Posted on 12/03/2007 6:55:44 PM PST by IPWGOP
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Dec. 3, 2007... based on the following news stories:
"it is aeronautically impossible for the bumblebee to fly.
Huckabee on taking wing
high-flying Mike Huckabee likens his political ascension to the flight of a bumblebee
'Bumblebee' Baptist defies political gravity
Huckabee coverage in the UK Times...
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Defeat Rudy McRomkabee.
Half a bee, philosophically, must, ipso facto, half not be.
But half the bee
has got to be,
vis a vis
its entity - do you see?
But can a bee
be said to be
or not to be
an entire bee
when half the bee
is not a bee
due to some ancient injury?
Singing...
La dee dee, 1 2 3,
Michael the half a bee.
A B C D E F G,
Michael the half a bee.
Is this retched demi-bee,
half asleep upon my knee,
some freak from a menagerie?
No! It’s Michael the half a bee.
Fiddle dee dum,
Fiddle dee dee,
Michael the half bee.
Ho ho ho,
Tee hee hee,
Michael the half a bee.
I love this hive employee-ee-ee [with buzzing in background]
bisected accidentally
one summer afternoon by me
I love him carnally.
He loves him carnally... [together]
...semi-carnally
[spoken]
The end
“Cyril Connelly?”
No! “Semi-carnally”
Oh!
(c) by Monty Python, with apologies - well, not really, but anyway...
“it is aeronautically impossible for the bumblebee to fly.
However, the bumblebee, being unaware of these
scientific facts, goes ahead and flies anyway.”
Okay, another reason to dislike Huck and to know he will be an election disaster... The above is simple mythology. The fact that something happens is proof enough that it isnt ‘impossible’, and scientists have indeed figured out how insects fly.
Kewl!! Thanks, Sarge!
You’re on a roll! ;*)
To Huck, or not to Huck,
That is the question.
Tis nobler in the eyes of ....
(I forget the rest)
When I heard him reiterste that old saw, he should have stopped where you did. BUMBLE BEES making HONEY???
Not where This country girl comes from.
The man can’t seem to keep his foot out of his mouth.
I'd say that disputes over the plausibility of a bumblebee being able to fly are just about as valid a reason for hating Mike Huckabee as most of the stuff I read on FR these days.
It’s the Gomer in him coming out ...
Anyone with a bit of scientific knowledge will hear that nonsense and go “Hey, it’s that creationist Gomer saying silly stuff again.”
Kind of like this - HUCKABEE CLAIMS GOD IS HELPING HIM RISE IN THE POLLS ....
http://www.falwell.com/index.cfm?PID=16037
“Mr. Huckabee also said that Divine providence was responsible for his recent surge in the polls in Iowa”
h/t
http://www.redstate.com/blogs/gop84/2007/dec/03/major_huckabee_endorsement
I’ve heard of “God is my co-pilot” “God is my campaign manager”?
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