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Bill Clinton jokes he might not handle being 'first husband' very well
Comedy Central ^
| Sep 21, 2007
| Comedy Central
Posted on 09/21/2007 1:12:42 PM PDT by Daffynition
"No, I may slit my throat," says former president Bill Clinton last night on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart after being asked how well he might cope with going from leader of the world's remaining superpower to husband of the first woman president.
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: briarpatch; clintonlegacy; copresident; hillary; nothirdterm; x42
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To: Daffynition
I certainly hope he doesn’t get the chance!
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posted on
09/21/2007 1:41:23 PM PDT
by
Real Cynic No More
(The only thing standing between us and complete victory over the evildoers is POLITICS!)
To: Daffynition
Bill, I will graciously do my part to make sure that never happens to you, you poor thing.
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posted on
09/21/2007 1:45:44 PM PDT
by
vpintheak
(Like a muddied spring or a polluted well is a righteous man who gives way to the wicked. Prov. 25:26)
To: weegee
will see to it that he is tossed from the White House if he tries to exercise any powers granted him by Hillary Clinton.I wasn't aware you had such formidable power. Can't you just make it so she doesn't get elected in the first place?
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posted on
09/21/2007 1:47:17 PM PDT
by
Maceman
To: Daffynition
ha-ha
so funny i forgot to laugh
To: Daffynition
“Bill Clinton jokes he might not handle being ‘first husband’ very well”
He didn’t handle being President very well either.
I wonder what, except lying, he IS good at?
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posted on
09/21/2007 2:01:03 PM PDT
by
vetsvette
(Bring Him Back)
To: Daffynition
Poor bent willie, he’ll have to wear the panties instead of getting in them.
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posted on
09/21/2007 2:03:29 PM PDT
by
chiefqc
To: ClearCase_guy
Since he can never be president again, this is an empty promise.
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posted on
09/21/2007 2:05:01 PM PDT
by
MrB
(You can't reason people out of a position that they didn't use reason to get into in the first place)
To: weegee
Good Luck. However, I do not see a way that President Hillary R. Clinton could cede any powers to a former two-term President or anyone.
To: Daffynition
Bill is saying that if Hillary gets hold of the power reigns he may slit his throat, much the same way as vince shot hisself.
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posted on
09/21/2007 3:11:51 PM PDT
by
festus
(No matter how guilty you are a jury will probably get you off.)
To: Daffynition
We know how he’d handle it, he’d turn the “First Lady’s office” into a brothel....
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posted on
09/21/2007 7:11:12 PM PDT
by
Enchante
(Reid and Pelosi Defeatocrats: Surrender Now - Peace for Our Time!!)
To: VaBthang4
You're right - Hilary will never be elected President. They have so much dirt on them we she'd be Swiftboated (in the good sense of the term) mercilessly. In that respect she'd be our best chance for a Pubbie President! ;-)
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posted on
09/21/2007 10:00:52 PM PDT
by
Tunehead54
(Nothing funny here. ;-)
To: chiefqc; festus
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posted on
09/22/2007 8:24:12 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
(The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
To: Daffynition
Hm-m-m, a sly attempt to get votes for Hillary?
I understand the temptation, but don’t fall for it, people!
Remember, Slick Willie is the consummate self-serving liar!
Whew, that was a close one!
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posted on
09/22/2007 8:47:08 AM PDT
by
LucyJo
To: Daffynition
aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
;-)
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posted on
09/22/2007 8:48:22 AM PDT
by
festus
(No matter how guilty you are a jury will probably get you off.)
To: SMARTY
Bill Clinton jokes he might not handle being first husband very wellNeither will we billy, neither will we.
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posted on
09/22/2007 8:50:19 AM PDT
by
jcparks
(Claire, Its time)
To: LucyJo
I wouldn't underestimate these two. They cannot curtail the crave for power.
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posted on
09/22/2007 8:55:01 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
(The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
To: weegee
He knew his way around a sink and a humidor though... He invented a whole new kind of humidor.
I'm surprised he didn't get a patent on it.
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posted on
09/22/2007 9:02:58 AM PDT
by
Recovering Hermit
("A liberal feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.")
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