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Crematorium to keep mourners warm by burning bodies of loved ones
dailymail.co.uk ^
| 7 Jan 2008
| Staff
Posted on 01/07/2008 7:30:55 PM PST by forkinsocket
Heat created by burning the dead at crematoria could be used to keep mourners warm under plans to make funerals more environmentally-friendly.
Instead of letting the gases emitted by cremation escape into the atmosphere, councils want to use them to heat radiators or even generate electricity.
They admit some might find the idea of being kept warm by the remains of their loved-ones macabre.
But there are thought to be no religious objections, and ever-tighter controls on pollution mean such systems could become commonplace.
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; United Kingdom
KEYWORDS: bravenewworld; crematorium; environmentalism; uk
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To: forkinsocket
I thought that was an old Irish joke. “We cremated your uncle. He burned for three days.”
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posted on
01/07/2008 7:40:09 PM PST
by
popdonnelly
(Get Reid. Salazar, and Harkin out of the Senate.)
To: forkinsocket
depending on the fat content this might or might not yield
excess heat. fat fires tend to be sooty and clog chimneys which is why crems keep their retorts at high temps.
also makes ash recovery easier on the staff.
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posted on
01/07/2008 7:40:20 PM PST
by
rahbert
To: digger48
I am sorry, but that was pretty damned funny.
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posted on
01/07/2008 7:40:53 PM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: forkinsocket
Brings a new meaning to “Put another log on the fire”.....
Of course, if they used a good looking female, well you would say “She’s really hot!”
The funeral song would be “What kind of fuel am I?”
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posted on
01/07/2008 7:41:46 PM PST
by
exit82
(How do you handle Hillary? You Huma her.)
To: forkinsocket
...keep mourners warm by burning bodies of loved ones.It would more in keeping with the sensitivities of the mourners to burn their enemies instead.
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posted on
01/07/2008 7:41:49 PM PST
by
Rudder
To: SIDENET
The fat will be used instead of sterno to warm the buffet at your wake.
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posted on
01/07/2008 7:42:01 PM PST
by
kaboom
To: RosieCotton
Personally, I want my corpse shot into orbit.
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posted on
01/07/2008 7:42:29 PM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: doc1019
Yes, we must make funerals more environmentally friendly. Just bury them; the dusts of time will make them environmentally friendly. Unless they pump the body full of chemicals first.
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posted on
01/07/2008 7:43:00 PM PST
by
Tamar1973
(Riding the Korean Wave, one recipe at a time http://www.youtube.com/Tamar1973)
To: exit82
What, not “Burn, baby, burn”?
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posted on
01/07/2008 7:43:23 PM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: forkinsocket
next they’ll recycle the meat.
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posted on
01/07/2008 7:43:26 PM PST
by
Cinnamon
To: forkinsocket
But there are thought to be no religious objectionsNo religion = no religious objections. Pretty neat how that works.
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posted on
01/07/2008 7:44:58 PM PST
by
keat
(You know who I feel bad for? Arab-Americans who truly want to get into crop-dusting.)
To: forkinsocket
Still not warm? Throw Mama from the train into the furnace.
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posted on
01/07/2008 7:45:30 PM PST
by
Rembrandt
(We would have won Viet Nam w/o Dim interference.)
To: Army Air Corps
Sure, and we’ll finish with “Come on Baby Light My Fire”
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posted on
01/07/2008 7:46:02 PM PST
by
exit82
(How do you handle Hillary? You Huma her.)
To: Cinnamon
put a picture of a smiling Uncle Ben on the can?
To: popdonnelly
My thoughts exactly.
I guess human lampshades of our loved ones are next?
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posted on
01/07/2008 7:47:26 PM PST
by
RatsDawg
(Hsu out the Democrats in 2008!, Go Hsu-less vote GOP)
To: popdonnelly
I know some people who work in a tool store next to the Buffalo crematoriam. They insist that they can always tell when then burn an Italian. You can smell the garlic.
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posted on
01/07/2008 7:47:29 PM PST
by
fhayek
To: exit82
So, when the burners first light, will they play “Start me up”?
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posted on
01/07/2008 7:47:58 PM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: RatsDawg
I guess human lampshades of our loved ones are next?
From the "Yikes!" product line from Ikea.
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posted on
01/07/2008 7:49:14 PM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: Tamar1973
Pumping bodies full of chemicals to preserve them is not my idea. When I die, dump me in a cheap wooden box, dump me in the ground
alas, he is dead.
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posted on
01/07/2008 7:50:08 PM PST
by
doc1019
(Rabbit and the Hare … Fred ‘08)
To: keat
No religion = no religious objections. Pretty neat how that works. Not only that. Aren't these european socialist utopias going gangbusters pushing euthenasia?
Just think: free of religious objections, gets rid of people who "use more than their share" of medical resources, and is obviously WAY environmentally friendly.
I smell a brave new industry!
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posted on
01/07/2008 7:50:57 PM PST
by
SIDENET
(Hubba Hubba...)
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