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Paris heading to Harvard University
World Entertainment News Network ^ | 1-14-2008 | World Entertainment News Network

Posted on 01/14/2008 10:36:52 PM PST by Westlander

Paris Hilton is heading to Harvard University, but not to study she will be named its Woman of the Year.

(Excerpt) Read more at wxyz.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: harvard; hilton; paris; slut
'The Big Easy'
1 posted on 01/14/2008 10:36:54 PM PST by Westlander
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To: Westlander

she’ll be at the lambda lambda lambda house at 2 a.m. to pass out belly jello shots- or just to pass out


2 posted on 01/14/2008 10:42:46 PM PST by robomatik (thompson/hunter '08)
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To: Westlander
Photobucket
3 posted on 01/14/2008 10:52:07 PM PST by lesser_satan (READ MY LIPS: NO NEW RINOS | FRED THOMPSON - DUNCAN HUNTER '08)
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To: lesser_satan

OMG I love that!!!!!!!!!!


4 posted on 01/14/2008 10:53:11 PM PST by peggybac (Tolerance is the virtue of believing in nothing)
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To: robomatik

Will she wash my car?


5 posted on 01/14/2008 11:02:47 PM PST by rebel_yell2
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To: robomatik
No, she'll be at Sigma Delta Tau (SDT)

In Ivy terms, sixty dirty tw*ts.

Har.

6 posted on 01/14/2008 11:03:46 PM PST by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: Congressman Billybob
Fiction can't BEGIN to compare with truth any longer, eh?

What next? She'll be mascot for the Krokodilos?

Haven't laughed this hard in about 2 years.

Best to you, m'friend!

7 posted on 01/14/2008 11:04:33 PM PST by SAJ
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To: rebel_yell2

only for an in-and-out burger. :)


8 posted on 01/14/2008 11:05:14 PM PST by robomatik (thompson/hunter '08)
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To: Westlander

Says a whole lot about Harvard and the Ivy League


9 posted on 01/14/2008 11:09:31 PM PST by PzLdr ("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
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To: robomatik

Ah yes, Hasty Pudding humor at its best. It will be a fun show.


10 posted on 01/14/2008 11:09:55 PM PST by Jack Black
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To: Jack Black

i’m not sure what you mean by “hasty pudding humor” i was merely referencing her tasteless commercial for a burger place in kalifornia. i thought it was in-and-out burger? am i wrong?


11 posted on 01/14/2008 11:13:54 PM PST by robomatik (thompson/hunter '08)
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To: Westlander
Will we be subjected to a new sex video?

Paris does Harvard?

Or maybe, Paris in a Quad?

Harvard must be inane or this thread is Scrappleface!

12 posted on 01/14/2008 11:19:02 PM PST by Candor7 (Fascism? All it takes is for good men to say nothing.)
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To: robomatik

Actually, it was Carl’s Jr.
And they are the best fast food burgers going.

In and Out is in a different class. I don’t think of them in the same light as Carl’s. McDonald’s, Burger King and Jack in the Box. Out of those, Carl’s rules...


13 posted on 01/14/2008 11:19:44 PM PST by Kickass Conservative (Guns don't kill people, gun free zones kill people)
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To: Westlander

In what category?


14 posted on 01/14/2008 11:21:00 PM PST by Paleo Conservative
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To: Kickass Conservative

And no, I have no idea what my last post has to do with Paris Hilton going to visit the pinheads at Harvard.


15 posted on 01/14/2008 11:21:41 PM PST by Kickass Conservative (Guns don't kill people, gun free zones kill people)
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To: Kickass Conservative
thanks for setting me straight.

i can't resist though
"In and Out is in a different class"
are you saying that they are in and out is an inferior class- just like paris? :)

16 posted on 01/14/2008 11:24:38 PM PST by robomatik (thompson/hunter '08)
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To: Candor7

paris does Paris?


17 posted on 01/14/2008 11:25:31 PM PST by robomatik (thompson/hunter '08)
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To: Paleo Conservative
Neurosurgery.


18 posted on 01/14/2008 11:30:02 PM PST by Westlander (Unleash the Neutron Bomb)
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To: robomatik

No, In and Out Burger is a restaurant, not just a fast food place.

Paris Hilton is, well let’s see, she’s a - a - a, too damn skinny and after seeing some of her video, rather boring.
But that’s just my humble opinion.


19 posted on 01/14/2008 11:32:57 PM PST by Kickass Conservative (Guns don't kill people, gun free zones kill people)
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To: robomatik
paris could do Paris, but the harvard club in Paris might put Paris in paris and paris would complain about Paris!Clamydia results.

National Lampoon may be lampoontanging Paris.

In any event, someone at Harvard will be getting a blow job.

20 posted on 01/14/2008 11:35:16 PM PST by Candor7 (Fascism? All it takes is for good men to say nothing.)
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To: Kickass Conservative

the question is, what sort of honorary degree will be bestowed upon paris during her visit?


21 posted on 01/14/2008 11:35:56 PM PST by robomatik (thompson/hunter '08)
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To: Candor7

roflmao


22 posted on 01/14/2008 11:36:35 PM PST by robomatik (thompson/hunter '08)
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To: robomatik
Cinematography...
Best performance using a night shot video camera.
23 posted on 01/14/2008 11:41:34 PM PST by Kickass Conservative (Guns don't kill people, gun free zones kill people)
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To: robomatik
the question is, what sort of honorary degree will be bestowed upon Paris during her visit?

Rather than posting any of her disgusting video links, how about creating a new "Best Choking The Chicken Award"?

That's assuming that I, not a graduate of the mighty Harvard, missed that award from some or many years in the past.

Just being pissy, sorry....

24 posted on 01/15/2008 12:05:36 AM PST by jws3sticks (Hillary can take a very long walk on a very short pier, anytime, and the sooner the better!)
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To: jws3sticks
i dont think paris has a chicken to choke.

i've had some wine tonight (my brother came over) and paris is sooo easy to make fun of. its easy and entertaining.

25 posted on 01/15/2008 12:10:48 AM PST by robomatik (thompson/hunter '08)
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To: Westlander

Paris looks Jewish


26 posted on 01/15/2008 12:24:22 AM PST by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: All

Imagine, being a star based on a former boyfriend making a porno movie while he was practicing procreation with you.

Paris Hilton, the ultimate Sluts and Nuts champ


27 posted on 01/15/2008 1:44:56 AM PST by UCFRoadWarrior (Duncan Hunter: The Man Who Should Be President)
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To: Westlander
She is being inducted into the I Eata Theata fraternity as dorm mom.
28 posted on 01/15/2008 2:13:37 AM PST by OKIEDOC (Kalifornia, a red state wannabe. I don't take Ex Lax I just read the New York Times.)
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To: Westlander

29 posted on 01/15/2008 2:52:58 AM PST by Kid Shelleen (Aztlan My Azz: La Raza is Spanish for Tan Klan)
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To: Westlander
http://www.lemonzoo.com/content/A/15184-content.swf

She's a robot.

30 posted on 01/15/2008 3:20:56 AM PST by Right Wing Assault ("..this administration is planning a 'Right Wing Assault' on values and ideals.." - John Kerry)
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To: Westlander
Knowledge is power.
It's not what you know, it's who you know.
It's not who you know, it's who you blow. (At least, in Paris Hilton's case.)
31 posted on 01/15/2008 3:27:17 AM PST by Bon mots
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To: robomatik

“Hasty Pudding” is the name of the student group making the “award”; It is an annual spoof event. The “honoree” gets roasted and lampooned. It’s not the harvard administration. IT’S A JOKE!


32 posted on 01/15/2008 4:15:50 AM PST by BohDaThone
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To: OKIEDOC

On our campus it was Delta Pi


33 posted on 01/15/2008 4:20:20 AM PST by 8mmMauser (Jezu ufam tobie...Jesus I trust in Thee)
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To: Bon mots
'Could you put those handcuffs on me again? It makes me feel like I’m in my own bed'.

Statement from her jail cell

34 posted on 01/15/2008 4:20:25 AM PST by Westlander (Unleash the Neutron Bomb)
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To: Candor7

The Hasty Pudding Club is the student drama club. They have a habit of making snark, derisive awards. It’ll be more a roast than a love in. She’ll be the [pardon the term] butt of “good natured” snarky humor. I don’t think she has any idea what she’s in for.

Paris Hilton, imho, has no discernable talent other than a vapid, casual sluttiness. Mae West elevated sluttiness to an art form, Paris is merely vulgar and clueless.


35 posted on 01/15/2008 4:38:01 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (Being an idealist excuses nothing. Hitler was an idealist.)
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This certainly says a lot about Harvard...

Mark


36 posted on 01/15/2008 4:41:54 AM PST by MarkL
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To: SAJ
I didn't know that John Harvard's descendants had such a keen sense of humor. But then again, they DID name Cornel West as a University Scholar (before Princeton lured his incompetent butt away).

I'm not thumping the tub for my own university. Eli Yale is now spinning in his grave over some of the faculty there. Some are as bad as Cornel West, just not as well known.

Congressman Billybob

Latest article, "License? We Don't Need No Steenkin' License!"

A Freeper in Congress? Please act now.

37 posted on 01/15/2008 5:19:33 AM PST by Congressman Billybob (www.ArmorforCongress.com)
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To: Congressman Billybob

Oh, I’ve no brief for Yale, either, and for generally the same reasons as you. Their alumni solicitations are very good for starting a nice fire on a winter’s night, though.


38 posted on 01/15/2008 11:08:38 AM PST by SAJ
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To: Candor7

“Paris does Harvard?”

She will be giving new meaning to the phrase “heading for”.


39 posted on 08/04/2008 4:45:02 AM PDT by wmileo (I miss Ronald Wilson Reagan. POTUS #40)
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