That being said, I'd RENT a cheerleader!
Kansas City Chiefs Cheerleader Appearance Price List
Regular Appearance Rate:
$300 per hour per cheerleader. (Example: 2 cheerleaders for 2 hours totals $1,200)
Posted on 09/14/2007 7:02:44 PM PDT by SandRat
FORT HUACHUCA — The 11th Signal Brigade got a taste of football fever last Friday when four of the Kansas City Chiefs cheerleaders visited them.
Prior to coming to the brigade area, the cheerleaders went out to the 40th Expeditionary Signal Battalion field exercise-training site.
While out there, the unit showed the cheerleaders their signal capabilities and what soldiers do on a daily basis. The cheerleaders also had the opportunity to try on some of the soldiers tactical gear.
“I could not believe how heavy the gear is!” said Ashley, who is in her second year with the Kansas City squad. “I feel I am in really good shape, but don’t think I could wear that around all the time.”
Soldiers were able to have their pictures taken with the cheerleaders and receive autographed pictures.
After they were finished in the field, the cheerleaders went to brigade area of operations, and more than 20 soldiers greeted them.
Soldiers filed in the Cpl. Victor Langarica Conference Room so they could have a chance to have their pictures taken with the women and receive an autographed picture.
The cheerleaders expressed their gratitude for the soldiers.
“We want you to know how proud of you we are,” said Katie, who is currently in her first year with the Chiefs.
Understood.
Are those their stripper names?
Bad Freeper Bad!!!!
Simple statistics. When every girl is named either Ashley, Katie, or Kristin, the true babes will inevitably be.
It sounds like you saw that commercial for...I recall not what...in which the groundskeeper is proudly looking over his decoration of the team’s end zone. A player comes by and says, “Great job, Joe. By the way, who are the ‘Chefs?’” The groundskeeper looks again at his work and says......
I’ve been itching to start a vanity thread whose theme would be: “If your family name is < x >, don’t name your kid < y >.” So far, the better angels of my nature, emaciated as they are, have won out.
Anyway, here are some of my favorite (fictitious) ethnic names for girls:
Genitalia Monroe
LaTrine Jackson
SheCanine Jefferson
Soddami Calhoun
Tobacco Jones
Urethra Monsoon
There are lots more where those came from, but I’ll spare you all.
Or Alexis and Shoshonna?
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Tobacco Jones is actually kind of cool. A guy with that name would make a great bluesman or private eye.
I was thinking of a dusky, scantily dressed, chain-smoking, action heroine.
That being said, I'd RENT a cheerleader!
Kansas City Chiefs Cheerleader Appearance Price List
Regular Appearance Rate:
$300 per hour per cheerleader. (Example: 2 cheerleaders for 2 hours totals $1,200)
Ashley, Katie, and Kristin, are not stripper names. Ashlee,Katee, and Kristin (with “eyes” dotted with a heart) are stripper names. ;)
"Yes, as a matter of fact, that IS a gun in my pocket. But I'm ALSO happy to see you."
All right, men. Fall in!
You should probably be over here too.
“While out there, the unit showed the cheerleaders their signal capabilities....”
Why does that phrase crack me up? When I read it I just started laughing!
I am stationed in Korea and in a year we have had a few cheerleaders from the Rams and another team here. Can’t remember the other team. They always put on a great show.
More like fall over!
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