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DFU SONG - CHRISTMAS 2007: All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth (I want a waterboard)
DFU Christmas parody songs 2007 ^ | 12-12-07 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 12/12/2007 9:58:28 AM PST by doug from upland

NOTE: as I have traditionally done, Christmas songs telling the news of the day will only be the secular songs.
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2007 DFU CHRISTMAS PARODIES:

OVER THE RIVER AND THROUGH THE WOODS
IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS
PARADE OF THE WOODEN SOLDIERS
I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS
GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER
RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER
CHIPMUNK CHRISTMAS SONG
LET IT SNOW
DECK THE HALLS
I'M GETTIN' NUTHIN' FOR CHRISTMAS
WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
UP ON THE HOUSETOP
SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER
WINTER WONDERLAND

MIDI - ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MY TWO FRONT TEETH

All I want for Christmas is a waterboard, a waterboard, yes, a waterboard
All I want for Christmas is a waterboard...because it gets the bad guys talking

If we have caught a terrorist, who plans great destruction of our nation
In 30 seconds he will blab...we get the information

All I want for Christmas is a waterboard, a waterboard, yes, a waterboard
All I want for Christmas is a waterboard...it will get the bad guys talking


All I want for Christmas is a waterboard, a waterboard, yes, a waterboard
All I want for Christmas is a waterboard...it will get the bad guys talking
All I want for Christmas is a waterboard...it will get the bad guys talking


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: kennedy; waterboard

1 posted on 12/12/2007 9:58:31 AM PST by doug from upland
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To: Yaelle; Henchster

ping


2 posted on 12/12/2007 10:19:00 AM PST by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: doug from upland

Oldsmobile, Doug, you idiot!


3 posted on 12/12/2007 10:22:56 AM PST by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: doug from upland

DFU, you rule


4 posted on 12/12/2007 10:36:56 AM PST by wastedyears (One Marine vs. 550 consultants. Sounds like good odds to me.)
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To: doug from upland

Since waterboarding is actually part of the SERE training some of our troops get, it is now obvious to all that Democrats want to treat terrorists better than our own troops.


5 posted on 12/12/2007 11:25:59 AM PST by Henchster (Free Republic - the BEST site on the web!)
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To: Henchster

Of course. They like terrorists more than our own troops.


6 posted on 12/12/2007 11:26:52 AM PST by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: doug from upland
"OLDMOBILE"

You just need to break it up for Teddy:

OLD
MO(fo)
BILE

7 posted on 12/12/2007 11:27:47 AM PST by Henchster (Free Republic - the BEST site on the web!)
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To: doug from upland

When Waterboarding Works(Byron York)
The Hill ^ | December 13, 2007 | Byron York

Posted on 12/13/2007 5:56:07 AM PST by kellynla

About a year ago, I had dinner with a man who played a key role in the U.S. war on terror.

The talk turned to allegations of torture. He said that our policy should be that we do not torture. And we should adhere to that policy.

Unless, that is, a truly special situation comes up and we decide that we have to violate that policy in an extremely narrow set of circumstances.

Then, we explain what we did — by that, I think he meant the executive branch would be open with members of Congress — and move on.

What he couldn’t understand was the determination, on the part of some lawmakers, to pass a law that would deal with any and all situations in the future. It’s just not possible.

I thought of that this week when John Kiriakou, a former CIA interrogator, went public with the story of how U.S. officials dealt with Abu Zubaydah, the logistical chief of al Qaeda and a top planner of Sept. 11.

Kiriakou told his story to ABC News’s Brian Ross, and the network posted the full, unedited text of the interview on its website.

Zubaydah was captured in Pakistan in 2002. Shot three times before being caught, his life was saved by U.S. doctors. When he recovered, Kiriakou was among the first to speak to him.

Zubaydah was talkative, but he gave the CIA no usable intelligence.

CIA interrogators tried a variety of techniques of escalating severity on Zubaydah. Each one had to be specifically authorized in advance at the highest levels of the CIA.

Still, Zubaydah resisted. Finally the interrogation worked its way up to waterboarding.

“Was it used on Zubaydah?” Ross asked Kiriakou.

“It was.”

“And was it successful?”

“It was.”

After the waterboarding session, Zubaydah was a different man. “He told his interrogator that Allah had visited him in his cell during the night,” Kiriakou said, “and told him to cooperate because his cooperation would make it easier on the other brothers who had been captured.” U.S. interrogators, fearing another major attack — remember, this was just months after 9/11 — worked fast. According to Kiriakou, Zubaydah provided information that helped stop a number of al Qaeda actions.

“So in your view the waterboarding broke him?” Ross asked.

“I think it did, yes.”

“And did it make a difference?”

“It did. The threat information that he provided disrupted a number of attacks, maybe dozens of attacks.”

“No doubt about that? That’s not some hype?”

“No doubt.”

Kiriakou didn’t actually do the waterboarding. He declined to be trained in how to do it — although he actually underwent the technique as part of his preparation.

Since 2002, he has changed his mind about it.

Back then, he thought waterboarding was necessary. “As time has passed,” he told Ross, “I think I’ve changed my mind. And I think that waterboarding is probably something that we shouldn’t be in the business of doing.”

But he conceded his mind could change again.

“What happens if we don’t waterboard a person and we don’t get that nugget of information, and there’s an attack on a -— on a movie theater or a shopping mall or in midtown Manhattan, you know, at rush hour?” Kiriakou asked, apparently of himself. “Then — then what do we do? I would have trouble forgiving myself.”

According to most reports, the CIA waterboarded two people — Zubaydah and Khalid Sheik Mohammed, the mastermind of 9/11. In the end, Ross asked, did Kiriakou think it was worth it?

“Yes.”


8 posted on 12/13/2007 7:46:13 AM PST by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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