Nebraska State Senator Sues God Over Natural Disasters

FOX News ^ | September 17, 2007

[Baladas]

So now God's a terrorist as well? You know, things like this really aren't helping them look that much saner.

[dfwgator]

I don’t know, I think God has got some pretty good lawyers on his side.

[Larry Lucido]

Next, the EPA will want an environmental impact statement and zoning clearance for that “new heaven and new earth” that God is thinking of putting in.

[Larry Lucido]

Come on, where is God gonna find a lawyer?

[JLS]

Dim of course.

[tx_eggman]

I don’t know, I think God has got some pretty good lawyers on his side.

I'm thinking the Big Guy is going to have to go offshore to find representation ... perhaps to a country where the climate is quite a bit hotter.

[tumblindice]

But did he get good service?

[NCLaw441]

I’d like to see the allegations of jurisdiction over Him, as well as the allegations as to subject matter jurisdiction. Maybe God will file a Rule 11 sanctions motion against this guy.

[Abathar]

"I don’t know, I think God has got some pretty good lawyers on his side."

Ummm, That sure looks like an oxymoron to me. Now if he sued Satan I'm sure he has his pick of trial lawyers....

[stm]

Fortunately for this retard, stupidity is not against the law or he would be on death row awaiting the needle.

[Hoffer Rand]

Who needs lawyers? A couple of well-placed lightning strikes should persuade the idiot to drop the suit, I’d think. Or a personal visit from an archangel. Kind of makes me wish God had an archangel named Guido.

[pnh102]

Come on, where is God gonna find a lawyer?

He's got Johnny Cochran.

[smonk]

the court doesn't have jurisdiction in this case.

[shekkian]

This oughtta be good...

[gunnedah]

God will probably defend himself. I think finding a lawyer in heaven is like finding that needle in a haystack.

[highimpact]

Reminds me of the George Burns/John Denver flick, "Oh, God!" I loved it when George Burns (aka God), takes the witness stand.

Bailiff: "Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?"
God: "So help me, me."

[gunnedah]

God will probably defend himself. I think finding a lawyer in heaven is like finding that neele in a haystack.

[Constitutionalist Conservative]

Nebraska Democratic State Senator Ernie Chambers has decided to go straight to the top in an effort to stop natural disasters from befalling the world.

Bush refuses to have the US ratify Kyoto, and suddenly it's God's fault that the world's gone haywire?

[beltfed308]

Man made laws are binding on man not the Creator.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Call Johnny Cochrane(sp)....he’s not busy right now....