How to Handle a Telemarketer (This is Hysterical)

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[Dallas]

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[irishtenor]

I also answer with “Bob’s roadkill grill. You kill ‘em, we grill ‘em.”

[gitmo]

That’s got to be the funniest thing I’ve heard in years. Thank you.

[cajungirl]

I have never heard anything this funny! Thanks a lot,,hysterical!

[Polynikes]

I sometimes used to answer the telemarketers with “Soviet Consulate, Green St. State the nature of your business Comrade” in a heavy Russian accent. San Francisco residents will recognize the location. Alternately start to breath heavily and ask them what they are wearing. Usually gets a quick hang up LOL :~)

[cajungirl]

I regularly tell telemarketers that I am dead or abroad for an extended time.

[Conservative4Ever]

This guy is hysterical. I have heard other calls he has done. Very funny stuff.

[cajungirl]

You have to listen to this tape,,I nearly died laughing.

[RebelTex]

DONE - added to Humor Ping list.

and several hundred call lists, heheh. (just kidding)

:^D

[Shimmer]

I see you are just the person to handle the humor ping list!
lol

[Shimmer]

Put it this way, I wish I’d gone to the bathroom BEFORE I listened to this!

[sauropod]

home

[hoosierham]

A telemarketer and a Freeper?

TILT!TILT!

[advertising guy]

self ping

[hoosierham]

The caller asking for the serial number on the copier will ship over-priced supplies to your company based on that info,claiming you authorized the shipment.I told on e such criminal to get an honest job and hung up;he called back and started cussing me(click).Businesses waste millions dealing with telemarketers and the scum from high-interest card and payday loan companies calling to harass poor employees who fell into those traps.

May their hell be filled with telemarketers all calling each other selling ice water futures.

[BlackHood55]

Don’t you remember my “absolutely not” response. It worked well then.

[r-q-tek86]

a funny one for you