Posted on 10/21/2007 10:48:36 AM PDT by propertius
A British engineer judged a beauty contest, appeared on national television and shook hands with the Russian President after being mistaken for an international rock star.
Neil Smith, 52, was working as the electrical projects manager at a new steelworks in Siberia when he suddenly became the subject of everyone's attention.
He was halfway through a month long stay at a hotel in the industrial town of Sayangorsk when he assumed his unexpected celebrity status.
Confusion arose when something was lost in translation during a conversation he had with a wealthy hotel owner through an interpreter.
"One minute I was just getting on with my job and the next I was getting the red carpet treatment and people seemed to think I was famous back home," Mr Smith, from Rotherham, South Yorkshire, said.
Although he explained he once played bass guitar in a club band, he was to be publicly presented as a rock star contemporary of The Rolling Stones.
"I just got swept along with it and in the end I daren't admit the truth," he said.
"It was totally surreal being interviewed on TV and then meeting Vladimir Putin."
The identity crisis happened when he had been transferred to stay in a remote hunting lodge because his hotel had to be cleared to make for Russian VIPs on an official visit.
Mr Smith said: "There was absolutely nothing to do in the evenings apart from drink in the bar so I got talking to the owner, who was some wealthy Russian with numerous business interests.
"As we talked with the receptionist acting as interpreter I mentioned I came from South Yorkshire and I used to be a bass player in clubs around the country when I was younger - I meant working men's clubs and places like that.
"He was interested and he asked if I would be a judge in a little competition so I said I would and assumed it probably meant casting his eye over a few acts at a local bar."
When the big night arrived, however, he was taken by limousine to a venue the size of the Albert Hall in Siberia's main city of Abakan.
He was met by TV crews and well-dressed visitors and walked down a red carpet before being ushered inside.
Mr Smith said: "I was seated at a long table with six others and suddenly realised I was a judge at the Miss Siberia beauty contest.
"I overheard the manager mentioning my name and then words like Rolling Stones.
"Then when I was introduced to the packed arena they said I was a major international guitarist who has been specially flown in for the event.
"It was a bit late to explain that my stature had been a bit overstated so I just went along with it helped judge the contest before presenting the winners with bouquets and making a speech."
After the contest he was interviewed for Russian television, spent an hour signing autographs and attended an after-show party with the contestants.
He added: "After thinking about it I reckon I was set up by the wealthy Russian guy.
"I suspect that for some reason they needed a judge to replace someone else and it suited him for me to be that person.
"And who in Siberia would know I wasn't an international rock god?"
During a night out in Abakan a week later he was surrounded by autograph hunting girls who told him they had seen him on television.
Back at work he was placed at the end of a long line of people to meet an official delegation when he shook hands with President Putin.
"We exchanged greetings and then he was gone. Now I know why my original hotel was emptied," he said.
lol.
reminds me of the time my friend and her husband - named Warren Beattie - took a trip to Scotland.
They arrived at their hotel to red carpet treatment - until the hotel realized he wasn't "THE" WB...
This story is definitely going to give people ideas....
Borat in reverse...
During a night out in Abakan a week later he was surrounded by autograph hunting girls who told him they had seen him on television.
Somehow I suspect that he found something to do during the last half of his stay in Siberia ...
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