[Thrownatbirth]

I'm not quiting smoking because the tax revenue I generate reflects my truly virtuous nature regardless of how many hair-brained schemes they throw my money away on.

Although naming the bridge or highway I personally paid for after me would be nice. :-)

[Eric Blair 2084]

Don’t roll your own or buy Native American smokes.

Buy cigarettes from the convenience store for the children. You are a good man. These non smokers are careless brutes who don’t care about the chilruns.