Ronnie Earle, Travis Co. (TX) DA, Dances Naked With Other Men While Beating Cooked Chickens

Red State ^ | October 6, 2007

[Clintonfatigued]

No, I'm NOT being metaphorical nor am I kidding. If I wasn't having so much fun laughing at Ronnie Earle, I might even wish that it weren't true.

Evidently Travis County DA Ronnie Earle - who is once again back in the running for most politically-driven DA in the nation now that Mike Nifong has been disbarred - is involved in this New Age, "re-discover your masculinity" cult called the ManKind Project. That's according to the liberal Houston Press. And boy does this outfit sound scary.

Forty men at a time strip down and do tribal dances and beat cooked chickens and such.

This is the DA, you might remember, who is conducting a politically motivated witch hunt of former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay. I know that it has nothing to do with the (non-existent) legal merits of the case against Tom DeLay, but then again Ronnie Earle's case against Tom DeLay doesn't have anything to do with the law, either. It's all about liberals' attempt to criminalize free market conservative politics. Kind of like what Putin has done in Russia.

So...please join me in mocking this sad excuse of a District Attorney and sad, sad excuse of a man.

Ronnie Earle, as if we needed any further proof, you're a real whack job.

[small voice in the wilderness]

What’s the point of a campfire without a good weenie roast?

[FreePaul]

One would think that this headline would end his career.

He's a Democrat. Anything like this is a resume enhancement.

[Republic]

ewwww

cruise is such a girl.

Always has been.

[1COUNTER-MORTER-68]

BWAhahahaha,,,Tooo Funi !!...;0)

[jedward]

ROFLMAO!!!!!

[Tall_Texan]

Earle is safe as a political office holder can be. Since it’s the voters of Austin who decide his job, this is probably a resume enhancer for him.

Now, if he had been tapping his foot in the restrooms at Bergstrom...

[Tall_Texan]

Or electrocuting one? If abusing an animal was enough to send Michael Vick to prison...

[Rembrandt]

Please, please DO NOT post any pictures!

[isthisnickcool]

Wow, long article. Seems like some MEGA-GAY type garbage happening at their little pow-wows.

I'd never attend such a silly thing. But if tricked in to it I'd last about 5 seconds with their screaming in my face and whatnot before it would be clobbering time.

[1COUNTER-MORTER-68]

LOL,,,Ya’ Can’t Make This Stuff Up...;0)

[Rembrandt]

“That is deeply disturbing.”
—
Tommy Daschle is deeply interested but fears he may be too little to gain any notice.

[NeoCaveman]

Sounds like a real toe tapper.

They should invite Larry Craig next time....

[isthisnickcool]

Dances with Dudes! LOL!

[Keith Brown]

Ever notice that of the guys who go to these weirdo groups to reclaim their manhoods, few few are ex military, or construction workers, boxers etc.....

The wussies are imploding.

[CyberAnt]

I wonder what enterprising person will “leak” photos onto U-Tube ..??

[RichInOC]

[cue the pudgy young Banker’s Pen banker from the WaMu commercial]

“I feel as free as a barn swallow!”

[ApplegateRanch]

Gee, thanks! Had I known, I would have waited to shower until after I read it.

I HATE wasting water, since I have to haul & store it, but I can’t bring myself slime the sheets by not washing again, either.

[dighton]

Next time I’ll append a Surgeon-General's warning.

;-)

[ApplegateRanch]

Well, now I know the answer to the age-old question: “What do you get, if you cross EST with Scientology?”

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Larry Craig, meet Ronnie Earle. Ronnie Earle, Larry Craig.