Bill Clinton jokes he might not handle being 'first husband' very well

Comedy Central ^ | Sep 21, 2007 | Comedy Central

[Daffynition]

"No, I may slit my throat," says former president Bill Clinton last night on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart after being asked how well he might cope with going from leader of the world's remaining superpower to husband of the first woman president.

[Real Cynic No More]

I certainly hope he doesn’t get the chance!

[vpintheak]

Bill, I will graciously do my part to make sure that never happens to you, you poor thing.

[Maceman]

will see to it that he is tossed from the White House if he tries to exercise any “powers” granted him by Hillary Clinton.

I wasn't aware you had such formidable power. Can't you just make it so she doesn't get elected in the first place?

[trillabodilla]

ha-ha
so funny i forgot to laugh

[vetsvette]

“Bill Clinton jokes he might not handle being ‘first husband’ very well”

He didn’t handle being President very well either.

I wonder what, except lying, he IS good at?

[chiefqc]

Poor bent willie, he’ll have to wear the panties instead of getting in them.

[MrB]

Since he can never be president again, this is an empty promise.

[trumandogz]

Good Luck. However, I do not see a way that President Hillary R. Clinton could cede any powers to a former two-term President or anyone.

[festus]

Bill is saying that if Hillary gets hold of the power reigns he may slit his throat, much the same way as vince shot hisself.

[Enchante]

We know how he’d handle it, he’d turn the “First Lady’s office” into a brothel....

[Tunehead54]

You're right - Hilary will never be elected President. They have so much dirt on them we she'd be Swiftboated (in the good sense of the term) mercilessly. In that respect she'd be our best chance for a Pubbie President! ;-)

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[Daffynition]

[LucyJo]

Hm-m-m, a sly attempt to get votes for Hillary?

I understand the temptation, but don’t fall for it, people!

Remember, Slick Willie is the consummate self-serving liar!

Whew, that was a close one!

[festus]

aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

;-)

[jcparks]

Bill Clinton jokes he might not handle being ‘first husband’ very well

Neither will we billy, neither will we.

[Daffynition]

I wouldn't underestimate these two. They cannot curtail the crave for power.

[Recovering Hermit]

He knew his way around a sink and a humidor though...

He invented a whole new kind of humidor.

I'm surprised he didn't get a patent on it.