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To: Daffynition
First, a homeless child rape suspect turned violent in a Seminole County courtroom.
First, I thought he was talking about a homeless child who was a rape suspect.

Then, I thought he was talking about a person suspected of raping homeless children.

Then, on the third parse, I got what this idiot reporter was trying to say:

the suspect, a homeless man accused raping a child, ...

5 posted on 12/09/2007 6:55:51 AM PST by samtheman
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To: samtheman
of?
13 posted on 12/09/2007 7:04:40 AM PST by ASA Vet
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To: samtheman
First, a homeless child rape suspect turned violent in a Seminole County courtroom.

First, I thought he was talking about a homeless child who was a rape suspect.

Then, I thought he was talking about a person suspected of raping homeless children.

Then, on the third parse, I got what this idiot reporter was trying to say:

the suspect, a homeless man, accused of raping a child, ...

Amazing! The idiot newsperson/proofreader who wrote this probably got nothing but "A's" all the way through public school too.

14 posted on 12/09/2007 7:10:13 AM PST by Don Corleone (Leave the gun..take the cannoli)
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To: samtheman
Not only the reporter but the prosecutor as well:

He strangled her so much it left bruises on her face and insect bites all over her body

While I have no sympathy for the rapist, strangling the child did not cause insect bites.

19 posted on 12/09/2007 7:17:36 AM PST by Graybeard58 ( Remember and pray for SSgt. Matt Maupin - MIA/POW- Iraq since 04/09/04)
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To: samtheman

Yes. It was a very poorly written article. I, too, had to read the thing several times to figure it out.


58 posted on 12/09/2007 8:47:32 AM PST by gitmo (From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.)
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