University Research Study: Santa Claus story is detrimental to child development.

rb ver. 2.0 ^ | 12/4/07 | rb ver. 2.0 satire

[LiteKeeper]

This is a spoof - right?

[phatus maximus]

“The Don Imus-Rutgers incident exposed the slang term ‘Ho’ to the general public as a slur for ‘whore’. Santa’s dialogue in any conversation begins or ends in ‘Ho, Ho Ho!’ and the probability of a child having been exposed to the Imus story is greater than not. Santa’s favorite euphemism could be construed to have an alternate meaning which could confuse a child”, Dr. Huma-Humpur said. “There might be a question in a child’s mind that Santa is spending time with a bunch of prostitutes”, she added.

I’ve yet to meet a 6 year old who is pondering “does Santa mean whore, whore, whore when he says ho, ho, ho?”

Sigh...what has been put into the koolaid?

[Rb ver. 2.0]

Ping.

[Tax-chick]

LOL! Looks like it worked!

[BigCinBigD]

Satire or not. That whole area needs to slide in to the ocean.

[never4get]

...the stupidity of Moonbat liberals knows no bounds.

[Little Ray]

Little Ray’s Observations

Many (most?) universities are detrimental to the development of young adults.

[CT-Freeper]

And the whole “He knows when you’ve been sleeping, he knows when you’re awake...” theme is just preparing children to be subservient to domestic spying by the CIA and NSA. Santa contracts the sleigh to the National Reconnaissance Office for the other 364 days a year.

Correct lyrics are: He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake...”

[The_Reader_David]

I guess you missed the satire notice and very silly surnames.

[Flash Bazbeaux]

“but if a child found a real hammer and began beating on things it could result in injury to themself or other children”.

I got news for you, folks, Flash Jr., (who was born in Berkeley, BTW) and is just a bit older than Cindy Lou Who, knew how to beat on things with a hammer long before he knew who Santa was. And I’ve got it on the very best authority that Santa is BRINGING him a hammer, and something to bang with it, on Christmas day.

[Uncle Hal]

Folks you cannot make this stuff up. The inmates are running the insane asylum/

[SunkenCiv]

sexual innuendo, labor exploitation and a blatant ignorance of global warming

Looks like some sociologists belong on the unemployment line. Of course, I didn't check, it's probably a bit of satire...

[Berosus]

Now what about the Hanukkah Harry story? A Jewish friend of mine once showed me his Hanukkah Harry stocking. It’s white with blue Stars of David on it, and says “Shalom” on the top!