Google: you are too sexy for your pants

chinadaily.com.cn ^ | 2007-12-27

[razorback-bert]

Eurotrash offended by nudity, get out of here.

[dayglored]

> Hey, I wonder how some of this stuff would look on ME?

AARRGGGH! MY EYES!

Lacy things, the wife is missin’
Didn’t ask, her permission
I’m wearin’ her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walkin’ ‘round in women’s underwear

In the store, there’s a teddy
Little straps, like spaghetti
It holds me so tight
Like handcuffs at night
Walkin’ ‘round in women’s underwear

In the office there’s a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
He’ll say, “Are you ready?” I’ll say, “Whoa Man!”
“Let’s wait until our wives are out of town!”

Later on, if you wanna
We can dress, like Madonna
Put on some eyeshade
And join the parade
Walkin’ ‘round in women’s underwear

Lacy things- missin’
Didn’t ask- permission
Wearin’ her clothes
Silk pantyhose
Walkin’ ‘round in women’s underwear
Walkin’ ‘round in women’s underwear
Walkin’ ‘round in women’s underwear

[Disambiguator]

Folks, Goggle is a private business.

They have an outstanding line of protective eyewear.

There's even a canine version!

[skinkinthegrass]

...they’re just “taking everything” to the ‘lowest common denominator’, to avoid offending Islamofacists in the EU.

[Caramelgal]

Here's the picture:

I am very offended! How dare you post that picture of me that I sent you without my permission!

Uh, you can see a lot more flesh on most daily European newspapers. This makes no sense. Plus it's hardly provacative.

Seriously, (that’s not really me :),) and I didn’t watch it, but saw the promos for the Victoria’s Secret “Fashion” show that aired on network TV and that was just as provocative.

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

What a setup you were handed!!

[Screaming_Gerbil]

When I first heard about the song, I figured it had to be really stupid. But when I finally heard it, I had to admit, it was quite a hoot. Here's the YouTube link:

WALKIN' 'ROUND IN WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR - Christmas Parody

[NucSubs]

That’s a fantasy alright. Anorexia Ann could not fill one of those bra cups with both breasts.

[dayglored]

> That’s a fantasy alright. Anorexia Ann could not fill one of those bra cups with both breasts.

Thanks ever so much for that visual image. Now I need to go throw some bleach in my eyes to remove it.

Ann's got her plus points, but womanly shapeliness ain't one of 'em.

[dayglored]

> When I first heard about the song, I figured it had to be really stupid. But when I finally heard it, I had to admit, it was quite a hoot. Here's the YouTube link...

Whoa. Now that'll be stuck in my head all day.

I guess it could be worse... it -is- pretty funny!

[BobS]

Rush made that funny song famous when there was a story about some gay Dem in congress.

[NucSubs]

Agreed.

[WKB]

(Rush made that funny song famous when there was a story about some gay Dem in congress.)

I think it was about Marv Albert the sports caster.

[shiva]

Hey, I wonder how some of this stuff would look on ME?

All you need is Photoshop. Go for it!

[Liberty2007]

I did it wrong

[Anfield Red]

“”Uh, you can see a lot more flesh on most daily European newspapers. This makes no sense. Plus it’s hardly provacative.””

Is right. Page Three (naked breasts) is an institution in one of Britain’s most popular daily newspapers.

[BobS]

"Ann's got her plus points, but womanly shapeliness ain't one of 'em."

That's fine. Little ones are cute. I'll take her out without makeup, just a t-shirt, jeans and sneakers. It's what women would like to do.

[dayglored]

> Little ones are cute.

I agree, BTW. Small-breasted women rock! (That includes most of the women I've dated, and the one I married.) I was commenting on Ann's lack of general curvature overall, not knocking her upper story, which on a more shapely woman would be quite attractive.

[SW6906]

"Anorexia Ann"

Who are you guys talking about?

[peggybac]

Damn. I can’t wait to see what she looks like after a few kids and when her metabolism changes. It’s just not fair. I hate her, I really do.