Some troopers have been trying to have sex in their patrol cars since the first night they were out on the job.
If they only knew how ridiculous they look in their Smoky Bear trooper hat lunging across the front seat of their car.
My long, long time ago (they’re all dead now) CHP neighbor (pre-Smokey hats, even) didn’t bother with the seat...he draped her across the hood, out in the brush.
Little did he know that her husband, a Forest Service Ranger, was parked on the opposite mountainside, and had his binoculars with him....