First, a homeless child rape suspect turned violent in a Seminole County courtroom.First, I thought he was talking about a homeless child who was a rape suspect.
Then, I thought he was talking about a person suspected of raping homeless children.
Then, on the third parse, I got what this idiot reporter was trying to say:
the suspect, a homeless man accused raping a child, ...
First, I thought he was talking about a homeless child who was a rape suspect.
Then, I thought he was talking about a person suspected of raping homeless children.
Then, on the third parse, I got what this idiot reporter was trying to say:
the suspect, a homeless man, accused of raping a child, ...
Amazing! The idiot newsperson/proofreader who wrote this probably got nothing but "A's" all the way through public school too.
He strangled her so much it left bruises on her face and insect bites all over her body
While I have no sympathy for the rapist, strangling the child did not cause insect bites.
Yes. It was a very poorly written article. I, too, had to read the thing several times to figure it out.