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Kathy Griffin's Unfunny Jesus Jokes
Townhall.com ^ | September 14, 2007 | Brent Bozell III

Posted on 09/14/2007 4:53:10 AM PDT by Kaslin

Nearly everyone with a television can make jokes about TV awards shows, especially the speech-making. How many times have people made the hoariest jokes about thanking the "little people," or mimicking Sally Field's Oscar speech: "You like me! You really like me!" But Kathy Griffin, the comedienne with the self-satirizing "My Life on the D-List" show on that D-list network Bravo, took the ritual to a new low when she won an Emmy for Outstanding Reality Program.

She mocked Jesus Christ.

"A lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this award," she declared. "I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus. So, all I can say is, 'Suck it, Jesus.' This award is my god now."

The audience reaction? Reporters noted laughter in the crowd. Griffin certainly knows Hollywood diehards would be pounding the tables over that one.

It's certainly a ritual for entertainers to thank God or Jesus when they win awards. Some of them are very sincere, like gospel singers at the Grammy Awards. Others have looked more than a little ridiculous, such as during the Vibe Magazine Awards in 2005, when several rappers took home awards for "songs" with nasty lyrics about shooting people -- and then thanked God.

Griffin could have mocked the ritual without mocking Jesus and millions of Christians. But she had to shock, to say, "Suck it," and suggest she'd rather worship her Emmy award like it was a pagan goddess. Was she sorry? No. Reuters reported she was "unrepentant" when asked about the speech backstage. In fact, she was well pleased with herself: "I hope I offended some people. I didn't want to win the Emmy for nothing." Griffin's official Website giddily declared her line "will go down as one of the best quotes in Emmy history."

The public doesn't think so, and Hollywood knows it.

The cable channel E! announced they would scrub the remark from their taped broadcast of the Creative Arts Emmy Awards. (It wasn't part of the more prominent Emmy show that aired on Fox.) Some media outlets also scrubbed the actual remarks from their news stories. Associated Press reporter Lynn Elber would only explain Griffin made "an off-color remark about Christ." Some TV outlets, like MSNBC, also scrubbed the line in their retelling of the story. Good for them.

That wasn't as strange as Reuters, which began its dispatch with the words "Comic Kathy Griffin's 'offensive' remarks about Jesus" will be edited out. Employing quote marks around a word is meant as a warning light that something isn't necessarily so. An insult against Jesus Christ isn't necessarily "offensive," according to this wire service.

Reuters, you may remember, also doesn't believe the 9-11 murderers were necessarily "terrorists."

Kathy Griffin has this kind of double standard, too. Many irreverent performers aren't equal-opportunity besmirchers. Griffin appeared clutching her Emmy on the Ellen DeGeneres talk show a day after the furor broke, and when DeGeneres suggested it can be tough on the other side of the joke, as she was the butt of a lot of jokes when she declared she was gay, Griffin turned dead serious and insisted: "Not mine. Not mine." Griffin would never mock a gay person. But Jesus and Christians? Bombs away.

Griffin explained that she had rules about her targets, and one was, "I don't make fun of people who have a sense of humor about themselves." So, in this case, with one enormously broad brush, Kathy Griffin has decided that the vast majority of Christians are incapable of taking a joke. But there is funny, and there is insulting. Griffin doesn't have a clue of the difference.

The funny thing is that for someone who doesn't like religious phonies, Griffin is the biggest phony of them all. In a scabrous interview with a gay newspaper in Houston, Griffin called herself a "complete militant atheist" and complained, "We have to listen to everybody's 'God this' and 'Jesus that.'" She told that interviewer she fell away from the "stupid" Catholic Church in high school in the 1970s.

But then Reuters quoted one spin-control attempt issued by her publicist after her Emmy insult: "Am I the only Catholic left with a sense of humor?" And guess what she wore on her necklace on the Ellen show? A visible golden cross.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial
KEYWORDS: asfunnyascancer; funnylikecancer; hellbound; hollywoodassclown; libtard; notfunny; secretlylovesjesus; shesnotfunny
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To: Kaslin
Griffin wasn't funny, isn't funny and will never be funny. Her crack about Jesus vividly illustrates the fact that she is just an overrated hack comic whose act consists mainly of off-color, swear word laced ramblings about sex and body parts, and whose only way of keeping her career alive is to one-up the next guy in terms of shock value.

She is nothing more than a boring, loud mouthed, miserable, no-talent media whore.

41 posted on 09/14/2007 5:21:41 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Ron Paul put the cuckoo in my Cocoa Puffs)
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To: Allegra

“I still don’t know who she is.”

I don’t either. She looks like a red-headed Kirstie Alley. UGH!


42 posted on 09/14/2007 5:23:07 AM PDT by Old Grumpy
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To: Kaslin

And remember, at the end of every one of Red’s shows he would end it by telling the audience, “and may God bless.”

Ms. Griffin could be funny without being completely and utterly tasteless and profane. She goes for the cheap joke - and manages to insult people simultaneously.

She will be in for a really big surprise when she stands before God and he judges her - and he will. God is in control here.

Reminds me of the old saying “too soon old, too late smart.”

I pity Ms. Griffin.


43 posted on 09/14/2007 5:23:24 AM PDT by RexBeach ("Americans never quit." Douglas MacArthur)
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To: Allegra

Great post !!

Will be repeated !........LOL !


44 posted on 09/14/2007 5:25:31 AM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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To: dragonblustar

Skank!


45 posted on 09/14/2007 5:26:08 AM PDT by WashingtonSource
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To: dragonblustar

Eww, was this necessary?


46 posted on 09/14/2007 5:26:46 AM PDT by Kaslin (The Surge has worked and the li(e)berals know it)
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To: Long Island Pete

Because they are cowards


47 posted on 09/14/2007 5:27:46 AM PDT by Kaslin (The Surge has worked and the li(e)berals know it)
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To: Kaslin
she’s yet another talentless “soon to be visiting rehab” follywood head-case

i'd rather watch paint dry than todays "entertainers"

48 posted on 09/14/2007 5:27:57 AM PDT by RckyRaCoCo (sing after me......de-por-ta-tion cha-cha-cha)
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To: wagglebee

I have never heard of hter either


49 posted on 09/14/2007 5:29:07 AM PDT by Kaslin (The Surge has worked and the li(e)berals know it)
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To: Kaslin

her, not hter


50 posted on 09/14/2007 5:29:43 AM PDT by Kaslin (The Surge has worked and the li(e)berals know it)
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To: Allegra

Amen!


51 posted on 09/14/2007 5:29:47 AM PDT by HoosierHawk
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To: Kaslin

...and Dick Van Dyke, and The Addams Family, and Jack Benny and...


52 posted on 09/14/2007 5:29:48 AM PDT by tal hajus
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To: Kaslin
Kathy Griffin's Unfunny Jesus Jokes

So why should we be surprised that her Jesus jokes are just as unfunny then the rest of her jokes?

53 posted on 09/14/2007 5:31:28 AM PDT by Non-Sequitur (Save Fredericksburg. Support CVBT.)
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To: Kaslin

“I miss the commedies of Carol Burnett, Bob Hope and Red Skelton. These were great”

AMEN
May I add,Danny Kaye to that great list of names?


54 posted on 09/14/2007 5:31:50 AM PDT by NavyCanDo
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To: Kaslin

Although aside from sports, some news (mainly speeches or major breaking news) and the occasional documentary on the history channel, I don’t really watch TV.


55 posted on 09/14/2007 5:32:09 AM PDT by wagglebee ("A political party cannot be all things to all people." -- Ronald Reagan, 3/1/75)
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To: dragonblustar
She certainly bears a strong resemblance to a drag queen in that picture!

(And I mean no offense to drag queens)

56 posted on 09/14/2007 5:32:28 AM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: dragonblustar

Looks like a man...and a she-devil at that!


57 posted on 09/14/2007 5:33:10 AM PDT by nfldgirl
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To: Kaslin
Griffin would never mock a gay person.

Actually, she will be the hostess for the Gay Porn Awards on Bravo.

She told that interviewer she fell away from the "stupid" Catholic Church in high school in the 1970s.

Another, "I'll teach those nuns to rap my knuckles with a ruler. I won't believe in God anymore. That'll teach them!"

At any rate, another face we won't be seeing much of that has cashed in her 15-minutes-of-fame chips and bet the farm on the National Enquirer's version of eternity.

58 posted on 09/14/2007 5:33:22 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys: Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat; but they know what's best for us)
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To: Kaslin
If you think that was bad, you should have heard the jokes that the late Sam Kinison made about Jesus. At least he was funny.
59 posted on 09/14/2007 5:33:43 AM PDT by hodaka (')
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To: RexBeach

Yes I remember that very well. He was one of the greatest commedians if not the greatest


60 posted on 09/14/2007 5:34:02 AM PDT by Kaslin (The Surge has worked and the li(e)berals know it)
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