Posted on 12/03/2007 8:08:49 AM PST by Nick Thimmesch
What were the funniest things politicians said in 2007?
Last year we brought you the Top Ten Funniest Quotes by Politicians in 2006. This year we’re going to top that by going one better — the Top Ten Funniest Quotes By Politicians In 2007.
That’s really all the set-up this annual feature needs. You can figure out the rest. But note: Because you’re all very busy people, as a reader service we reverse the list. The funniest quote is on top, the 10th funniest quote is down below. Hope that saves some time.
Now, without further hilarious explanation, the top ten funniest quotes by politicians in 2007:
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Hey: “It’s funny”....
pathetic
Schumer’s imaginary friends and Hillary’s channeled visitations should get together for dinner!
How many of ‘em were trying to be funny?
MATTHEWS: If you were on a medieval rack right now during the Inquisition, Patrick Buchanan, and I know you know the history...
BUCHANAN: Right.
MATTHEWS: ... and Torquemada himself was turning the screws and your arms were falling off and you were forced to choose between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, what would you belt out in pain and suffering?
BUCHANAN: As to who would be the better president of the United States?
MATTHEWS: Who would you vote for, if you to vote under such excruciating circumstances?
BUCHANAN: I`d say, Keep turning the screws.
Typical Socialistic cant that leaves out the coercive requirements to achieve this goal and the confusion between charity and governmental intervention.
“We’ve got to make sure that people who have more money help the people who have less money. If you had a whole pizza, and your friend had no pizza, would you give him a slice?””
What a bunch of $hit that answer was. Should be “If you had a pizza, we’re going to take 40% of the slices away and give them to someone else.”
Over time, Obama has refined this to more accurately portray reality. It now goes thusly:
We’ve got to make sure that people who have more money help the people who have less money. If you had a whole pizza, and your friend had no pizza, wouldn't you like for me to take half of your pizza and give one slice to your friend so he won't have to get up and go to the frige by himself? And then I'll give the rest of the pizza to my cronies to build highways that you'll never drive on, and maybe a bridge somewhere with my name on it. Oh yeah, and for farm subsidies! And a mink farm! And...”
“We’ve got to make sure that people who have more money help the people who have less money. If you had a whole pizza, and your friend had no pizza, would you give him a slice?”
Five-year old:
"Probly."
"But if you tried to take it away from me to give it to him yourself, I'll probly kick you in the *****!"
ROFL....Spit take.
Please note: I am NOT this MortMan ;-P
Although, if it’s funny, maybe I should claim credit...
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