And she's also a genius...
Posted on 11/02/2007 1:36:53 AM PDT by eastern
Russian IT professionals have come out with an unusual device – a keyboard, suitable for girls with blonde hair, who are considered to be less smart than girls with other hair colours (by folklore).
The unique keyboard has got nonstandard symbols on its buttons, aimed at making their functions easier for understanding. For instance, the “Enter” button is called “The biggest button” or “Yes” button. The “Space” button carried the proud name of “The longest button”. Functional “F” buttons are called “useless” buttons, and “Esc” is marked with “No!”.
However, there exists no scientific explanation for the fact why blonde girls are considered to be intellectually challenged compared to girls with other hair colours.
This is a brilliant gag item, but over thought. I predict it’ll take about five seconds before an American comes up with stickers to convert traditional keyboards into “Blonde Keyboards.”
This should be the keyboard for liberals.
The keyboard for liberals has to have a TAX-IT button, a REGULATE-IT button, and a BLAME-BUSH button.
If a Blonde Barbie comes with it, I’ll take it.
Giggling...
Those would be shortcut keys!
Very Nice.
http://oldi.ru/catalog/show.php?idx=18212&cod=101632&pgf=%2Fcatalog%2Fsearch.php%3Fstr%3D%25E1%25EB%25EE%25ED
Only costs US$26.
Great gag gift.
And she's also a genius...
I want one!
You have multiple "glamorous blonde friends", and yet at 5:48 AM you're posting on FReep? You need to put the keyboard down more often.... ;-)
Holy Toledo! That's quite a set of brains she's got there.
Someone’s gonna make a lot of money selling stickers that replicate those keys. Throw in a CD with screensaver, audio prompts, etc. and it’s a big seller!
OK. You can have one for Christmas.
I was looking at the selection in #9.
I want one!
Only good boys get those, and then they become bad boys.
Well, you forget that there are other countries in the world apart from America :) I’m in Russia now and it was about noon when I posted it.
..."but won't the butter fall through the hole?"
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