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Farting damage control for the holidays
Ubergizmo ^ | November 20, 2007

Posted on 11/25/2007 5:32:41 AM PST by rvoitier

If you're really into battling Global Warming...


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"...working hard to neutralize whatever personal greenhouse emissions you might have..."

Alright! No more need to buy carbon credits!

Click for (w)hole story.

1 posted on 11/25/2007 5:32:41 AM PST by rvoitier
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To: ErnBatavia; wazoo1031; martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows; EveningStar

Ping!


2 posted on 11/25/2007 5:34:07 AM PST by Allegra (Greetings from a kinder, gentler Iraq. God bless US and Coalition Forces.)
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To: rvoitier

Wonder if they make them in cow sizes also?


3 posted on 11/25/2007 5:35:25 AM PST by flynmudd (Proud Navy Mom to OSSA Blalock-USS Ramage DDG61)
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To: rvoitier

Well methane is a more powerful greenhouse gas than CO2.


4 posted on 11/25/2007 5:36:42 AM PST by Always Right
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5 posted on 11/25/2007 5:36:51 AM PST by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: rvoitier

Pull my finger...


6 posted on 11/25/2007 5:38:09 AM PST by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: rvoitier

Shouldn’t this be in Breaking Wind News?


7 posted on 11/25/2007 5:38:37 AM PST by Glenn (Free Venezuela!)
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To: billorites
{RRRRRRRRRRRRRRIP!}

I can't believe what I just heard.

8 posted on 11/25/2007 5:39:20 AM PST by steveegg (I am John Doe, and a monthly donor)
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To: rvoitier

Latest Weather Channel Headline.
GORE’S GLOBAL FLATULENCE INVADES THE HOLIDAYS!
(The desert is still recovering from Blazing Saddles)


9 posted on 11/25/2007 5:53:32 AM PST by rusureitflies? (OSAMA BIN LADEN IS DEAD! There, I said it. Prove me wrong.)
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To: rvoitier
From the website of T.J. Wiseman, Ltd.: The International Wind Breaking Contest CD

The Original Vintage International Windbreaking Contest Audio CD makes a great gift for the true farting enthusiast. This world famous lost-recording pits champion, Lord Windesmere of Whopping Foghole, England against cabbage-loving challenger, Paul Boomer. The hysterical point system rates the Wind Breaking which blows the roof off. You will laugh so hard you'll wish you were there - with a gas mask of course!

About 50 years ago some zany British radio personalities recorded the First International Crepitating (loud body function) Contest. Never released to the mass market because of its (gaseous) content, the recording has survived because it's just too funny to "waft" away.

This is an audio CD which can be used in a CD player or computer.

This CD actually exists and is every bit as hilarious as described. I hear about the original recording in 1965 from a fraternity brother and only found it recently at T.J. Wiseman, Ltd. The URL is:

http://www.thefartmachine.com/wind-cd.htm

The price per CD is $9.99. It's a great gag (pun intended) gift.

10 posted on 11/25/2007 6:02:28 AM PST by libstripper
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(The desert is still recovering from Blazing Saddles)

Thanks for honoring a world-class film. (Check the tagline...)

11 posted on 11/25/2007 6:04:47 AM PST by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.....)
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To: billorites

ROTFLMAO! Thank-you!


12 posted on 11/25/2007 6:08:04 AM PST by stimpy17 (Home of the free because of the Brave.)
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To: libstripper

You can find a serviceable free copy of “The Crepitation Contest” at one of the links here:

http://www.vulgarwind.com/twain.html

It also has a decent copy of Mark Twain’s infamous short story “1601”, written as a rebuttal to a newspaper reader who complained about his too-folksy prose.


13 posted on 11/25/2007 6:17:36 AM PST by jiggyboy (Ten per cent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
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To: rvoitier

“how ‘bout more beans Mr Taggart? (Mr Taggart) I’d say you had enough”


14 posted on 11/25/2007 6:19:34 AM PST by mrmargaritaville
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To: billorites

Beeno is ineffective.(My wife was spiking my food with the stuff,didn’t help)


15 posted on 11/25/2007 6:46:35 AM PST by Farmer Dean (168 grains of instant conflict resolution)
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Alright! No more need to buy carbon credits!

I noticed the Allstate Insurance commercial that ran just before Thanksgiving stated that "Allstate supports Carbon Credits", (and I believe they also said that they financially support them).

Glad that Allstate in not in my future...!

16 posted on 11/25/2007 7:01:02 AM PST by Las Vegas Dave ("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." Hillary Clinton, June 2004.)
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To: rvoitier

17 posted on 11/25/2007 7:04:28 AM PST by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
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18 posted on 11/25/2007 7:05:17 AM PST by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
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"Tard" refers to the ping list members and not to the subject of the thread.

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19 posted on 11/25/2007 9:53:58 AM PST by EveningStar
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To: rvoitier; Petronski

I am fond of telling my female residents that ladies toot and men fart.


20 posted on 11/25/2007 9:58:22 AM PST by cyborg (Long Island Half Marathon finisher!)
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