Posted on 11/25/2007 5:32:41 AM PST by rvoitier
If you're really into battling Global Warming...
Alright! No more need to buy carbon credits!
Ping!
Wonder if they make them in cow sizes also?
Well methane is a more powerful greenhouse gas than CO2.
Pull my finger...
Shouldn’t this be in Breaking Wind News?
I can't believe what I just heard.
Latest Weather Channel Headline.
GORE’S GLOBAL FLATULENCE INVADES THE HOLIDAYS!
(The desert is still recovering from Blazing Saddles)
The Original Vintage International Windbreaking Contest Audio CD makes a great gift for the true farting enthusiast. This world famous lost-recording pits champion, Lord Windesmere of Whopping Foghole, England against cabbage-loving challenger, Paul Boomer. The hysterical point system rates the Wind Breaking which blows the roof off. You will laugh so hard you'll wish you were there - with a gas mask of course!
About 50 years ago some zany British radio personalities recorded the First International Crepitating (loud body function) Contest. Never released to the mass market because of its (gaseous) content, the recording has survived because it's just too funny to "waft" away.
This is an audio CD which can be used in a CD player or computer.
This CD actually exists and is every bit as hilarious as described. I hear about the original recording in 1965 from a fraternity brother and only found it recently at T.J. Wiseman, Ltd. The URL is:
http://www.thefartmachine.com/wind-cd.htm
The price per CD is $9.99. It's a great gag (pun intended) gift.
Thanks for honoring a world-class film. (Check the tagline...)
ROTFLMAO! Thank-you!
You can find a serviceable free copy of “The Crepitation Contest” at one of the links here:
http://www.vulgarwind.com/twain.html
It also has a decent copy of Mark Twain’s infamous short story “1601”, written as a rebuttal to a newspaper reader who complained about his too-folksy prose.
“how ‘bout more beans Mr Taggart? (Mr Taggart) I’d say you had enough”
Beeno is ineffective.(My wife was spiking my food with the stuff,didn’t help)
I noticed the Allstate Insurance commercial that ran just before Thanksgiving stated that "Allstate supports Carbon Credits", (and I believe they also said that they financially support them).
Glad that Allstate in not in my future...!
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I am fond of telling my female residents that ladies toot and men fart.
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