Lawyer: Noose fishing knot needs to be abolished

rb ver. 2.0 satire ^ | 12/9/07 | rb ver. 2.0 satire

[GOPJ]

It’s got to be satire. It’s too stupid even for the usual lame liberal thinking.

[infocom]

Fishing hooks—what about ties? Each morning millions of white (and a large number of black) male Americans perform a daily hate crime by tying pieces of silk, ployester, and many other fabrics into a noose! Ted Kennedy must put a stop to this.

[ShadowDancer]

It’s too stupid even for the usual lame liberal thinking.

Hahahahaha.

Nothing more follows.

[Rb ver. 2.0]

Just go ahead and rub it in,

[marktwain]

Yes, this is satire. But the fact that I had to look shows how far off the track this country has gone into political correctness.

[Buffettfan]

This kind of self limiting nonsensical thinking along with the black crime rate is why blacks will never get ahead in this country.

[Gator113]

While it was absolutely insane, because many might actually believe in this junk, the story did make me laugh and laugh some more. ;>)

Oh the shame I feel shakes me to my very soul, it floods my face with a river of tears, it haunts my every thought with all of those things I never did but must now atone for, even in my innocence. Oh the overwhelming pain of it all.

Can I ever escape the pain and horror of my own blood, or should I simply surrender to the ever growing temptation to yield to the apparent wishes of the ‘downtrodden’, who seem to want me to become a vile racist?

What shall I ever do for repentance, and how might I ever live with all of this guilt? Must I feel the rage of those who think of me as dirty, when I drag a fallen tree by a “chain” behind my tractor or pickup? Should I see the same shame of my ancestors deeds when I put a white sheet on my bed? Might it be better for me to cry and think of my ancestors sins, each time I down a bird with my ‘shotgun’?

Signed:
Guilt ridden White Boy....sob, sob, sob.

PS. Yes, I did notice that it was satire. ;>)

[Disambiguator]

It’s got to be satire. It’s too stupid even for the usual lame liberal thinking.

Don't be so sure. Yesterday's satire becomes today's news.

[ShadowDancer]

Got some Cuervo and lime to go with that?

[tet68]

Palomar is stronger and faster tool.

[tet68]

Palomar is stronger and faster too.

[raygun]

and we're not even getting into that the only worthwhile boat is one having downriggers.

Point is, here, that knot tying is important.

[norton]

I'm seeing a great graphic there:
If you can add a catfish and a tree.

[girlangler]

I always use the Palmor knot.

Dang, I ‘bout died laughing at the comments from freepers that didn’t realize this was satire.

Thanks for the thread Rb ver. 2.0

[CrappieLuck]

Descendants of Horse thieves are equally offended but they don’t get the press

[billhilly]

“Im going blackfishing with a cinch knot - call the police.”

Can’t we all just quit carping?

[billhilly]

Lawyer: Noose fishing knot needs to be abolished
rb ver. 2.0 satire ^ | 12/9/07 | rb ver. 2.0 satire

[BlueDragon]

OO-KAY! We're at the spot now...

Throw the jigs over!