Petraeus vs. Pariser Comparison Chart(vanity)

me | Sept. 14, 2007 | frankenMonkey

[frankenMonkey]

In case you were wondering about the lifetime of hard work, education, and achievments of the stooges at moveon.org, and the man they call a betrayer, here's a small comparison. Enjoy.

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David Howell Petraeus General, U.S. Army Commander, Multi-National Force - Iraq Education: Graduated Cornwall Central High School, 1970 Graduated United States Military Academy, 1974 General George C. Marshall Award, U.S. Army Command and General Staff College, 1983 MPA and a Ph.D., Princeton University Wilson School of Public/International Affairs, 1985, 1987 Assistant Professor of International Relations at the U.S. Military Academy Military fellowship, Georgetown's School of Foreign Service, 1994-95 Leadership: A Company, 2nd Battalion, 19th Infantry Regiment 3rd Battalion, 187th Infantry Regiment 1st Brigade, 82nd Airborne Division 101st Airborne Division (Air Assault) Multi-National Security Transition Command Iraq U.S. Army Combined Arms Center and Fort Leavenworth Commander Multi-National Force (Iraq) Major Battles: Operation Iraqi Freedom Operation Joint Forge (Bosnia) Operation Restore Democracy (Haiti) Operation Desert Spring (Kuwait) Recognition & Awards: Defense Distinguished Service Medal Distinguished Service Medal (w/ Oak Leaf Clusters) Defense Superior Service Medal (w/ Oak Leaf Clusters) Legion of Merit (w/ 3 Oak Leaf Clusters) Bronze Star Medal (w/ “V” Device) Defense Meritorious Service Medal Meritorious Service Medal (w/ 2 Oak Leaf Clusters) Joint Service Commendation Medal Army Commendation Medal (w/ 2 Oak Leaf Clusters) Joint Service Achievement Medal Army Achievement Medal

Eli Pariser Moveon.org Executive Director Education: Graduated Simon's Rock College (a "progressive" school) Employment: Web page designer Wikipedia Editorial Team Leadership: Executive Director, Moveon.org

[frankenMonkey]

If I've missed any of Eli Pariser's other notable accomplishments, tough sh*t.

[2banana]

Major Battles:
Operation Iraqi Freedom
Operation Joint Forge (Bosnia)
Operation Restore Democracy (Haiti)
Operation Desert Spring (Kuwait)

Battles? Maybe the first one. All the rest were deployments to places that were entirely safer than north Philly...

[cantfindagoodscreenname]

ROFLOL! I don’t know if you expected to get a laugh out of that, but it’s almost insane that Pariser would have any kind of following.

[bert]

[roses of sharon]

Now that would be a good full page ad!

[Enchante]

Well you did forget one “notable accomplishment” for Eli Pariser:

Convincing large numbers of people that such a deranged piece of dog droppings could be worthy of their financial and political support.

Of course, given that his supporters are also delusional scum, I suppose that wasn’t much of an accomplishment after all.

[Verginius Rufus]

Wikipedia's biography of David Petraeus calls MoveOn a "progessive advocacy organization" in the caption below the infamous ad. The body of the Wikipedia article cites an Los Angeles Times story from some time back already claiming that the White House was going to write Petraeus' report...the 'Rats were preparing well in advance for a pre-emptive strike.

Wasn't MSNBC's Keith Olbermann the inventor of the play on Petraeus' name? I don't imagine Olbermann's resume stacks up very well against Petraeus' either, but it may not be quite as pathetic as Pariser's.

[frankenMonkey]

How about “deployments?”

[frankenMonkey]

And looking at how badly my lists formatted, maybe I could take some web design classes from eli...

[frankenMonkey]

Found these tidbits about Olbermann-

• Shoe size is 13 1/2
• Has never been married and has no children

So, he may be popular in airport restrooms (not that there's anything wrong with that).

[in hoc signo vinces]

The comparison tells it all doesnt it...

[JamesP81]

I noticed this: Bronze Star Medal (w/ “V” Device)

Folks in the military, correct me if I'm wrong, but if it comes with the "V" this means it was awarded for valor, correct?

[avacado]

This assclown, Eli Pariser, may not even have a high school degree!

...The foremost of the many unusual things about Simon's Rock is that it is designed for students to enroll after completing the tenth or eleventh grade of high school, rather than after graduating. Students who attend Simon's Rock rarely earn a high school diploma, and enter, on average, at the age of 16.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon%27s_Rock_College

[avacado]

Even more funny about that college Simon's Rock and Eli Pariser:

"...The college's founder, Elizabeth Blodgett Hall, had formerly been a private girls' school headmistress at Concord Academy."

He's a sissy-boy!

Eli Pariser heading out on prom night!

[Nervous Tick]

So [Olbermann] may be popular in airport restrooms

Apparently women find him not so hot in the sack, so maybe he ought to consider "widening his stance" in the men's room...

[Winged Hussar]

Copying (not linking, it uses my bandwidth) and distribution of this animation are encouraged. Same for:

[Winged Hussar]

MoveOn.org is also an anti-Semitic and anti-Catholic hate group. Here's their official ad, which shows what they think of Catholics.