Man blames car wreck on prehistoric winged reptile (Pterodactyl)

HeraldNet ^ | 12/29/2007 | Rachel Schleif

[dayglored]

WENATCHEE -- A 29-year-old Wenatchee man told police a pterodactyl caused him to drive his car into a light pole about 11:30 p.m. Thursday.

Wenatchee police cited the man with first-degree negligent driving. A breathalyzer test showed "a minimal amount of alcohol," said Wenatchee police Sgt. Cherie Smith. ...

When police asked the man what caused the accident, his one-word answer was "pterodactyl," Smith said. A pterodactyl was a giant winged reptile that lived more than 65 million years ago.

[HelloooClareece]

Just last night I caught a Monsterquest called “Birdzilla” and it had people from all over claiming to see giant pterosaur-type birds.

[do the dhue]

I would say that this feller picked a bad week to quit doing what ever he was doing that made him see a Pterodactyl or a huge flying moonbat.

[jakester]

I use the George Foreman Pterodactyl cooker and drain the grease into my SUV. Makes that baby fly!

[two-edged-sword]

It may have been Hillary’s Flying Monkeys.
(sorry don’t know how to put picture here)

[444Flyer]

“Uhhhhh, the Pterodactyl ate my homework...”

[444Flyer]

“Hint to law enforcement:

It wasn’t alcohol.”

Police report: When asked if the suspect had consumed any alchoholic beverages He replied, “No dude, but I consumed 37 Green label Monster drinks in as many minutes because a friend dared me to.”

[stormer]

Here's a photo taken a couple of miles from Wenatchee.

[SubMareener]

This happened in a Stargate SG1 episode where SG1 brings a device that makes normally invisible extra-dimensional beings visible to infected people.

[ValerieTexas]

I saw a gigantic bird flying low over a neighborhood in Waco about 8 years ago. It stopped briefly on a tree in a friend’s backyard and looked prehistoric to me. It was unreasonably huge, and as it flew off slowly it cast a shadow that darkened the house -— and of course that was before I had a digital camera.

[pcottraux]

"What a way to start the New Year" ping.

[ValerieTexas]

That wasn’t Martin and Lewis, it was Lewis and Clark.

*snicker

Here’s your pfinger!

[SunkenCiv]

This is all related somehow to the drunk’s unresolved Oedipal complex.

[ashtanga]

Surely he misidentified Batboy.

[El Sordo]

Hey, we’ve all been there.

[dayglored]

> Hey, we’ve all been there.

Yeah, but not all of us stayed there.

[dynachrome]

If you haven’t seen this for the crypto list...
Yikes!

[EBH]

Sightings of mysterious giant bird continue in San Antonio

Web Posted: 07/28/2007 01:30 AM CDT

Joe Conger
KENS 5 Eyewitness News

“What’s interesting is that the reports of these giant, raptor-like birds do continue into modern times,” said Gerhard, a cryptozoologist.

http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/metro/stories/MYSA072707.mysterybird.KENS.ba5c450e.html

[EBH]

ping to 118

[JZelle]

“There is a fella that has a remote controlled pterodactyl. Wonder if he was out causing some mischief. I don’t know where he’s located, though.”

It’s that damn Professor Falken! He still lives somewhere out in Idaho, and he doesn’t want to be bothered!