic Kathy Griffin's 'offensive' remarks about Jesus" will be edited out. Employing quote marks around a word is meant as a warning light that something isn't necessarily so. An insult against Jesus Christ isn't necessarily "offensive," according to this wire service.

Reuters, you may remember, also doesn't believe the 9-11 murderers were necessarily "terrorists."

Kathy Griffin has this kind of double standard, too. Many irreverent performers aren't equal-opportunity besmirchers. Griffin appeared clutching her Emmy on the Ellen DeGeneres talk show a day after the furor broke, and when DeGeneres suggested it can be tough on the other side of the joke, as she was the butt of a lot of jokes when she declared she was gay, Griffin turned dead serious and insisted: "Not mine. Not mine." Griffin would never mock a gay person. But Jesus and Christians? Bombs away.

Griffin explained that she had rules about her targets, and one was, "I don't make fun of people who have a sense of humor about themselves." So, in this case, with one enormously broad brush, Kathy Griffin has decided that the vast majority of Christians are incapable of taking a joke. But there is funny, and there is insulting. Griffin doesn't have a clue of the difference.

The funny thing is that for someone who doesn't like religious phonies, Griffin is the biggest phony of them all. In a scabrous interview with a gay newspaper in Houston, Griffin called herself a "complete militant atheist" and complained, "We have to listen to everybody's 'God this' and 'Jesus that.'" She told that interviewer she fell away from the "stupid" Catholic Church in high school in the 1970s.

But then Reuters quoted one spin-control attempt issued by her publicist after her Emmy insult: "Am I the only Catholic left with a sense of humor?" And guess what she wore on her necklace on the Ellen show? A visible golden cross.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial
KEYWORDS: asfunnyascancer; funnylikecancer; hellbound; hollywoodassclown; libtard; notfunny; secretlylovesjesus; shesnotfunny
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I miss the commedies of Carol Burnett, Bob Hope and Red Skelton. These were great
1 posted on 09/14/2007 4:53:11 AM PDT by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin

Funny how they dont have the guts to besmirch allah like they do Christ.


2 posted on 09/14/2007 4:56:31 AM PDT by Long Island Pete
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To: Kaslin
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3 posted on 09/14/2007 4:56:52 AM PDT by dragonblustar (Move On should move on. Move on back to Russia.)
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To: Kaslin

If I were Kathy Griffin and I were stupid enough to want to make an Emmy my god (but I repeat myself)...I’d at least wait until I won an acting or writing award. Being a best-reality-show winner is like medaling at the Special Olympics. You might have won, but you’re still retarded.


4 posted on 09/14/2007 4:57:17 AM PDT by RichInOC (Jesus is coming back soon...and boy, is He ticked off. [I'm trying to keep it clean.])
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To: Long Island Pete
I wish that Brent did not give this talentless skank more publicity than she ever deserved.
5 posted on 09/14/2007 4:57:50 AM PDT by Perdogg (Cheney for President 2008)
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To: Kaslin

She’s a vile, bitter, angry bigot.


6 posted on 09/14/2007 4:57:58 AM PDT by Chanticleer (Courage is not simply one of the virtues but the form of every virtue at the testing point. Lewis)
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To: Kaslin

One day she will find: That at the name of Jesus every knee shall bow...


7 posted on 09/14/2007 4:58:19 AM PDT by wearearepublic
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To: Kaslin

Maybe the Muslims, who consider Jesus a prophet, will issue a fatwa on this skank.


8 posted on 09/14/2007 4:58:29 AM PDT by kittymyrib
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To: Kaslin
"So, in this case, with one enormously broad brush, Kathy Griffin has decided that the vast majority of Christians are incapable of taking a joke."

Oh, Brent. Are you too blinded by indignation to see the irony?

9 posted on 09/14/2007 4:58:59 AM PDT by T.Smith
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To: Kaslin; wagglebee; JulieRNR21; fieldmarshaldj

Has Kathy Griffin ever been funny?


10 posted on 09/14/2007 4:59:56 AM PDT by Clintonfatigued (Illegal aliens commit crimes that Americans won't commit)
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To: Kaslin; perseid 67
Freeper Perseid 67 nailed it on another thread:

"She’s just an old lady trying to please her masters. Her masters worship Baal and Molech. They hate Jesus ,and Jesus hates them. He once beat them up and turned over their carts when they set up shop in the temple. Her remark was in vain. Her masters love young flesh. She no longer has what they want."

11 posted on 09/14/2007 5:01:24 AM PDT by Jim Noble (Trails of troubles, roads of battle, paths of victory we shall walk.)
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To: Kaslin
These people can mock and insult Christians all they want.

I've read the book.

We win in the end. :-)

12 posted on 09/14/2007 5:01:35 AM PDT by Allegra (Turning Vanity Threads Into New Socks Threads at Every Opportunity)
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To: Kaslin

United Christians to Kathy: “THE JOKE WILL BE ON YOU!”


13 posted on 09/14/2007 5:01:41 AM PDT by poobear (Pure democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what's for dinner. God save the Republic!)
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To: Clintonfatigued

I didn’t even know who she was until this thing started.


14 posted on 09/14/2007 5:02:49 AM PDT by wagglebee ("A political party cannot be all things to all people." -- Ronald Reagan, 3/1/75)
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To: Kaslin

Andrew Dice Clay has been looking for work since is offensive joke that offended liberals.

Cramer has been severely hurt, for an offensive remark that they would have thrown a conservative in jail for. But he is left on stage because he is a liberal too.

I wonder if this lady will ever work again? (sarc)


15 posted on 09/14/2007 5:04:24 AM PDT by NeilGus
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To: Kaslin
"Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, that he will also reap." Galatians 6:7
16 posted on 09/14/2007 5:05:42 AM PDT by ladtx ( "I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top." - - Will Rogers)
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To: wagglebee
I didn’t even know who she was until this thing started.

Ditto!

17 posted on 09/14/2007 5:05:51 AM PDT by PacesPaines
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To: dragonblustar

DUNNY-MOUTHED BAR HAG
18 posted on 09/14/2007 5:05:51 AM PDT by DieHard the Hunter (Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fàg am bealach.)
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To: Kaslin
Cathy Griffin shtick is just vitriol and profanity masquerading as humor. Just another loud, angry broad with daddy issues. She only makes jokes about people who DONT have a sense of humor about themselves?

I remember seeing The Producers at a revival house in Boston about 7 years ago. A very obviously gay couple were behind us, and it was really interesting: they laughed uproariously at all of the irreverent, politically incorrect humor UNTIL it came to the scene with the producer Roger Debris and his little sidekick.

Then it became DEADLY quiet in the row behind us, then a whisper, "Well, I'm ready to go. I don't want to sit through the rest of this s***."

Yeah, way to go with those senses of humor, boys.

Cathy's just a fearful hypocrite. She wants to be in with the cool gays and hipsters, so she caters to their egos, and just dumps all over the rest of the 'unworthy."

Bring Lucy back.

19 posted on 09/14/2007 5:06:03 AM PDT by RepoGirl ("Tom, I'm getting dead from you, but I'm not getting Un-dead..." -- Frasier Crane)
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To: Kaslin
I miss the commedies of Carol Burnett, Bob Hope and Red Skelton. These were great

Amen, Kas.

20 posted on 09/14/2007 5:06:10 AM PDT by silent_jonny (We'll meet you on that beautiful shore, Gretchen)
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